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Title: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 12:52:50 PM
Exactly how much effort is one supposed to put into

Doing the Right Thing?

3 days ago I found a PALM Trio or Centro...anyway

some fancy phone

and

I need a phone since mine is 4 y/o

Now mountain rules state that a ground score is a ground score if there is no one within visible sight when ground score is made

but

since it has been said that I am of high moral standing... [roll]

I have a need to return the phone since they are not cheap

so I purchased a charger since it was dead and went through the phone

Left a message on "dads" cell stating who i was and what I found with personal and work numbers to contact me so I can return the phone

24hrs goes by and nothing

day two I go through it some more and find out the owners name and where she works

call work, identify myself, and ask to speak with "Courtney"

no joy

ask for some contact info so i can return her property

no joy, they won't give me anything

day three

find more info in the phone

find out that "mom" lives just down the road from one of our quarters

stop by on the way off shift this morning to return phone

people wont answer door

I can hear them inside

they wont answer the door

WTF?

at what point do i get to keep the phone and not have bad karma?



Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Slide Panda on November 14, 2008, 01:00:05 PM
The point that they wouldn't open the door.

You've put in a good effort - tried multiple contact points.  Give it until monday and then call it you new phone.  Assuming you can get it activated in your name.

Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: jdubbs32584 on November 14, 2008, 01:00:33 PM
You've gone above and beyond and they've been weird about it. Give it another day or two and then erase everything and keep it.

My $0.02
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Sinister on November 14, 2008, 01:01:30 PM
Turn it in to the Po-Po; there's something fishy going on.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:02:14 PM
Quote from: yuu on November 14, 2008, 01:00:05 PM
The point that they wouldn't open the door.

You've put in a good effort - tried multiple contact points.  Give it until monday and then call it you new phone.  Assuming you can get it activated in your name.




it's a sim card phone, I just have to swap out the cards

Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: He Man on November 14, 2008, 01:04:26 PM
people can just be secluded and dont want to be bothered. There was a video of a police officer who was struggling with a man hyped on drugs and the cop was wrestling with him for a good 5-10 minutes and dozens of people just walked by.

Call it yours, i would of stopped after calling her major contacts.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 14, 2008, 01:01:30 PM
Turn it in to the Po-Po; there's something fishy going on.

that's what my paranoia was thinking

I found it on the tailboard of my unit

The previous owner is...maybe was

young and attractive

My paranoia figures chick got taken but one of the takers got cold feet and left it there on purpose



Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: jdubbs32584 on November 14, 2008, 01:08:25 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
that's what my paranoia was thinking

I found it on the tailboard of my unit

The previous owner is...maybe was

young and attractive

My paranoia figures chick got taken but one of the takers got cold feet and left it there on purpose



You've called "Dad" and "work" as well as gone by "Moms" house. Are there friends listed?
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: JBubble on November 14, 2008, 01:08:25 PM
You've called "Dad" and "work" as well as gone by "Moms" house. Are there friends listed?

142 of them

and after reading through most of her 1650 text messages

<modified>

I have found her to be disagreable
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 14, 2008, 01:14:36 PM
then I say keep it.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: r_ciao on November 14, 2008, 01:18:29 PM
the owner probably already reported it lost and it won't work.  replace the sim card and enjoy the new tele.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Sinister on November 14, 2008, 01:26:11 PM
The souls of the damned or departed follow their possessions.  Turn it in to the Po-Po.


(I don't ascribe to the above "soul" thing, it just sounded apocalyptic and scary.)
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 14, 2008, 01:27:00 PM
She's apparently a snotty, stuck up pregnant dog who doesn't care about her terribly expensive phone. Clearly she doesn't need it.


But I think you should go the extra mile. Check the phone-knowing the type of girl this sounds like, I'd lay money there's at least one picture of her on there she'd prefer not be on the internet.


Post it on craigslist under missed connections.


"To whom it may concern. If the ass pictured above is yours, I found your phone. Email me."



You'll probably make a "best of".


Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 14, 2008, 01:28:46 PM
^  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
nope

none

just the "BFF's" posing together all...whatever the female version of GQ is...Vogue that's it

pouty lips and halloween costumes

there is however video of them drunk and lighting a building on fire with hairspary and a lighter

<modified>

the disagreable woman is a spark
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: The Architect on November 14, 2008, 01:46:40 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
142 of them

and after reading through most of her 1650 text messages

she's a pregnant dog

a stuck up snotty pregnant dog at that

and

I really don't like calling women names

I think this is a simple case of karma.

You must have done something good somewhere.  She's a pregnant dog.  Karma rewarded you and punished her.

Normally I'd say give it a little time.  This case it's yours. 
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Sinister on November 14, 2008, 01:47:40 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
the snotty pregnant dog is a spark

She sounds like your soulmate - the exact opposite of you. [laugh] (That was meant as a compliment to you)
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: KnightofNi on November 14, 2008, 01:55:30 PM
turnit in to the police. you'll feel better about yourself and won't have an existential delimma.

plus, if they were setting something on fire ti might help solve an arson case.

though you really should take any good pics off and hold onto them for later  ;D
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Triple J on November 14, 2008, 01:59:37 PM
Shoot it. Shooting things is always a good time.

If you keep it you'll feel guilty.

Shoot it!!!  [evil]
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: TiNi on November 14, 2008, 02:15:37 PM
i left my iphone at the gym one night...
i realized it a half hour later, and returned to find
someone had turned in the phone at the front desk.

as i was driving back to the gym,
i thought there is no way in hell i'm ever going to see it again...

i was soooo happy someone had turned it in,
the only problem was i had no idea who to thank.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: MendoDave on November 14, 2008, 02:45:24 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:02:14 PM

it's a sim card phone, I just have to swap out the cards


Thats not a sim card, Its a regular SD card for more memory. If the phone was reported stolen you could be in Hot water.
You cold drop it by the Phone carrier & let them deal with it If you don't like the P.D.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 14, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
that's what my paranoia was thinking

I found it on the tailboard of my unit

The previous owner is...maybe was

young and attractive

My paranoia figures chick got taken but one of the takers got cold feet and left it there on purpose





Why


do


all


of


your


post read


something like


this?


???
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 14, 2008, 03:19:58 PM
One way to look at karma is that it lets you do bad things to other people and assume they deserve it.




This broad probably flipped off a box of kittens or punched a baby.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: lethe on November 14, 2008, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 14, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
Why


do


all


of


your


post read


something like


this?


???
Because he's not quite right.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: KnightofNi on November 14, 2008, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: somebastid on November 14, 2008, 03:19:58 PM
One way to look at karma is that it lets you do bad things to other people and assume they deserve it.




This broad probably flipped off a box of kittens or punched a baby.

what's wrong with punching babies?  ???
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Speedbag on November 14, 2008, 03:38:15 PM
Quote from: red duke on November 14, 2008, 01:46:40 PM
I think this is a simple case of karma.

You must have done something good somewhere.  She's a pregnant dog.  Karma rewarded you and punished her.

Normally I'd say give it a little time.  This case it's yours. 

+1

Or, find out where snotty pregnant dog lives, take detailed series of action pics (with phone) of you teabagging said phone, and then mail the phone to her. Ta-da!

Karmic teabagging!  ;D
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Scottish on November 14, 2008, 03:43:50 PM
BOO HANDING IT OVER TO PO-PO... YAY NEW CELL PHONE!!!! You've done due diligence.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 03:55:42 PM
My first thought is to keep the phone. But, otoh, you're a firefighter right? If I was you, I wouldn't wanna do anything that could possibly put my job in jeopardy.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: jdubbs32584 on November 14, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 14, 2008, 03:24:31 PM
Because he's not quite right.

+1

Its just his style of posting and how he organizes his thoughts.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 06:24:08 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on November 14, 2008, 02:45:24 PM
Thats not a sim card, Its a regular SD card for more memory. If the phone was reported stolen you could be in Hot water.
You cold drop it by the Phone carrier & let them deal with it If you don't like the P.D.

no I promise it is a sim card under the battery

just like the sim card under my battery

the SD card is in a different spot
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
You know who owns the phone. Drop it at the PD with the owners name and number. It's not OK to keep it just because they are stupid. And like others said.....in your and my line of work you never know who is trying to set you up.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 06:58:41 PM
Quote from: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
You know who owns the phone. Drop it at the PD with the owners name and number. It's not OK to keep it just because they are stupid. And like others said.....in your and my line of work you never know who is trying to set you up.


oh good point

Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Howie on November 14, 2008, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
You know who owns the phone. Drop it at the PD with the owners name and number. It's not OK to keep it just because they are stupid. And like others said.....in your and my line of work you never know who is trying to set you up.

Ah, the voice of reason.  I was going to say you made all reasonable attempts to return it, so keep it.  Hbliam is right.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: howie on November 14, 2008, 08:22:38 PM
Ah, the voice of reason.  I was going to say you made all reasonable attempts to return it, so keep it.  Hbliam is right.


yeah he is

Which is a bummer because I really like that phone

so i just bought one online a minute ago  [thumbsup]


I just tried calling mom again and no answer

I'm just going to mail it to her

this is crazy difficult to do the "right" thing
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 08:38:31 PM
and again no answer

I hate call screeners

"omg I don't know this number so I'm not going to answer"

pay your make the beast with two backsing bills and you don't have to worry about who's calling...make the beast with two backs!!!

and to top it off she doesn't have a mailbox to drop it in so now I am out the 30 bones for the charger and some more to mail it to her

I think I'll take JJJ's advice and put a .17 hummer round through it and leave it on the doorstep

[bang]
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 08:40:24 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
I just tried calling mom again and no answer

I'm just going to mail it to her

this is crazy difficult to do the "right" thing

No, drop it off at the PD. After they don't claim it (90 days to 6 months) they should release it to you. If they do claim it, then it worked out as it should have. Plus if you mail it and it gets lost and they decide to finally call you about it you are now screwed. PD drop off will prove you turned it in.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on November 14, 2008, 08:42:36 PM
Quote from: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 08:40:24 PM
No, drop it off at the PD. After they don't claim it (90 days to 6 months) they should release it to you. If they do claim it, then it worked out as it should have. Plus if you mail it and it gets lost and they decide to finally call you about it you are now screwed. PD drop off will prove you turned it in.


ok ok

but Sandy PD is going to laugh at me and look at me cross eyed
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: DY on November 14, 2008, 08:55:28 PM
-Return the charger, say its the wrong one for your phone and it wont work.

-Leave the phone at the doorstep of the house that wouldn't open their door.  Inside a brown paper bag.  filled with turd.  Lit on fire.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Nitewaif on November 15, 2008, 01:39:03 AM
Or run over it, then return it.  "It must've been behind the pumper, because I found it all flattened and runned-over and stuff."
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: The Architect on November 15, 2008, 05:48:35 AM
Taking it to the police is the right thing to do but that'll take the tea bag option off the table.   :(

I only said keep it because I hate pregnant dogy people.  I'm sure there's some force out there that will deal with pregnant dogy people.  I don't think we are that force. 
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: herm on November 15, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 14, 2008, 06:58:41 PM

oh good point



+2
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: slowpoke13 on November 16, 2008, 02:12:09 AM
If you do mail it, mail it COD.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: krolik on November 16, 2008, 08:12:44 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on November 16, 2008, 02:12:09 AM
If you do mail it, mail it COD.

Money Order or Certified Check only. [evil]


You wouldn't want thier check to bounce on you. 8)
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: NAKID on November 16, 2008, 09:18:32 AM
COD stands for Cash On Delivery....
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Goldeneye on November 16, 2008, 09:29:44 AM
Is sounds like you are on the right track...

Take a look at ORS (Oregon Revised Statute) 164.065 Theft of lost, mislaid property. 

Quote from: hbliam on November 14, 2008, 08:40:24 PM
No, drop it off at the PD. After they don't claim it (90 days to 6 months) they should release it to you. If they do claim it, then it worked out as it should have.

+1

There's something called the finders claim law.  You got to jump through some hoops, but should be able to get the phone all legal like.  :)
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 16, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: NAKID on November 16, 2008, 09:18:32 AM
COD stands for Cash On Delivery....

I guess UPS doesn't do COD anymore.?!  ???
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Grampa on November 16, 2008, 09:58:21 AM
(http://www.trustygetto.com/uploaded_images/kirk-communicator-712147.JPG)

This is


Captain Jacob T Kirk


I




found your phone


please

call me, I've

lots to talk to you about
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on November 16, 2008, 10:06:36 AM
 [clap] [clap]
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: DY on November 16, 2008, 10:28:59 AM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 16, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
I guess UPS doesn't do COD anymore.?!  ???

I'm pretty sure they do.  I've seen plenty of UPS packages with COD printed on the labels.  But maybe it's only for commercial account?  IDK. 
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Betty Rage on November 16, 2008, 01:20:00 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 16, 2008, 09:58:21 AM
(http://www.trustygetto.com/uploaded_images/kirk-communicator-712147.JPG)

This is


Captain Jacob T Kirk


I




found your phone


please

call me, I've

lots to talk to you about



(http://plaza.ufl.edu/joec/images/will.gif)   (http://plaza.ufl.edu/joec/images/will2.gif)

Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: swampduc on November 16, 2008, 05:20:17 PM
so why can't he teabag it anyway? They won't know who it is in the pic  [evil]
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: The Architect on November 16, 2008, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: swampduc on November 16, 2008, 05:20:17 PM
so why can't he teabag it anyway? They won't know who it is in the pic  [evil]

good point.  bag away.................. [puke]





Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: krolik on November 16, 2008, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: NAKID on November 16, 2008, 09:18:32 AM
COD stands for Cash On Delivery....

Not necessarily.

Quote from: kopfjager on November 16, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
I guess UPS doesn't do COD anymore.?!  ???

Yes, UPS still collects COD deliveries, no cash, just checks/M.O./certified checks...

Quote from: deweey on November 16, 2008, 10:28:59 AM
I'm pretty sure they do.  I've seen plenty of UPS packages with COD printed on the labels.  But maybe it's only for commercial account?  IDK. 

UPS will collect from business and residential deliveries.
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on January 07, 2009, 06:03:55 PM
i finally did talk to this chick...airhead and ungrateful
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 07, 2009, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 07, 2009, 06:03:55 PM
i finally did talk to this chick...airhead and ungrateful

its jacob t. kirk to the rescue!


she call you? who'd you turn it in to?
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: Mother on January 07, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
Quote from: JBubble on January 07, 2009, 06:05:17 PM
its jacob t. kirk to the rescue!


she call you? who'd you turn it in to?

she did

and

my stupidvisor
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 07, 2009, 06:08:16 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 07, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
she did

and

my stupidvisor

good man.

she even say thank you?
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: NAKID on January 07, 2009, 07:05:59 PM
After 2 months she finally wanted her phone?
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: He Man on January 07, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
Quote from: NAKID on January 07, 2009, 07:05:59 PM
After 2 months she finally wanted her phone?

Mother said she was an airhead. Maybe she finally realized she was missing her phone?
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: DCXCV on January 08, 2009, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: He Man on January 07, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
Mother said she was an airhead. Maybe she finally realized she was missing her phone?

Like, OMG!! No one's called me for, like 2 months 'n stuff!!!
Title: Re: Moral Superiority
Post by: ducatiz on January 10, 2009, 09:33:47 PM
even though it is a GSM (sim) phone, the phone has a unique IMEI number and if it is reported as stolen, they will find you right away..