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Title: on Desmo, on Darmah, on Monster.......
Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
It's almost that time again....... whos  gonn'a go be Santas helper with me?

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/100_1107.jpg?t=1228279461)

This year Santas sleigh is gonna be REAL loud  [evil]    (he's take'n the monster out)
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Post by: Kopfjäger on December 02, 2008, 09:07:02 PM
 [thumbsup] ;D [beer]
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Post by: River on December 02, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
Where are you headed and when?
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Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2008, 09:24:05 PM
Quote from: River on December 02, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
Where are you headed and when?

last year, like the year prior..... I just ride aimlessly around town stopping wherever I see crowds and kids. I just run back home to load up the box of candy, and wander till it empties.

Last year I went out only one day... this year I may go out on multiple pays [laugh]
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Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2008, 09:26:57 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/100_1092.jpg?t=1228281572)

I just cut out the bottom of a cardboard box, decorated it, and slipped it over my magnetic tankbag.

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/100_1098.jpg?t=1228281955)
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Post by: red baron on December 02, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
you should get a belly pouch and have them as backup in there. ;D
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Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2008, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: trouble on December 02, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
you should get a belly pouch and have them as backup in there. ;D

I got's the "fat" part covered  ;)
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Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on December 02, 2008, 09:50:48 PM
 [bow_down]

thaT is the best idea! i would totally be ur helper!

i will have to find an outfit and i will totally do that christmas for the hell of it

BEST IDEA EVER  [thumbsup] [moto]
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Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2008, 09:56:24 PM
fyi.... cops dont mind if you throw candy canes at them  ;D


and wheelies are excused
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Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on December 02, 2008, 10:01:25 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 02, 2008, 09:56:24 PM
fyi.... cops dont mind if you throw candy canes at them  ;D


and wheelies are excused

now i will have to do that!!

do i get somthing special if i wheely in front of cop car [evil] ;D
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Post by: Big Troubled Bear on December 02, 2008, 10:09:15 PM
Now that`s so wonderfull, keep up the good work SANTA [thumbsup]
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Post by: TiNi on December 03, 2008, 03:55:07 AM
can i have a candy cane?  ;D

that really is the coolest idea bp  8)
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Post by: cbartlett419 on December 03, 2008, 04:14:59 AM
great shit, where are you located out of curiosity?
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Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 03, 2008, 05:27:25 AM
Is that a CE approved Santa outfit?  Just kidding.  Great thing to do for the kids. [thumbsup]
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Post by: the_Journeyman on December 03, 2008, 05:49:32 AM
I'd probably get shot at around here :lol

Good idea though :waytogo

JM
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Post by: Grampa on December 03, 2008, 07:08:13 AM
Quote from: cbartlett419 on December 03, 2008, 04:14:59 AM
great shit, where are you located out of curiosity?

Bakersfield Ca.

John (ducman851) posted up a link  from another forum two years ago, of a story about a buddy of his who did it while riding his SS. Both he and I decided to copy the guy, ran out and purchased Santa suits, then did the same thing in our respective towns. I in Bakersfield, and he in Temecula. We both did it again last year.

The first year I went out on the M900
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/santa.jpg?t=1228315910)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/santa2.jpg?t=1228317176)

Last year I went out on the 1098
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/100_1103.jpg?t=1228317340)

This year Santa's taking the M750te out.

I purchased a case of candy canes from Walmart, (the ones packed 12 to a box) spent the night de-boxing them, put them in my makeshift tankbag/giftbox, then rode around the following day tossing candy at kids.

There  were a few scared kids, a few flirty moms, lots of stops for pictures, a couple of close call rearendings  [evil], and a bucket load of smiles (mostly me  ;D )

If your feelling the least bit down over the holiday season, spend a lil money on a Santa suit (ive seen them as low as 60 bucks), and you'll have the time of your life.
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Post by: Grampa on December 03, 2008, 07:12:16 AM
I'll try to get some video of  this years fun.
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Post by: the_Journeyman on December 03, 2008, 07:18:32 AM
I think it would be fun to do.  Wonder if I can find a way to secure a Santa's hat atop the headlight bucket  [thumbsup]

JM
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Post by: Grampa on December 03, 2008, 07:23:34 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 03, 2008, 07:18:32 AM
I think it would be fun to do.  Wonder if I can find a way to secure a Santa's hat atop the headlight bucket  [thumbsup]

JM

Im looking for antlers to put on my mirrors and a big red nose for the headlight   [laugh]
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Post by: the_Journeyman on December 03, 2008, 07:25:51 AM
Sounds awesome BP!

JM
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Post by: Gator on December 03, 2008, 07:27:13 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 03, 2008, 07:08:13 AM

If your feelling the least bit down over the holiday season, spend a lil money on a Santa suit (ive seen them as low as 60 bucks), and you'll have the time of your life.

I tried to last year, It was too cold for the bike so I borrowed a friends van...

We even advertised "free candy" on it. but our reception was less then warm.

(http://skipreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/free_candy.jpg)

  [cheeky]


Maybe I should move to a warmer climate.





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Post by: Grampa on December 03, 2008, 07:29:55 AM
chloroform is not candy   [laugh]
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Post by: DesmoDiva on December 03, 2008, 07:30:28 AM
bp, you rock.   [thumbsup] [clap]
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Post by: Grampa on December 07, 2008, 07:17:45 PM
This week has been taxing.

Work.... no sleep.... sick animals..... no sleep...... b-day parties with cranky kids.... no sleep..... rain...... no sleep

The very last thing I wanted to do today was put the suit on.

But I did.

Two seconds out.....  all was right in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXaMSnnd7I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXaMSnnd7I)
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Post by: Kopfjäger on December 07, 2008, 07:38:09 PM
 [thumbsup]
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Post by: Grampa on December 07, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
my favorite kid... at five minutes into the video.... the lil girl blows me a kiss :-*    ;D

I rode around for about an hour and a half after leaving lm and the boys.

I was cold, wet, I lost my Santa belt in the 58 do'n 70  [evil], but well worth the time in the suit.
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Post by: IZ on December 07, 2008, 07:56:41 PM
Cool J!   :D

[moto]
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Post by: Grampa on December 07, 2008, 07:59:04 PM
I think I have about three more trips worth of candycanes left
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Post by: Oldfisti on December 07, 2008, 08:07:51 PM
Great stuff there Joel! You of all people deserve some extra holiday cheer. It says a lot that you received it by giving more of yourself. I'm proud to have you as one of my "fake cyberfriends".    [thumbsup]
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Post by: swampduc on December 07, 2008, 08:32:36 PM
That's awesome BP! [bow_down]
Might have to do a Santa run in New Orleans.
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Post by: Grampa on December 07, 2008, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: swampduc on December 07, 2008, 08:32:36 PM
That's awesome BP! [bow_down]
Might have to do a Santa run in New Orleans.

[thumbsup]



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Post by: TiNi on December 08, 2008, 04:08:58 AM
that was great BP  :)

i cried, i laughed...

please let ethan know, i think he did a fantastic job shooting the video  [thumbsup] [clap]
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Post by: erkishhorde on December 08, 2008, 06:13:31 AM
You should send that into the local news station.  ;)
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Post by: lwszabo on December 08, 2008, 07:15:12 AM
thats very cool, I am sure you will make a lot of peoples day!!!
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Post by: 695LAM on December 08, 2008, 02:27:46 PM
BP, That is so cool.  You are great for doing this.  Looks like fun and I bet the kids love you.   [clap] [clap] [moto] [thumbsup]
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Post by: Grampa on December 10, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
Santa is gonna have a "special" helper this Sunday  [evil]


[laugh]
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Post by: Desmostro on December 10, 2008, 09:18:16 PM
that's awesome! HA HA.  [thumbsup] [moto] [thumbsup]

I was just looking for my sleigh bells...
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Post by: Oldfisti on December 11, 2008, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 10, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
Santa is gonna have a "special" helper this Sunday  [evil]


[laugh]


Get some more vid! That stuff was priceless!   [thumbsup]
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Post by: Duck-Stew on December 11, 2008, 09:01:33 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 10, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
Santa is gonna have a "special" helper this Sunday  [evil]


[laugh]

Muwhahahaha......   [evil] [evil] [evil]
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Post by: lauramonster on December 11, 2008, 01:01:06 PM
looks great!!!  The red/white helmet looks great (rather than the black darth vader helmet). 

Gotta get a shot of Poser Santa in front of Starbucks standing next to his Ducati!!!   [laugh]







reindeer antlers for the headlights can be found at the Pet Store.  We bought some for the cat, and they should be about the right size!!
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Post by: duqette on December 11, 2008, 02:47:17 PM
The best part was that Santa hat flappin' in the breeze....    [laugh]

OK, the best best part was that little girl blowin' you a kiss...  :-*

but the Santa hat's a close second.  [moto]

I think you might need to send a shot of your helmet "mod" to Ducati.  :D
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Post by: River on December 12, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
Here's a preview...

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/3104314572_02987a0d47.jpg)

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3109/3103482985_e2f0a70c7a.jpg)

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Post by: DanTheMan on December 12, 2008, 10:56:29 PM
Quote from: River on December 12, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
Here's a preview...


FAIL, when you put special in quotes i expect this


(http://images.halloweenexpress.com/images/imagecache/221-300-ua83254.jpg)
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Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2008, 07:19:21 AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on December 12, 2008, 10:56:29 PM
FAIL, when you put special in quotes i expect this


(http://images.halloweenexpress.com/images/imagecache/221-300-ua83254.jpg)

Dan..... why on earth would you want to see Stu in that?


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Post by: red baron on December 13, 2008, 07:47:41 AM
 [clap]
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Post by: JohnnyDucati on December 13, 2008, 11:57:38 AM
Hey Santa,

What is the proper method for attaching the hat to one's Arai?   ???

(or should I post this is in Tech, Gear or Acc & Mods? ;D)

sincerely,

Aspiring Ducati-Santa
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Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2008, 01:11:38 PM
my Scorpion has vents at the rear, and by pulling out the liner, I have access to the holes. I zip-tied the hat on using the holes.
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Post by: JohnnyDucati on December 13, 2008, 01:36:10 PM
^^^   [thumbsup]

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Post by: Duck-Stew on December 13, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
I did the same thing with my elf hat & tested it to 105mph with out a problem!

One thing to mention, with the zipties through the vent holes... you can't close the vent holes so your head may get cold.
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Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 07:03:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuYmcQbnpE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuYmcQbnpE)

a lil slice of todays shenanigans.
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Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on December 14, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
good work BP  [clap] Merry Christmas to all!
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Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on December 14, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
good work BP  [clap] Merry Christmas to all!

don't forget Stewart.... the guy drove all the way up to Bako, just to huck candy at kids [thumbsup]

we had a blast today. we crashed a local  Harley hangout.... got run off from the mall, and best of all... made a boatload of kiddies smile [laugh]
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Post by: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 07:17:10 PM
don't forget Stewart.... the guy drove all the way up to Bako, just to huck candy at kids [thumbsup]

we had a blast today. we crashed a local  Harley hangout.... got run off from the mall, and best of all... made a boatload of kiddies smile [laugh]
No Santa permit?  ;D
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Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
No Santa permit?  ;D

they sent out mall security on 10-speeds to boot us   [laugh]
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Post by: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
they sent out mall security on 10-speeds to boot us   [laugh]
...and they caught you?   [evil]
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Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
...and they caught you?   [evil]

I was tricked.... I saw a kid on a bike waving at me... I stopped to be a christmasy and stuff, then the guy tells me the suits want us gone.
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Post by: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 07:43:32 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 07:41:56 PM
I was tricked.... I saw a kid on a bike waving at me... I stopped to be a christmasy and stuff, then the guy tells me the suits want us gone.
The kid was a plant... [leo]
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Post by: TiNi on December 15, 2008, 03:54:49 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 07:03:46 PM
a lil slice of todays shenanigans.

you guys rock!
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Post by: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 10:10:57 AM
It was awesome!  Hundreds of smiles (biggest 2 on Joel & myself), hundreds of candy canes, 2 bikes, 3 hours & we covered 30 miles.

One thing of note: it is difficult to toss candy canes with motorcycle gloves on.  Triple that difficulty from moving vehicle to moving vehicle.   [laugh]
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Post by: TiAvenger on December 15, 2008, 10:14:05 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 10:10:57 AM
It was awesome!  Hundreds of smiles (biggest 2 on Joel & myself), hundreds of candy canes, 2 bikes, 3 hours & we covered 30 miles.

One thing of note: it is difficult to toss candy canes with motorcycle gloves on.  Triple that difficulty from moving vehicle to moving vehicle.   [laugh]

build a belt driven candy cane launcher and add a pulley to the horizontal cylinder  [evil]
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Post by: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 10:30:19 AM
Quote from: Court-Jester on December 15, 2008, 10:14:05 AM
build a belt driven candy cane launcher and add a pulley to the horizontal cylinder  [evil]

You first!  I don't even have time these days to mount the Moto-Gadget gauges to my '95 or time to fix the carbs!!!  --geez--

I've got an '01 750 engine that you could use as a basis for your launcher...just keep in mind that candy is good....but candy at 40mph is bad.  [laugh]
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Post by: TiAvenger on December 15, 2008, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 10:30:19 AM
You first!  I don't even have time these days to mount the Moto-Gadget gauges to my '95 or time to fix the carbs!!!  --geez--

I've got an '01 750 engine that you could use as a basis for your launcher...just keep in mind that candy is good....but candy at 40mph is bad.  [laugh]

40mph?

Getting complacent as you age.  Triple digits and 1/4 mile range are a must.  [evil]
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Post by: the_Journeyman on December 15, 2008, 10:50:09 AM
If you use a 620 for the launcher you can get it to 140!

JM
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Post by: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: Court-Jester on December 15, 2008, 10:45:57 AM
40mph?

Getting complacent as you age.  Triple digits and 1/4 mile range are a must.  [evil]

It's all fun and games until you decapitate innocent children and send candy through cinder-block buildings CJ...

Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 15, 2008, 10:50:09 AM
If you use a 620 for the launcher you can get it to 140!

JM

[roll]          ( [laugh])
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Post by: TiAvenger on December 15, 2008, 02:51:24 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on December 15, 2008, 12:58:28 PM
It's all fun and games until you decapitate innocent children and send candy through cinder-block buildings CJ...

[roll]          ( [laugh])

Im sure only the bad children will get decapitated. Good children are behind the cinder-block walls in churches and school, and so we need a delivery system that can reach them.  ;D

The cinder blocks will slow the candy canes enough that only mild bruising shall occur.  [moto]
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Post by: Desmostro on December 15, 2008, 03:31:21 PM
 [thumbsup] [moto] ;D
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Post by: Bick on December 15, 2008, 06:02:32 PM
Awesone Joel!  [thumbsup]

(and Stu, too.)
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Post by: Grampa on December 16, 2008, 07:25:25 AM
quick question.... anybody know how to get melted Christmas  shopping bag plastic off of chrome exhaust?

It would appear I melted somebodies Christmas present [evil]
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Post by: Oldfisti on December 16, 2008, 08:06:44 AM
Soften it with solvent perhaps? Then if you're brave carefully scrape it off with a new razor blade. Otherwise try a fingernail or wood wedge or anything non abrasive.

The razor blade works well when held in your fingers at a relatively flat angle to the surface. This reduces the opportunity for scratching/gouging to occur.
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Post by: somegirl on December 16, 2008, 08:13:19 AM
Here you go...try oven cleaner.

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf99504511.tip.html (http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf99504511.tip.html)
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Post by: Grampa on December 16, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
I shall try that..... thanks  [thumbsup]