Public Service Announcement

[Timmy Tucker]

For the love of jeebus, don't get expanding spray foam in your beard. 

[somegirl]

Pictures?

[Timmy Tucker]

Only after pics, no before.

[lethe]

Now that it's there you might as well add to it. You could make something awesome of this.

[Scottish]

  holy shizzle! That's gotta suck, no more beard..... 

[KnightofNi]

the beard can grow back. the hilarity that ensued after it got in there prob won't be repeated.



my g/f still jumps at the chance to tell how i burnt half my beard off 3 yrs afterwards.

[Timmy Tucker]

my g/f still jumps at the chance to tell how i burnt half my beard off 3 yrs afterwards.

I'm all ears...

[KnightofNi]

i was trying to light a fire in the fire pit.
i was impatient.
i had a half pint of gas sitting in the garage from draining the fuel line.

the first match didn't ignite it so i got closer.

it lit.


your turn...

[Timmy Tucker]

 


I didn't even realize it till I got home. I looked in the bathroom mirror and noticed a bunch of spots on my beard ranging from BB to pea size. I chuckled to myself out loud and said "WTF did I eat that looked like that" and tried to wipe it off. No joy. 

The next 15 minutes consisted of me swearing quite loudly while I cut them all out w/ scissors. 

[NAKID]

I know it's a bit late, but wouldn't acetone have disolved them?

[Timmy Tucker]

Acetone only works when it's still wet. This jank had been dry for about 4-5 hours.

[Ddan]

I know it's a bit late, but wouldn't acetone have disolved them?

Even the manufacturer has nothing that'll eat it once it's cured.  It's great stuff....

[Statler]

[Bun-bun]

It'll degrade in sunlight.


'course it takes a couple of years, so you might not want to wait that long.

[Timmy Tucker]

Oh shit!