how to make a dry clutch wet

Started by Statler, November 18, 2008, 04:57:57 PM

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Statler

OK, let's hear your best work-safe motorcycle innuendos.   Extra points for Ducati specific ones.   Common...my piston is bigger!

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Slag


Buckethead

#2
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends want to sit on it, too.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Popeye the Sailor

I had a lot of top end work done, and boy, is my ride a show stopper now!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

superjohn

makes me want to get a knee down...

chopped tail and clip-ons = faster ride...

that's a ride I'd suffer monkey butt for...

I give up, they're all lame  :-\

Slag

Quote from: Obsessed? on November 18, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Give ONE GIRL a ride on your Monster and suddenly all her friends are clamoring for a piece of the action.

My wife grew bored with my monster. Brought home a bigger one...

DesmoDiva

'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

the_Journeyman

Don't buy all that dry clutch hype baby, everybody knows it better if it's wet ~

JM

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Statler

that rubber will never pass tech inspection.



It's weeping a little bit from the head.



one up five down.




Look at the size of that helmet!



She really screams with that two-into-one.





(I'm soooo disappointed with this group's inner thirteen year olds)
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Buckethead

Who the hell put the intake and exhaust ports that close together?

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Popeye the Sailor

I totally screwed up my angle and went off course straight into the dirt. I'll never hear the end of it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Monsterlover

Ever since I got married, the valves only get adjusted every 6000 miles :(
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

red baron

 [evil]





Too bad the model would not cooperate.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

supakpow2

#14
I'm sorry, is my throttle body to large for your intake. 
Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.