Public Service Announcement

[supakpow2]

When I used to work framing, one of the guys on the crew that was always punking us dropped his hammer next to me when I was working below him and he was in close quarters in the trusses. The electrician was foaming his holes (yes I know, I said "he was foaming his holes").
So....you see where this is going don't you.   

He ends up with a handfull of Great Stuff on his hammer, and thus everywhere. (please, no innuendo  )
I end up with a cheese eatin' grin the rest of the day and a laugh every time I see that stuff.
I'm telling you, this is so how I felt........
ahhhhh...........good times...good times.

[KnightofNi]

I didn't even realize it till I got home. I looked in the bathroom mirror and noticed a bunch of spots on my beard ranging from BB to pea size. I chuckled to myself out loud and said "WTF did I eat that looked like that" and tried to wipe it off. No joy. 

The next 15 minutes consisted of me swearing quite loudly while I cut them all out w/ scissors. 

i was drunk enough that it took me until the next day at the diner getting brunch to realize that i had burnt half the beard off.

and nobody said anything to me about my face being lopsided....it was at that point i realized why i still smelled burnt hair.