OK, let's hear your best work-safe motorcycle innuendos. Extra points for Ducati specific ones. Common...my piston is bigger!
I just cored out her tail pipe...
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends want to sit on it, too.
I had a lot of top end work done, and boy, is my ride a show stopper now!
makes me want to get a knee down...
chopped tail and clip-ons = faster ride...
that's a ride I'd suffer monkey butt for...
I give up, they're all lame :-\
Quote from: Obsessed? on November 18, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends are clamoring for a piece of the action.
My wife grew bored with my monster. Brought home a bigger one...
Mind if I pollish your cans?
Don't buy all that dry clutch hype baby, everybody knows it better if it's wet ~
JM
that rubber will never pass tech inspection.
It's weeping a little bit from the head.
one up five down.
Look at the size of that helmet!
She really screams with that two-into-one.
(I'm soooo disappointed with this group's inner thirteen year olds)
Who the hell put the intake and exhaust ports that close together?
I totally screwed up my angle and went off course straight into the dirt. I'll never hear the end of it.
Ever since I got married, the valves only get adjusted every 6000 miles :(
[evil]
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)
Too bad the model would not cooperate.
Quote from: trouble on November 18, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
[evil]
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)
Too bad the model would not cooperate.
I got that shirt for Paula.
I'm sorry, is my throttle body to large for your intake.
Uh..... I think your high beams are on. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex009.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
If I told you you have a great trellis frame would you hold it against me?
Quote from: trouble on November 18, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
[evil]
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)
Too bad the model would not cooperate.
I must have this shirt.
Make sure you properly warm her up before you ride her hard.
Nah, my ass doesn't get sore anymore. Not after years of taken a pounding.
i ride a monster [evil]
and there's nothing like a good floggin' ;)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
You call that a Monster?
Did I kill a thread ???
Quote from: t.here on November 19, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Did I kill a thread ???
we're just all recovering and remeasuring our ride heights. :(
Quote from: t.here on November 19, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Did I kill a thread ???
i helped :)
what a team we are ;D [laugh]
<high fives t>