Ducati Monster Forum

Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Statler on November 18, 2008, 04:57:57 PM

Title: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Statler on November 18, 2008, 04:57:57 PM
OK, let's hear your best work-safe motorcycle innuendos.   Extra points for Ducati specific ones.   Common...my piston is bigger!

Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Slag on November 18, 2008, 05:00:27 PM
I just cored out her tail pipe...
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Buckethead on November 18, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends want to sit on it, too.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 18, 2008, 05:06:59 PM
I had a lot of top end work done, and boy, is my ride a show stopper now!
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: superjohn on November 18, 2008, 05:07:21 PM
makes me want to get a knee down...

chopped tail and clip-ons = faster ride...

that's a ride I'd suffer monkey butt for...

I give up, they're all lame  :-\
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Slag on November 18, 2008, 05:08:11 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on November 18, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends are clamoring for a piece of the action.

My wife grew bored with my monster. Brought home a bigger one...
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: DesmoDiva on November 18, 2008, 05:13:30 PM
Mind if I pollish your cans?
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: the_Journeyman on November 18, 2008, 05:51:57 PM
Don't buy all that dry clutch hype baby, everybody knows it better if it's wet ~

JM

Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Statler on November 18, 2008, 06:15:41 PM
that rubber will never pass tech inspection.



It's weeping a little bit from the head.



one up five down.




Look at the size of that helmet!



She really screams with that two-into-one.





(I'm soooo disappointed with this group's inner thirteen year olds)
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Buckethead on November 18, 2008, 06:26:15 PM
Who the hell put the intake and exhaust ports that close together?

Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 18, 2008, 06:28:52 PM
I totally screwed up my angle and went off course straight into the dirt. I'll never hear the end of it.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Monsterlover on November 18, 2008, 07:16:11 PM
Ever since I got married, the valves only get adjusted every 6000 miles :(
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: red baron on November 18, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
 [evil]

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)



Too bad the model would not cooperate.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 18, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
Quote from: trouble on November 18, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
[evil]

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)



Too bad the model would not cooperate.

I got that shirt for Paula.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: supakpow2 on November 19, 2008, 12:05:59 AM
I'm sorry, is my throttle body to large for your intake. 
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: supakpow2 on November 19, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
Uh..... I think your high beams are on.   (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex009.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: supakpow2 on November 19, 2008, 12:18:14 AM
If I told you you have a great trellis frame would you hold it against me?
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: jdubbs32584 on November 19, 2008, 05:59:06 AM
Quote from: trouble on November 18, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
[evil]

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/IMG_3036.jpg)



Too bad the model would not cooperate.

I must have this shirt.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: OverCaffeinated on November 19, 2008, 08:51:44 AM


Make sure you properly warm her up before you ride her hard.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: OverCaffeinated on November 19, 2008, 08:53:31 AM


Nah, my ass doesn't get sore anymore. Not after years of taken a pounding.
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: TiNi on November 19, 2008, 10:18:00 AM
i ride a monster  [evil]

and there's nothing like a good floggin'   ;)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: T on November 19, 2008, 11:01:23 AM
You call that a Monster?
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: T on November 19, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Did I kill a thread ???
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: Statler on November 19, 2008, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: t.here on November 19, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Did I kill a thread ???

we're just all recovering and remeasuring our ride heights.   :(
Title: Re: how to make a dry clutch wet
Post by: TiNi on November 19, 2008, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: t.here on November 19, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Did I kill a thread ???

i helped :)

what a team we are  ;D [laugh]

<high fives t>