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Title: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 03:52:25 PM
For the love of jeebus, don't get expanding spray foam in your beard.  [bang] [bang]




(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/Gibsonchild/great_stuff.jpg)



(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/Gibsonchild/The_More_You_Know.jpg)
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: somegirl on November 14, 2008, 03:54:13 PM
Pictures? ;D
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
Only after pics, no before.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: lethe on November 14, 2008, 03:56:58 PM
Now that it's there you might as well add to it. You could make something awesome of this.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Scottish on November 14, 2008, 03:57:23 PM
 [laugh] holy shizzle! That's gotta suck, no more beard.....  [laugh]
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: KnightofNi on November 14, 2008, 04:02:24 PM
the beard can grow back. the hilarity that ensued after it got in there prob won't be repeated.



my g/f still jumps at the chance to tell how i burnt half my beard off 3 yrs afterwards.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 14, 2008, 04:02:24 PM

my g/f still jumps at the chance to tell how i burnt half my beard off 3 yrs afterwards.


I'm all ears...
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: KnightofNi on November 14, 2008, 04:14:03 PM
i was trying to light a fire in the fire pit.
i was impatient.
i had a half pint of gas sitting in the garage from draining the fuel line.

the first match didn't ignite it so i got closer.

it lit.


your turn...
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 04:50:16 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I didn't even realize it till I got home. I looked in the bathroom mirror and noticed a bunch of spots on my beard ranging from BB to pea size. I chuckled to myself out loud and said "WTF did I eat that looked like that" and tried to wipe it off. No joy.  [laugh]

The next 15 minutes consisted of me swearing quite loudly while I cut them all out w/ scissors. 
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: NAKID on November 14, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
I know it's a bit late, but wouldn't acetone have disolved them?
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
Acetone only works when it's still wet. This jank had been dry for about 4-5 hours.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Ddan on November 14, 2008, 05:14:05 PM
Quote from: NAKID on November 14, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
I know it's a bit late, but wouldn't acetone have disolved them?

Even the manufacturer has nothing that'll eat it once it's cured.  It's great stuff....
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Statler on November 14, 2008, 05:18:31 PM
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/tucker.jpg)
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Bun-bun on November 14, 2008, 05:27:30 PM
It'll degrade in sunlight.


'course it takes a couple of years, so you might not want to wait that long.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: Statler on November 14, 2008, 05:18:31 PM
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/tucker.jpg)


Oh shit!
[clap] [clap] [clap]

Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: supakpow2 on November 14, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
When I used to work framing, one of the guys on the crew that was always punking us dropped his hammer next to me when I was working below him and he was in close quarters in the trusses. The electrician was foaming his holes (yes I know, I said "he was foaming his holes").
So....you see where this is going don't you.   (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/rpg013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

He ends up with a handfull of Great Stuff on his hammer, and thus everywhere. (please, no innuendo  [laugh])
I end up with a cheese eatin' grin the rest of the day and a laugh every time I see that stuff.
I'm telling you, this is so how I felt........(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-char-043.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
ahhhhh...........good times...good times.
Title: Re: Public Service Announcement
Post by: KnightofNi on November 15, 2008, 01:16:18 AM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on November 14, 2008, 04:50:16 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I didn't even realize it till I got home. I looked in the bathroom mirror and noticed a bunch of spots on my beard ranging from BB to pea size. I chuckled to myself out loud and said "WTF did I eat that looked like that" and tried to wipe it off. No joy.  [laugh]

The next 15 minutes consisted of me swearing quite loudly while I cut them all out w/ scissors. 

i was drunk enough that it took me until the next day at the diner getting brunch to realize that i had burnt half the beard off.

and nobody said anything to me about my face being lopsided....it was at that point i realized why i still smelled burnt hair.