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Started by Grampa, December 02, 2008, 08:59:14 PM

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Grampa

It's almost that time again....... whos  gonn'a go be Santas helper with me?



This year Santas sleigh is gonna be REAL loud  [evil]    (he's take'n the monster out)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

River

Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Grampa

Quote from: River on December 02, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
Where are you headed and when?

last year, like the year prior..... I just ride aimlessly around town stopping wherever I see crowds and kids. I just run back home to load up the box of candy, and wander till it empties.

Last year I went out only one day... this year I may go out on multiple pays [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#4


I just cut out the bottom of a cardboard box, decorated it, and slipped it over my magnetic tankbag.

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

you should get a belly pouch and have them as backup in there. ;D
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Grampa

Quote from: trouble on December 02, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
you should get a belly pouch and have them as backup in there. ;D

I got's the "fat" part covered  ;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DucMouse the Mighty

 [bow_down]

thaT is the best idea! i would totally be ur helper!

i will have to find an outfit and i will totally do that christmas for the hell of it

BEST IDEA EVER  [thumbsup] [moto]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Grampa

fyi.... cops dont mind if you throw candy canes at them  ;D


and wheelies are excused
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: bobspapa on December 02, 2008, 09:56:24 PM
fyi.... cops dont mind if you throw candy canes at them  ;D


and wheelies are excused

now i will have to do that!!

do i get somthing special if i wheely in front of cop car [evil] ;D
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Big Troubled Bear

Now that`s so wonderfull, keep up the good work SANTA [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

TiNi

can i have a candy cane?  ;D

that really is the coolest idea bp  8)

cbartlett419

great shit, where are you located out of curiosity?

Porsche Monkey

Is that a CE approved Santa outfit?  Just kidding.  Great thing to do for the kids. [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


the_Journeyman

I'd probably get shot at around here :lol

Good idea though :waytogo

JM
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