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Title: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 24, 2008, 09:41:53 AM
http://www.witn.com/home/headlines/29677174.html





[laugh]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: lauramonster on September 24, 2008, 09:44:50 AM
get a life!!  Some people have too much time on their hands!
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 09:49:21 AM
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it is ok to go AtM

but

PETA makes it look like a fat kid with a fudge bar
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 09:57:57 AM
I really wonder what that kinda ice cream would taste like...  [roll]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 09:59:59 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 09:57:57 AM
I really wonder what that kinda ice cream would taste like...  [roll]

maybe if we say pretty please C will let us make some with her mooby juice in a few weeks
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 24, 2008, 10:02:03 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 09:59:59 AM
maybe if we say pretty please C will let us make some with her mooby juice in a few weeks

[roll]

can i veto that little request?  [cheeky]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 24, 2008, 10:02:03 AM
[roll]

can i veto that little request?  [cheeky]

why?

it would be ...well creepy and weird but entertaining as all get out
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 24, 2008, 10:03:43 AM
busted  :o    [laugh]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 24, 2008, 10:05:02 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:03:33 AM
why?

it would be ...well creepy and weird but entertaining as all get out

because i said so.  ;D

and because its creepy.

so there.  :-*
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:06:24 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 24, 2008, 10:05:02 AM
because i said so.  ;D

and because its creepy.

so there.  :-*


I swear, there is nothing worse than adults

Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 24, 2008, 10:07:22 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:06:24 AM

I swear, there is nothing worse than adults



adult hippies


are worser
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: zarn02 on September 24, 2008, 10:09:28 AM
well...

sure, why not? [roll]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 24, 2008, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:06:24 AM

I swear, there is nothing worse than adults



i ruin all your fun don't i?

go sit in time out.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: TiNi on September 24, 2008, 10:17:37 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 24, 2008, 10:05:02 AM
because i said so.  ;D

and because its creepy.

so there.  :-*

[clap] [clap] [clap]

i think it's creepy too



Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: TiNi on September 24, 2008, 10:20:21 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

spankin™ is ducmouse's business  ;D

or JBubb's  ;)
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 24, 2008, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

you know i can't say no to you.  :-*



back on topic...

creepy.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: the_Journeyman on September 24, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

Just got the mental image/sound of Roger Rabbit going 'pl-pl-pl-pl-please' in my head [laugh]

JM
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Rameses on September 24, 2008, 10:27:08 AM
Was I the only one that thought of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when I read the thread title?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 24, 2008, 10:27:22 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 24, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
Just got the mental image/sound of Roger Rabbit going 'pl-pl-pl-pl-please' in my head [laugh]

JM

Here's his exact look:

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/puppy-dog-eyes-83825.jpg)
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 24, 2008, 10:28:50 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dvL7VH9vcdma/610x.jpg)

I need one "A" scoop of momma mocha

one "DD" scoop of mocha momma with baby batter topping

and one "B"  scoop of "thanks for the mammories" with sprinkles and gummi bears
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:31:14 AM
 :o

[puke]

[laugh]

Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 10:36:20 AM
Am I the only one that sees how many white trash wellfare mommas could get jobs because of this? Think of the opportunity to end unemployment for millions.... you lack imagination.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 24, 2008, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 10:36:20 AM
Am I the only one that sees how many white trash wellfare mommas could get jobs because of this? Think of the opportunity to end unemployment for millions.... you lack imagination.

why just the white trash..... people like chocolate too
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: acalles on September 24, 2008, 10:42:31 AM
I bet they came up with this while high, munching out on ben and jerry's and decided to call the number on the back before forgetting the great idea they just came up with..

[laugh]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 10:47:09 AM
I got a friend who works at the local womens lock up.... she says there is a chick that walks up and down the cafeteria saying,"two squirts of milk in trade for your toast"  She is offering a commodity... she still needs a job when she gets out... come on people... help keep her employed.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: LA on September 24, 2008, 01:08:51 PM
This reminds me of trying to breast pump my wife's boobies for our first child. The kid wouldn't breast feed and the wife had to get rid of the stuff and it just wouldn't work.  It was make the beast with two backsing ........ hil.....arious. I never laughed so hard in my life.

There was a piece on NPR the other day about a French restaurant that is using human milk in their recipes and paying something like $6.00 a pint for it.  Sounds a little creepy to me.

Loooove the containers it come in, but somehow the idea of drinking the stuff somehow escapes me.

LA 
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Dana on September 25, 2008, 05:37:47 AM
So PETA is against cows lining up to have their teets sucked on, but it's all good in the hood to have some ladies herded up to have their mams pumped?

I just ordered a case of utter cream so i can milk the MILF's all by hand. 
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: red baron on September 25, 2008, 06:30:29 AM
Quote from: Dana on September 25, 2008, 05:37:47 AM
So PETA is against cows lining up to have their teets sucked on, but it's all good in the hood to have some ladies herded up to have their mams pumped?


The humans have a choice.

Not that I'm supporting either view.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Rufus120 on September 25, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
That would be one interesting looking production line..... ;D
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 25, 2008, 02:02:19 PM
Stolen:

Say hello to Jenny Garcia & Peanut Butter C-Cup
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: NAKID on September 25, 2008, 02:54:49 PM
Have none of you had breast milk as an adult? That's some tastey stuff I tell ya. But, drinking it from someone other than your SO is kinda creepy....
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 25, 2008, 02:56:47 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 25, 2008, 02:54:49 PM
Have none of you had breast milk as an adult? That's some tastey stuff I tell ya. But, drinking it from someone other than your SO is kinda creepy....

Thank you!!! You hear this Mother? You creep.  >:(

[laugh]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Betty Rage on September 25, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
I can't believe I just now saw this thread. Thanks Jbub. I wondered what prompted mom to ask me if he could make ice cream in the NW thread.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 25, 2008, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on September 25, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
I can't believe I just now saw this thread. Thanks Jbub. I wondered what prompted mom to ask me if he could make ice cream in the NW thread.

Welcome hon. Tell Mo to let Mother know how it tastes! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Nitewaif on September 26, 2008, 01:03:57 AM
Aww Jebus - why did I open this thread?  I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. 
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:40:25 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 25, 2008, 02:56:47 PM
Thank you!!! You hear this Mother? You creep.  >:(

[laugh]


me creep?

have chris show you his magic ligamentless knee

that is creepy
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:47:08 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 09:57:57 AM
I really wonder what that kinda ice cream would taste like...  [roll]


and see!!!!1

Ryan's Idea

not me

not me

not creeoy

Ryan's creepy
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 26, 2008, 05:47:34 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:47:08 AM

and see!!!!1

Ryan's Idea

not me

not me

not creeoy

Ryan's creepy


still a creep  :-*
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: ryandalling on September 26, 2008, 03:26:52 PM
Okay... for the record... most people do not drink cow milk straight from a cow anyhow... so if you process breast milk and add all the sugars and other crap to make ice cream... would it be like the difference between cow milk and goat milk... or would it just be weird??? People are all getting in a huff and acting like its disgusting... but in reality... its still just milk... and something that most of us drank from the source at one point in our lives... however... would I buy any???? Probably not... I just wondered what the ya it would taste like... and yes... for farks sake... I am a creep... and I worked really hard to portray that... so nobody better go and change what they were thinking. 

Now... take my avatar... and just imagine.... PETA approved ice cream  [evil]   ;D
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Betty Rage on September 26, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
I don't know how they could regulate that sort of thing. EVERYTHING passes through breast milk, medication, alcohol, spicy foods, so how could you really make ice cream out of it and know that you weren't feeding people vicodin?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Grampa on September 26, 2008, 04:24:19 PM
mystery mix  8)
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: ryandalling on September 26, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on September 26, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
I don't know how they could regulate that sort of thing. EVERYTHING passes through breast milk, medication, alcohol, spicy foods, so how could you really make ice cream out of it and know that you weren't feeding people vicodin?
Hmm.... good point... oh well... no miracle cure for unemployment here.  ;D
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 26, 2008, 05:07:16 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on September 26, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
so how could you really make ice cream out of it and know that you weren't feeding people vicodin?

Would it matter if it were full of vicodin? Who wouldn't come away smiling anyways?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: OwnyTony on September 27, 2008, 06:08:09 AM
Quote from: trouble on September 25, 2008, 06:30:29 AM

The humans have a choice.

Not that I'm supporting either view.

I think we should subject all the women in peta to take the high road and walk the talk.  Their choices are to
1. Forced to do it
2. Choose to have someone choose for them

Those are the only 2 options.  At least they have a choice. Poor cows dont have this option.

why not come full circle and make some soylent green?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: somegirl on September 28, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on September 26, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
I don't know how they could regulate that sort of thing. EVERYTHING passes through breast milk, medication, alcohol, spicy foods, so how could you really make ice cream out of it and know that you weren't feeding people vicodin?

They don't seem to have any problem feeding people the antibiotics in cow milk.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Kopfjäger on September 28, 2008, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: msincredible on September 28, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
They don't seem to have any problem feeding people the antibiotics in cow milk.

Don't drink it.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: somegirl on September 28, 2008, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on September 28, 2008, 04:18:41 PM
Don't drink it.

I don't and haven't for over 15 years.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: OwnyTony on September 28, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: msincredible on September 28, 2008, 04:22:36 PM
I don't and haven't for over 15 years.

Does that mean all dairy products?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: somegirl on September 28, 2008, 04:51:10 PM
Quote from: OwnyTony on September 28, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
Does that mean all dairy products?

Yes.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: the_Journeyman on September 28, 2008, 05:29:55 PM
Quote from: msincredible on September 28, 2008, 04:51:10 PM
Yes.

How the hell do you survive without cheese!!!!

JM
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Kopfjäger on September 28, 2008, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: msincredible on September 28, 2008, 04:51:10 PM
Yes.

Gee, that was hard to guess.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 28, 2008, 05:43:38 PM
Oh let it go. MsInc. lives her lifestyle and is happy with it. It works for her. Not doing a bit of harm to anyone else.


In other news, C is having her baby and that means we're one step closer to someone finding out what bewbie ice cream tastes like! Woot!  ;D
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Statler on September 28, 2008, 05:47:15 PM
I'm drinking my coffee black at DIMBY.


<mumble....creepy....mumble>
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Betty Rage on September 28, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: msincredible on September 28, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
They don't seem to have any problem feeding people the antibiotics in cow milk.

Actually, that's a really good point. There's all kinds of crap in cow's milk that isn't good for you. Why would it be different for people milk?
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 28, 2008, 08:00:11 PM
Bitty?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY)
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: TiNi on September 29, 2008, 03:58:00 AM
Quote from: Statler on September 28, 2008, 05:47:15 PM
I'm drinking my coffee black at DIMBY.


<mumble....creepy....mumble>

[laugh]

i'll be bringing a stash of 2% organic cow ;) i'll share

Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Statler on September 29, 2008, 12:17:32 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 29, 2008, 03:58:00 AM
[laugh]

i'll be bringing a stash of 2% organic cow ;) i'll share



thank you   :-*

I'll share my tequila...pretty sure there's no growth hormone in it either.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: TiNi on September 30, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
Quote from: Statler on September 29, 2008, 12:17:32 PM
thank you   :-*

I'll share my tequila...pretty sure there's no growth hormone in it either.

mooooooogaritas!  [laugh]
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2008, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 30, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
mooooooogaritas!  [laugh]

I will never forgive you for that.
Title: Re: moooooobies
Post by: TiNi on October 01, 2008, 03:14:51 AM
 ;D