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Title: Something you should not do
Post by: Monsterlover on November 20, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
I just learned that it's a bad idea to eat 2 week old mexican food in ML's fridge.

Actually, I've been learning about this all day.

I can't even stand myself   [laugh] [laugh]

Even the cats and dog won't stay near me   :-X [laugh] [laugh] :-X

Thought id share.

Anyone else have any no-no's to add to the Do-Not-Eat list?

Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: red baron on November 20, 2008, 08:39:20 PM
green meat.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 08:45:04 PM
You need to dutch oven the dog.




You know he deserves it.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Monsterlover on November 20, 2008, 08:47:25 PM
She actually.

She'd probably love it, you should see what she tries to roll in when I'm not looking
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: toaster on November 20, 2008, 09:59:33 PM
if i have leftovers more than a day old i dont eat them.  if i bring it home on monday, i wont eat it after tuesday and ill give it to my roommate.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on November 21, 2008, 12:36:29 AM
Don`t ever point your finger at open belt covers while the engine is running [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: River on November 21, 2008, 03:24:10 AM
Stay up past 3am to see a mangled adaptation of a perfectly good book (Twilight).   [bang]
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Dana on November 21, 2008, 04:23:07 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 20, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
...Anyone else have any no-no's to add to the Do-Not-Eat list?

Milk you have to chew. 
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: TiNi on November 21, 2008, 04:34:34 AM
omg ML  :-X :-\

at least open the window in here....

sheesh
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: toaster on November 21, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on November 21, 2008, 12:36:29 AM
Don`t ever point your finger at open belt covers while the engine is running [thumbsup]

or hold your hand down beside the motor to warm it up on a cold day with open belt covers.  my dads 900ss has a bent valve from the tip of his glove getting caught in the belt and skipping it on the cam.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Monster Dave on November 21, 2008, 10:11:21 AM
DNE - yellow snow

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: triangleforge on November 21, 2008, 02:20:20 PM
Eat cat poop. At least that's what we keep telling the damn dog.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Buckethead on November 21, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
Empirical evidence from this week's shop activities suggests that eating 3 bites of canned cat food for $55 is not such a good idea.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: NAKID on November 21, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
Quote from: River on November 21, 2008, 03:24:10 AM
Stay up past 3am to see a mangled adaptation of a perfectly good book (Twilight).   [bang]

Really? My wife has read all 4 books and saw the midnight showing. She loved it. We just got back from the movies so I could see it too. I haven't read the books, but thought it was pretty good. She told me here and there some of the difference from the book and movie...
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 21, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Beer and skittles (AKA "skittlebrau") are an epically bad combo.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Buckethead on November 21, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: somebastid on November 21, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Beer and skittles (AKA "skittlebrau") are an epically bad combo.

Horseshit.

You just can't use a beer you'd actually like to drink.

5-10 Skittles in the bottom of a 32 oz mug of Busch Light (which cost $1.50) make it almost drinkable.  [drink]

Until the last few sips.  :-X

College was a strange time. I wish I remembered more of it.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 21, 2008, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on November 21, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
Horseshit.

You just can't use a beer you'd actually like to drink.

5-10 Skittles in the bottom of a 32 oz mug of Busch Light (which cost $1.50) make it almost drinkable.  [drink]

Until the last few sips.  :-X

College was a strange time. I wish I remembered more of it.

You do know Crap squared is still crap, right?
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Buckethead on November 21, 2008, 07:55:32 PM
Yes.

But cheap beer + distracting flavor = possibly drinkable.

Everyone should know about the wonder that is Orange Beer.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 21, 2008, 08:07:49 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on November 21, 2008, 07:55:32 PM
Yes.

But cheap beer + distracting flavor = possibly drinkable.

Everyone should know about the wonder that is Orange Beer.

Just....ew.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Holden on November 21, 2008, 08:24:18 PM
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php) Prison wine... [wine]
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: IZ on November 21, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
Quote from: NAKID on November 21, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
Really? My wife has read all 4 books and saw the midnight showing. She loved it. We just got back from the movies so I could see it too. I haven't read the books, but thought it was pretty good. She told me here and there some of the difference from the book and movie...

My wife just read all 4 books this past week.  She was p*ssed off that I didn't take her to see it tonight. 

Something you should NOT do..tell the s/o "no".   [roll]



Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: krolik on November 21, 2008, 10:51:47 PM
Quote from: somebastid on November 21, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Beer and skittles (AKA "skittlebrau") are an epically bad combo.

OMG, don't tell me you actually tried this?  :-X  How many hade you had before this became a good idea?  :o
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 21, 2008, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: krolik on November 21, 2008, 10:51:47 PM
OMG, don't tell me you actually tried this?  :-X  How many hade you had before this became a good idea?  :o

Complete stupidity can be found here:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6958.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6958.0)
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: zarn02 on November 22, 2008, 12:16:52 AM
drink beer and soju mixed (mek-ju).

and eat almost the whole damn plate of something called "fire chicken."

it's a lesson that will be drilled home by repeated, and increasingly unpleasant trips to the can for half of the next day.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: lethe on November 22, 2008, 04:19:55 AM
While on the topic of alcohol, vodka doesn't mix well with Cookies 'N Cream ice cream.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 22, 2008, 10:00:31 AM
However breakfast rum and waffles can only be described as epic.
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: ellingly on November 22, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
A bloke I lived with once decided a two-week old dim sim (and a deep fried, fish and chip shop one, not a steamed one from any decent Asian place) that he left on the floor was edible. He wasn't too well after that :).

On a do-not-drink side, I will occasionally end the night on a few vodka&oj drinks. Seems to help the hangover ;). Anyway, I ordered one of them in Kalgoorlie. For those who don't know, Kalgoorlie is one of the main mining towns in Australia, pretty rough, and in the outback. Barmaid (actually a skimpie, i.e. just wearing the barest of lingerie) got me one - except they didn't have OJ. What she did was grab a packet of TANG powder fake OJ stuff, chucked that in the bottom of a glass, and put in two shots of vodka. Stirred it, and served it up. It was almost a paste. I still drank it though. It was absolutely bloody terrible.

Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Holden on November 22, 2008, 03:57:02 PM
Quote from: ellingly on November 22, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
A bloke I lived with once decided a two-week old dim sim (and a deep fried, fish and chip shop one, not a steamed one from any decent Asian place) that he left on the floor was edible. He wasn't too well after that :).

On a do-not-drink side, I will occasionally end the night on a few vodka&oj drinks. Seems to help the hangover ;). Anyway, I ordered one of them in Kalgoorlie. For those who don't know, Kalgoorlie is one of the main mining towns in Australia, pretty rough, and in the outback. Barmaid (actually a skimpie, i.e. just wearing the barest of lingerie) got me one - except they didn't have OJ. What she did was grab a packet of TANG powder fake OJ stuff, chucked that in the bottom of a glass, and put in two shots of vodka. Stirred it, and served it up. It was almost a paste. I still drank it though. It was absolutely bloody terrible.

Dude. Even fresh dim sum scares me. :o

But that reminds me of when I was in Germany, I went to an "American grill" named "Louisiana," and I ordered a "milkshake." Apparently they just stirred some of this stuff into a glass of milk:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K5THZ8BGL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-3,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg)

Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: Dana on November 22, 2008, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: wark on November 21, 2008, 08:24:18 PM
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php) Prison wine... [wine]

LOTD - Link of the Day!  Nice post!

Dana
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: r_ciao on November 22, 2008, 08:41:42 PM
I remember an old saying...

Confucious says, "Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger."   ;D
Title: Re: Something you should not do
Post by: the_Journeyman on November 23, 2008, 05:37:14 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on November 22, 2008, 12:16:52 AM
drink beer and soju mixed (mek-ju).

and eat almost the whole damn plate of something called "fire chicken."

it's a lesson that will be drilled home by repeated, and increasingly unpleasant trips to the can for half of the next day.

and it burned, burned, burned, the ring of fire, ring of fire, ring of fire....

JM