Something you should not do

Started by Monsterlover, November 20, 2008, 08:36:38 PM

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Buckethead

Quote from: somebastid on November 21, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Beer and skittles (AKA "skittlebrau") are an epically bad combo.

Horseshit.

You just can't use a beer you'd actually like to drink.

5-10 Skittles in the bottom of a 32 oz mug of Busch Light (which cost $1.50) make it almost drinkable.  [drink]

Until the last few sips.  :-X

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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

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Quote from: Obsessed? on November 21, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
Horseshit.

You just can't use a beer you'd actually like to drink.

5-10 Skittles in the bottom of a 32 oz mug of Busch Light (which cost $1.50) make it almost drinkable.  [drink]

Until the last few sips.  :-X

College was a strange time. I wish I remembered more of it.

You do know Crap squared is still crap, right?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Buckethead

Yes.

But cheap beer + distracting flavor = possibly drinkable.

Everyone should know about the wonder that is Orange Beer.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Obsessed? on November 21, 2008, 07:55:32 PM
Yes.

But cheap beer + distracting flavor = possibly drinkable.

Everyone should know about the wonder that is Orange Beer.

Just....ew.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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Quote from: NAKID on November 21, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
Really? My wife has read all 4 books and saw the midnight showing. She loved it. We just got back from the movies so I could see it too. I haven't read the books, but thought it was pretty good. She told me here and there some of the difference from the book and movie...

My wife just read all 4 books this past week.  She was p*ssed off that I didn't take her to see it tonight. 

Something you should NOT do..tell the s/o "no".   [roll]



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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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Quote from: somebastid on November 21, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Beer and skittles (AKA "skittlebrau") are an epically bad combo.

OMG, don't tell me you actually tried this?  :-X  How many hade you had before this became a good idea?  :o
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Quote from: krolik on November 21, 2008, 10:51:47 PM
OMG, don't tell me you actually tried this?  :-X  How many hade you had before this became a good idea?  :o

Complete stupidity can be found here:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6958.0
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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drink beer and soju mixed (mek-ju).

and eat almost the whole damn plate of something called "fire chicken."

it's a lesson that will be drilled home by repeated, and increasingly unpleasant trips to the can for half of the next day.
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While on the topic of alcohol, vodka doesn't mix well with Cookies 'N Cream ice cream.
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However breakfast rum and waffles can only be described as epic.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ellingly

A bloke I lived with once decided a two-week old dim sim (and a deep fried, fish and chip shop one, not a steamed one from any decent Asian place) that he left on the floor was edible. He wasn't too well after that :).

On a do-not-drink side, I will occasionally end the night on a few vodka&oj drinks. Seems to help the hangover ;). Anyway, I ordered one of them in Kalgoorlie. For those who don't know, Kalgoorlie is one of the main mining towns in Australia, pretty rough, and in the outback. Barmaid (actually a skimpie, i.e. just wearing the barest of lingerie) got me one - except they didn't have OJ. What she did was grab a packet of TANG powder fake OJ stuff, chucked that in the bottom of a glass, and put in two shots of vodka. Stirred it, and served it up. It was almost a paste. I still drank it though. It was absolutely bloody terrible.

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Quote from: ellingly on November 22, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
A bloke I lived with once decided a two-week old dim sim (and a deep fried, fish and chip shop one, not a steamed one from any decent Asian place) that he left on the floor was edible. He wasn't too well after that :).

On a do-not-drink side, I will occasionally end the night on a few vodka&oj drinks. Seems to help the hangover ;). Anyway, I ordered one of them in Kalgoorlie. For those who don't know, Kalgoorlie is one of the main mining towns in Australia, pretty rough, and in the outback. Barmaid (actually a skimpie, i.e. just wearing the barest of lingerie) got me one - except they didn't have OJ. What she did was grab a packet of TANG powder fake OJ stuff, chucked that in the bottom of a glass, and put in two shots of vodka. Stirred it, and served it up. It was almost a paste. I still drank it though. It was absolutely bloody terrible.

Dude. Even fresh dim sum scares me. :o

But that reminds me of when I was in Germany, I went to an "American grill" named "Louisiana," and I ordered a "milkshake." Apparently they just stirred some of this stuff into a glass of milk:



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