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Title: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 25, 2008, 08:29:27 AM
We'd have a house full of'um if'n it was legal.

Just ask Nate..... he almost went home w/o Zeke.

lm.... bless her heart, is a sucker for all things tiny and cute. ( make no bp penis jokes here)


meet the newest member of our family

Dani or Danny (we cant tell yet)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/ic.jpg?t=1224947594)

lm got a call from a friend, whose husband (Danny), found it abandoned in thier backyard last weekend.

big pics
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3142-1.jpg?t=1224948220)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3143-1.jpg?t=1224948298)



and all this after being told I would be shot if I brought home anymore kitties or puppies   [laugh]



Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:36:57 AM
 :) :) :)

soooo cute!

tell lm that i wanted to take zeke home with me too  ;)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:38:24 AM
You guys need a farm...  ;D

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:36:57 AM
:) :) :)

soooo cute!

tell lm that i wanted to take zeke home with me too  ;)
Pretty sure T might have somethin' to say about that.   :P

Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 25, 2008, 08:39:44 AM
scratch the name Dani/Danny.... she's now decided to name it Pumpkin (she says cuz is close to Haloween, I say it's cuz it's ginormous head)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:41:38 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:38:24 AM
You guys need a farm...  ;D

[laugh]

Quote from: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:38:24 AM
Pretty sure T might have somethin' to say about that.   :P

i neeed a visit  ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 25, 2008, 08:41:58 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:38:24 AM
You guys need a farm...  ;D
Pretty sure T might have somethin' to say about that.   :P


If we ever win the lottery.... we'll open up a rescue facility. "Rescue facility" sounds better than "crazy animal hoarding couple"

[laugh]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:43:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 25, 2008, 08:41:58 AM
If we ever win the lottery.... we'll open up a rescue facility. "Rescue facility" sounds better than "crazy animal hoarding couple"

[laugh]
call it what you want.... :P
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:43:28 AM
punkin'  ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:48:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:38:24 AM
Pretty sure T might have somethin' to say about that.   :P


tell her i just want to borrow him  ;)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 25, 2008, 08:48:34 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 25, 2008, 08:48:00 AM
tell her i just want to borrow him  ;)
You tell her.   ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Oldfisti on October 25, 2008, 09:52:52 AM
Look at the size of that melon! Punkin' is a great choice!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 25, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
That's it.


It all makes so much sense now.




LM brings home things that are pathetic and helpless on their own. That's what she saw in Joel!  [laugh]






I know I know, I'm outta the will.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: lauramonster on October 25, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
Jack.  short for Jack-o-Lantern. 

or jackie if it's a girl.  punkin should be an orange cat.  Maybe punkin is colorblind. 

Anyway, cute cat.  (or nice pussy, bp!)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: lilysmama on October 25, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 25, 2008, 08:29:27 AM
We'd have a house full of'um if'n it was legal.

Just ask Nate..... he almost went home w/o Zeke.

lm.... bless her heart, is a sucker for all things tiny and cute.



I don't like how you say all of this like I couldn't stop if wanted to.  I could.  I COULD, TOO!  Stop arguing with me.


:P


Gotta go.  Rec Time is over and my caseworker is saying that I have to go to Group.


LM
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Buckethead on October 25, 2008, 05:06:31 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 25, 2008, 08:29:27 AM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/ic.jpg?t=1224947594)

(http://www.neonlite.ca/retard-cat.thumbnail.jpg)


Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Howie on October 25, 2008, 06:54:23 PM
BP and LM's ever growing family ;D  One lucky kitten!
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 25, 2008, 10:22:10 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3152.jpg?t=1224998040)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3149.jpg?t=1224998140)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3153.jpg?t=1224998169)

we be the sucker family.

Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 25, 2008, 10:36:08 PM
Can the new addition come play with the dogs?
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: somegirl on October 25, 2008, 10:46:25 PM
^^ it's not a chew toy :P
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Buckethead on October 25, 2008, 10:50:58 PM
Umm... Random observation here, but the new addition seems pretty wee for normal kitten status.

Might I ask how s/he/it is feeding at this point?
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 26, 2008, 07:58:43 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 25, 2008, 10:50:58 PM
Umm... Random observation here, but the new addition seems pretty wee for normal kitten status.

Might I ask how s/he/it is feeding at this point?

based on it size, we figure it's about 3 weeks old. Danny, the guy who found it abandoned in his back yard last weekend, says it's eyes had just barely opened at that point.

lm (the babys new mama) purchased infant kitty formula from petsmart. Helen (one of our old lady kitties), was found adandoned too, so lm knows her babykittymama stuff.

being a bit premature to be away from a real mama kitty, just means it fits in with our 'special needs" pet requirements  ;D

Bob = anger management issues
Desmo = leg missing, pees on himself when excited
Helen = old, drools when petted, lack social skills (hides under the bed all day)
Lela = licks everything, thinks Labrador means lapdog.
Sedici = has small dog syndrome, thinks barking = bigger, was rescued from a redlight district.
Lily = will only drink fresh tapwater, or water from mudpuddles (no in between), needs to be petted 24/7, has a morbid fear of cat litter.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 26, 2008, 08:14:13 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 26, 2008, 07:58:43 AM

Bob = anger management issues
Desmo = leg missing, pees on himself when excited
Helen = old, drools when petted, lack social skills (hides under the bed all day)
Lela = licks everything, thinks Labrador means lapdog.
Sedici = has small dog syndrome, thinks barking = bigger, was rescued from a redlight district.
Lily = will only drink fresh tapwater, or water from mudpuddles (no in between), needs to be petted 24/7, has a morbid fear of cat litter.

So was Nate from the same litter as Helen? Do things like that get passed on to whole litters?
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 26, 2008, 08:31:25 AM
Quote from: somebastid on October 26, 2008, 08:14:13 AM
So was Nate from the same litter as Helen? Do things like that get passed on to whole litters?
She was from the litter after me....

I don't hide.  ;)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: red baron on October 26, 2008, 08:40:24 AM
Quote from: somebastid on October 26, 2008, 08:14:13 AM
So was Nate from the same litter as Helen? Do things like that get passed on to whole litters?


[laugh] [laugh]


bp,

that kitty is very lucky to have such a great new set of parents. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: KnightofNi on October 26, 2008, 11:16:39 AM
bp...i hate you and lm right now

everytime you post one of these threads kathy reads it and won't shut the hell up about getting a kitten.


Quote from: bobspapa on October 26, 2008, 07:58:43 AM
based on it size, we figure it's about 3 weeks old. Danny, the guy who found it abandoned in his back yard last weekend, says it's eyes had just barely opened at that point.

lm (the babys new mama) purchased infant kitty formula from petsmart. Helen (one of our old lady kitties), was found adandoned too, so lm knows her babykittymama stuff.
i was going to say, that kittne looks freshly born or it has downs syndrome
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: NeufUnSix on October 26, 2008, 08:34:51 PM
That's cute. I raised a few cats from infancy over the years. My current one was a feral cat that was rescued from the woods. And he's weird.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: herm on October 27, 2008, 05:22:55 AM
(http://thinkguacamole.com/images/CatHoard.jpg)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: lethe on October 27, 2008, 05:24:27 AM
Quote from: herm on October 27, 2008, 05:22:55 AM
(http://thinkguacamole.com/images/CatHoard.jpg)

BP is the crazy cat lady.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: red baron on October 27, 2008, 06:48:19 AM
Quote from: herm on October 27, 2008, 05:22:55 AM
(http://thinkguacamole.com/images/CatHoard.jpg)



his animals live waaaaaaaaaay better than that.


the animals might even live better than bp.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 27, 2008, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: lethe on October 27, 2008, 05:24:27 AM
BP is the crazy cat lady.

get out'a my yard.




[laugh]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: NeufUnSix on October 27, 2008, 07:31:53 AM
Blaaargh hee bah hua gaaaah! *Throws cat*
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Oldfisti on October 27, 2008, 02:54:44 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on October 27, 2008, 07:31:53 AM
Blaaargh hee bah hua gaaaah! *Throws cat*

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]   Nice one!


(http://www.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/12/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg)      (http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/funny-pictures-crazy-cat-lady-starter-kit.jpg)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Buckethead on October 27, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
So Joel, any way we could get some more pics of the little bugger? S/he/it is mighty cute.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 27, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 27, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
So Joel, any way we could get some more pics of the little bugger? S/he/it is mighty cute.

Yes, if only to annoy Knight.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 28, 2008, 04:29:16 AM
Quote from: somebastid on October 27, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Yes, if only to annoy Knight.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

yes! more insanely cute kitten pics please, bp :)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 06:13:20 AM
Quote from: somebastid on October 27, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Yes, if only to annoy Knight.

i'm kicking you in the shins

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 28, 2008, 04:29:16 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

yes! more insanely cute kitten pics please, bp :)

bandwaggoner  :P
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 28, 2008, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 06:13:20 AM
bandwaggoner  :P

if it has to do with annoying you... i'm ALL for it  ;D

that


and i LoVe insanely cute kittehs  ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 11:42:19 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 28, 2008, 09:49:25 AM
if it has to do with annoying you... i'm ALL for it  ;D

that


and i LoVe insanely cute kittehs  ;D

i won't hit a woman, but i'll shake the shit out of her.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Buckethead on October 28, 2008, 12:59:31 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 11:42:19 AM
i won't hit a woman, but i'll shake the shit out of her.

Impossible. Girls don't poop.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 28, 2008, 01:07:09 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 28, 2008, 12:59:31 PM
Impossible. Girls don't poop.
...and even if they did you couldn't prove it to them...

no stink. ;)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: red baron on October 28, 2008, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 28, 2008, 01:07:09 PM
...and even if they did you couldn't prove it to them...

no stink. ;)



[laugh]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 28, 2008, 01:07:09 PM
...and even if they did you couldn't prove it to them...

no stink. ;)

we know that's not true. kathy might not let it out as often as i do, but when it happens it's like a bomb went off. she rivals some of my best.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: ducpainter on October 28, 2008, 05:35:57 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 28, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
we know that's not true.
I hardly ever say anything that's true.

It was fun though. ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 08:09:55 AM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/GetAttachment-5.jpg?t=1225292602)

grrrrrrrrrrrr

nightstalker  [evil]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on October 29, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Great pic, BP!  I'd probably have a cat if they stayed kitties.


Oh yeah, and they make me sneeze, ooze snot and have itchy eyes.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 01:04:38 PM
last night I fell asleep on the couch, and the kitty fell asleep on my chest.... lm took a pic that she says is cute... if'n it is, I'll post it up tonight  ;D
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Buckethead on October 29, 2008, 01:20:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 29, 2008, 08:09:55 AM
grrrrrrrrrrrr

nightstalker  [evil]

I know that look. Someone spotted some evil toes that needed vanquishing.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
we had a loooooong day yesterday   [laugh]


(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3155.jpg?t=1225334057)
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 29, 2008, 07:47:41 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 29, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
we had a loooooong day yesterday   [laugh]


(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/IMG_3155.jpg?t=1225334057)

I would've treated that cat to a life of luxury if it had peed on you right then and there.
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 07:49:21 PM
it had just made my upper lip bleed... does that count?
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 29, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
i like your tshirt!
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 29, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
i like your tshirt!

baby kitty loves social d  [evil]

[laugh]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 29, 2008, 08:15:49 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 29, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
baby kitty loves social d  [evil]

[laugh]

baby kitty? punkin didn't stick?
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: Grampa on October 29, 2008, 08:16:57 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 29, 2008, 08:15:49 PM
baby kitty? punkin didn't stick?

it's baby kitty cuz lm cant make up her mind   [cheeky]
Title: Re: thank god it's illegal to steal babies
Post by: TiNi on October 29, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 29, 2008, 08:16:57 PM
it's baby kitty cuz lm cant make up her mind   [cheeky]

i have a hard time making up my mind sometimes too... fickle.
another good reason i should never get a tattoo  [laugh]