moooooobies

Started by Grampa, September 24, 2008, 09:41:53 AM

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TiNi

Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

spankin™ is ducmouse's business  ;D

or JBubb's  ;)

jdubbs32584

Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

you know i can't say no to you.  :-*



back on topic...

creepy.

the_Journeyman

Quote from: Mother on September 24, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
ooh do I get a spanking


pretty please

Just got the mental image/sound of Roger Rabbit going 'pl-pl-pl-pl-please' in my head [laugh]

JM
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Was I the only one that thought of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when I read the thread title?

jdubbs32584

Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 24, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
Just got the mental image/sound of Roger Rabbit going 'pl-pl-pl-pl-please' in my head [laugh]

JM

Here's his exact look:


Grampa



I need one "A" scoop of momma mocha

one "DD" scoop of mocha momma with baby batter topping

and one "B"  scoop of "thanks for the mammories" with sprinkles and gummi bears
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So I went solo.  -Me

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ryandalling

Am I the only one that sees how many white trash wellfare mommas could get jobs because of this? Think of the opportunity to end unemployment for millions.... you lack imagination.
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Grampa

Quote from: ryandalling on September 24, 2008, 10:36:20 AM
Am I the only one that sees how many white trash wellfare mommas could get jobs because of this? Think of the opportunity to end unemployment for millions.... you lack imagination.

why just the white trash..... people like chocolate too
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

acalles

I bet they came up with this while high, munching out on ben and jerry's and decided to call the number on the back before forgetting the great idea they just came up with..

[laugh]

ryandalling

I got a friend who works at the local womens lock up.... she says there is a chick that walks up and down the cafeteria saying,"two squirts of milk in trade for your toast"  She is offering a commodity... she still needs a job when she gets out... come on people... help keep her employed.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

LA

This reminds me of trying to breast pump my wife's boobies for our first child. The kid wouldn't breast feed and the wife had to get rid of the stuff and it just wouldn't work.  It was make the beast with two backsing ........ hil.....arious. I never laughed so hard in my life.

There was a piece on NPR the other day about a French restaurant that is using human milk in their recipes and paying something like $6.00 a pint for it.  Sounds a little creepy to me.

Loooove the containers it come in, but somehow the idea of drinking the stuff somehow escapes me.

LA 
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Dana

So PETA is against cows lining up to have their teets sucked on, but it's all good in the hood to have some ladies herded up to have their mams pumped?

I just ordered a case of utter cream so i can milk the MILF's all by hand. 
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red baron

Quote from: Dana on September 25, 2008, 05:37:47 AM
So PETA is against cows lining up to have their teets sucked on, but it's all good in the hood to have some ladies herded up to have their mams pumped?


The humans have a choice.

Not that I'm supporting either view.
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Rufus120

That would be one interesting looking production line..... ;D