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Title: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: tonyj311 on October 02, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
The wife and I were going out for date night and Bambi decided to run in to the car. Its a nearly new '09 Toyota Matrix with 4,000 miles on it. The crap part about it is that the deer got up and ran away!!!

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2v9ouw2.jpg)
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: superjohn on October 02, 2008, 03:16:30 PM
It's sad really. I wonder what goes on out in the woods that makes doe-eyed young......well........doe want to throw themselves into the path of oncoming vehicles to their deaths?

Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: silvy1200 on October 02, 2008, 04:12:57 PM
that could of been ugly on the bike, glad you're ok!

those suckers pop out of nowhere! i hit 2 in '06 in a total of about 7 months, one in missouri and the other in iowa. the iowa ones are fat and stupid, just about totaled my company suburban.

my office gave me deer whistlers for the new truck  [roll]
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: MikeZ on October 03, 2008, 06:17:13 AM
It's mating season (the rut) for deer now so they will be running around more then usual trying to get a piece of a$$ so everyone needs to be extra careful this time of year.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: the_Journeyman on October 03, 2008, 06:27:24 AM
Gotta say it...

Oh, deer....

JM
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: red baron on October 03, 2008, 08:36:45 AM
Quote from: superjohn on October 02, 2008, 03:16:30 PM
It's sad really. I wonder what goes on out in the woods that makes doe-eyed young......well........doe want to throw themselves into the path of oncoming vehicles to their deaths?




hormones
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: Pakhan on October 03, 2008, 08:44:50 AM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on October 02, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
The crap part about it is that the deer got up and ran away!!!

So it would've been better if it died or was injured?  I guess a free meal out of the deal might not be such a bad consolation prize.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: TiNi on October 03, 2008, 09:17:52 AM
Quote from: MikeZ on October 03, 2008, 06:17:13 AM
It's mating season (the rut) for deer now so they will be running around more then usual trying to get a piece of a$$ so everyone needs to be extra careful this time of year.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

hussies  [roll]

seriously, thanks for the reminder  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: erkishhorde on October 03, 2008, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on October 03, 2008, 08:44:50 AM
So it would've been better if it died or was injured?  I guess a free meal out of the deal might not be such a bad consolation prize.

At least he'd get something out of it.  [roll]

Good thing it didn't go through the windshield.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: ZLTFUL on October 03, 2008, 11:41:30 AM
January 2nd, 2005...11:15 pm.

I hit one in my favorite car ever. Totaled the car...broke the deer's back. The couple that stopped to see if I was OK found it a bit disconcerting when I walked over to the deer and stuck a knife through the base of it's skull.
They seemed to ease a little bit when i explained to the that the deer was paralyzed and had I not done that, it would have just suffered.

The sausage wasn't bad but lost about half the meat to trauma.  :(
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: Jarvicious on October 03, 2008, 03:03:41 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on October 03, 2008, 11:41:30 AM
January 2nd, 2005...11:15 pm.

I hit one in my favorite car ever. Totaled the car...broke the deer's back. The couple that stopped to see if I was OK found it a bit disconcerting when I walked over to the deer and stuck a knife through the base of it's skull.
They seemed to ease a little bit when i explained to the that the deer was paralyzed and had I not done that, it would have just suffered.

The sausage wasn't bad but lost about half the meat to trauma.  :(

That is by far the manliest thing I've heard in a while.   ;D

Do be careful everyone.  Deer season around here is almost as bad as Christmas for most locations.  Our stores get busy.  Hunters come in from everywhere (I'm in Central/ North Missouri) and the deer loose their minds for about a month and a half.  About 2 weeks from now the deer carcass count on the highways will be through the roof.  I can honestly say if I ever tag one on the bike and am able to get up afterwards, that son of a pregnant dog is gonna feed me for a while. 


Ok, I really need to move.  That rant was much more hillbilly-esque than I'm used to.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: NAKID on October 03, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
Almost hit a fawn and doe this morning on base...
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: ejw24 on October 03, 2008, 03:35:09 PM
Had a doe jump out in front of me on the bike two weeks ago.  i was headed up Independence Pass going about 30, I hit the brakes and just barely missed it - it was so close I could have touched her as we passed.  FREAKED me out!!
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: somegirl on October 03, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: ejw24 on October 03, 2008, 03:35:09 PM
Had a doe jump out in front of me on the bike two weeks ago.  i was headed up Independence Pass going about 30, I hit the brakes and just barely missed it - it was so close I could have touched her as we passed.  FREAKED me out!!

Had the same thing happen to me about a month ago, except I was on my bicycle (going about 35 down Mt. Tam).  Fishtailed like crazy but managed to (barely) stop in time.  It was broad daylight, middle of the afternoon.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: TiNi on October 03, 2008, 05:13:05 PM
Quote from: msincredible on October 03, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
Had the same thing happen to me about a month ago, except I was on my bicycle (going about 35 down Mt. Tam).  Fishtailed like crazy but managed to (barely) stop in time.  It was broad daylight, middle of the afternoon.

nice save  ;D
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: Howie on October 03, 2008, 08:42:09 PM
I'm beginning to hate those tall rodents almost as much as I hate squirrels.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: TiNi on October 04, 2008, 08:41:44 AM
Quote from: howie on October 03, 2008, 08:42:09 PM
I'm beginning to hate those tall rodents almost as much as I hate squirrels.

i've hated deer all along... they are so selfish
they have 500+ acres of land directly across the street,
but they ate my garden and all of the flowers in my yard
>:(

Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: bluemoco on October 07, 2008, 05:32:43 PM
This video makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.   :o  [laugh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6VS6qsLJeY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6VS6qsLJeY)

[Stu - glad you're ok.  [thumbsup]]
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: Le Pirate on October 07, 2008, 05:57:33 PM
I'm not sure if these are a problem anywhere else, but while I worry about the deer out here.....the wild hogs scare me the most.

the deer's head at least stick up over the tall grass. you can't see the hogs until they are standing in your lane staring your front tire in their face.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: tonyj311 on October 08, 2008, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on October 07, 2008, 05:57:33 PM
I'm not sure if these are a problem anywhere else, but while I worry about the deer out here.....the wild hogs scare me the most.

the deer's head at least stick up over the tall grass. you can't see the hogs until they are standing in your lane staring your front tire in their face.

The problem with this stupid deer is that it was running full speed across the road. Normally you can see their eyes standing off in the ditch, but we didnt even have time to react. Deer number one was in front of us and we just missed it. As Mrs. Pedasso was braking the second one hit us. Fortunately our kid wasnt in the car because she loves deer. Unfotunately it ran away as I mentioned earlier because I love deer sausage (not that kind you perverts).  :P
Final bill was about $6500 and they forgot to put the "S" back on the grill. She drives straight now and doesnt seem to have any issues. Its a fun little car. My only gripe is that its a 10.5 gallon tank so I am filling up once a week.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: TiAvenger on October 08, 2008, 11:30:28 AM
Quote from: bluemoco v2.0 on October 07, 2008, 05:32:43 PM
This video makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.   :o  [laugh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6VS6qsLJeY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6VS6qsLJeY)

[Stu - glad you're ok.  [thumbsup]]

Holy crap! That's like 8 foot high and I guess about 30 long
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: OwnyTony on October 08, 2008, 12:07:09 PM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on October 02, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
The wife and I were going out for date night and Bambi decided to run in to the car. Its a nearly new '09 Toyota Matrix with 4,000 miles on it. The crap part about it is that the deer got up and ran away!!!

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2v9ouw2.jpg)
NOT ONLY does it mess up your car, your dinner walks away?

Man...cheated twice
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: Bigbore4 on October 08, 2008, 12:12:22 PM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on October 08, 2008, 11:18:34 AM
<snip>
My only gripe is that its a 10.5 gallon tank so I am filling up once a week.
<snip>


I have a 34 gallon tank and fill it once a week, starting again real soon!  Cry me a river!

On a lighter note, I gassed up the bike Sunday at 2.98 a gallon!

Back on topic, watch carefully up in our neck of the woods.  We have a significant over-population issue.  And they are close to rutting.  If you see one without antlers running flat out, be very very vigilant, it is certain SHE is running from HE!
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: spolic on October 08, 2008, 02:16:54 PM
I love when that happens. Not the fish tail part, just the running into wild life on the MTB.
Quote from: msincredible on October 03, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
Had the same thing happen to me about a month ago, except I was on my bicycle (going about 35 down Mt. Tam).  Fishtailed like crazy but managed to (barely) stop in time.  It was broad daylight, middle of the afternoon.
Title: Re: Glad I wasnt on the bike...
Post by: MendoDave on October 08, 2008, 03:00:39 PM
That deer might have walked away, but I bet it's dead by now.  :'(

I've hit a few deer in my time. One time I had slowed down to about 80 before I hit the deer. Deer kept right on running. When I stopped the car later and couldn't  open the drivers side door, I went around to the front to check out the damage. Fender was all crinkled & pushed back, Radiator support busted, Headlight missing. The dogs were gathered around the empty headlight bucket, licking away at what the deer had for breakfast. And yet the deer ran off...