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Title: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 11, 2008, 06:34:18 PM
This is what I saw today...

(http://i31.tinypic.com/2hqxkbd.jpg)

Easier than carrying the backpack himself, I guess.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 07:11:11 PM
holy crap! that tail section looks like the 696!  :o

way to go, buellcati!  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 11, 2008, 07:17:36 PM
That's outstanding!!  I saw something similar today as I was finishing up my ride near Barbers Point.  Ran into one of the FH sport bike rides and one of the guys, in full gear, had his woman on back wearing shorts and no helmet.  I can only imagine the sort of headache she would get when he grabbed some front brake and she head-butted his shoei. 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
...and that's why I tend to only ride w/you fools.

us gear nazis can be social outcasts together


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 11, 2008, 07:21:13 PM
SWEET!!!!  Is there an ohana song we can sing whilst we ride?  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 07:22:12 PM
 [laugh]

just as soon as you write it up


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 11, 2008, 07:22:50 PM
 [coffee]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: MadDuck on May 11, 2008, 10:47:42 PM
This is what I saw today...

(http://i31.tinypic.com/2hqxkbd.jpg)

Easier than carrying the backpack himself, I guess.

At least the back of her head is safe!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 11, 2008, 10:55:06 PM
I saw a guy on a Gixxer one time in full leathers, with a matching blue/white suzuki color scheme.  He was only wearing a blue bandanna on his head though  [roll]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 11, 2008, 10:57:07 PM
Hey, as long as his kit matched and he looked good... 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 11, 2008, 11:00:26 PM
Hey, as long as his kit matched and he looked good... 
looked like a squid to me


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:14:34 PM
we call them squids because we are jealous of their hardcore ways.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 12, 2008, 11:32:18 AM
and how yummy they are sliced, battered, and deep fried.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 12, 2008, 11:40:10 AM
and how yummy they are sliced, battered, and deep fried.
they tasted bland to me


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 12, 2008, 05:56:57 PM
they tasted bland to me

And that is why god created spices.  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 12, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
And that is why god created spices.  ;)
Such as? 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 12, 2008, 06:35:29 PM
Oh lord, there are lots of choices.  But paprika springs to my mind for some reason or another...


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: MadDuck on May 12, 2008, 10:50:09 PM
You guys are make the beast with two backsing nuts.  What is this? Rachael Ray's Kitchen or some such shit? Bah! Calamari is bland? Dude, that's what hot sauces and beers are for, and artery plugging batter. And more beer. Beer good.

Didn't you think the girl in the pic had a nice cute ass? I did. Especially how half of it was hanging off the seat that her fat ass boyfriend was taking up.  [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 12, 2008, 10:52:09 PM
How do you really feel there, Mac?  [cheeky]
 
[drink] [drink]



Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 12, 2008, 11:49:37 PM
How do you really feel there, Mac?  [cheeky]
 
[drink] [drink]



I would say "properly lubricated".  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: MadDuck on May 13, 2008, 12:01:46 AM
Not at all. Not a drop. I was spending time over at Coastal Ducati so some of it may have rubbed off.

But "make the beast with two backsing nuts".  That big brother oversee censorship is too funny.  If the new site (made of the old guys) starts again with that stuff it could be adios.

Aahh, I turned off the censor default.  Much better now.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 13, 2008, 01:15:17 AM
You guys are make the beast with two backsing nuts.  What is this? Rachael Ray's Kitchen or some such shit? Bah! Calamari is bland? Dude, that's what hot sauces and beers are for, and artery plugging batter. And more beer. Beer good.
Eating calamari is like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.  You can add all the spices and batter and beer (especially beer) in the world and its still like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.
But back to the beer.... I need to go get some more good stuff.  I'm getting tired of 18 pack cans of coors light because its on special at the nearby 7-11.
Some Hacker-Pschorr Dunkel Weiss sounds yummy.  [beer]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 13, 2008, 06:45:22 AM
Eating calamari is like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.  You can add all the spices and batter and beer (especially beer) in the world and its still like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.

Hmmm...  Me has to wonder if you have ever had truly fresh calamari...


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 13, 2008, 10:38:50 AM
That's my feeling too.  But I know plenty of people who just don't like it, fresh or not.  Ah well.  More for this guy.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 13, 2008, 11:29:53 AM
Hmmm...  Me has to wonder if you have ever had truly fresh calamari...
I'm in Oklahoma.  The only time I ever saw fresh seafood was when I worked in the meat department at Albertsons 3 years ago.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 13, 2008, 12:57:50 PM
No oceans in Oklahoma?  What the hell?  ???




Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 13, 2008, 07:27:35 PM
I'm in Oklahoma.  The only time I ever saw fresh seafood was when I worked in the meat department at Albertsons 3 years ago.

Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the boat".


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 13, 2008, 07:29:02 PM
Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the back of a truck".

fixed.  :-*


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 13, 2008, 07:30:07 PM
Well, as long as it is in the cooler.  ;)

Speaking of which, have you ever seen the kids catching, and eating, the crabs from the creek across from my building?   [puke]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 13, 2008, 11:39:27 PM
Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the boat".
Best salmon I ever had was in Washington with my grandparents when I was about 14.  Its was frsh as can be.  I want some now.  :'(


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 13, 2008, 11:40:59 PM
Went out deep sea fishing with a Marine buds from work a while back.  Caught a big Tuna and cut it up as soon as it was landed on the boat.  Still nice and warm...  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: island_duc on May 14, 2008, 03:04:42 PM
man, now that's some fresh sushi!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 14, 2008, 05:49:15 PM
It was VERY yummy! 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 14, 2008, 08:59:13 PM
Best salmon I ever had was in Washington with my grandparents when I was about 14.  Its was frsh as can be.  I want some now.  :'(

that means it's time for a hawaiian vacation, my son!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: MadDuck on May 14, 2008, 11:31:30 PM
Bland rubber band is Abalone.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 14, 2008, 11:45:34 PM
that means it's time for a hawaiian vacation, my son!
Sounds like fun.  Maybe the next time a few guys get sent to Hawaii for work, I can try to get on board.  I might need to borrow a Monster from somebody that lives there  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 15, 2008, 06:30:23 AM
I might need to borrow a Monster from somebody that lives there  ;)

Uhm, good luck with that.  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 15, 2008, 01:08:33 PM
Uhm, good luck with that.  ;)

like ya don't have a spare lying around...


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 15, 2008, 08:19:36 PM
True, but I'm not THAT trusting.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 15, 2008, 08:23:19 PM
so I'll ride the S2R and hanky-san can ride the 620  ;D


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 15, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
The what?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 15, 2008, 08:40:36 PM
VIN says it's a 620... and it's clearly labelled on the side panel...

"ducati monster 620"


 :)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 16, 2008, 12:55:16 AM
True, but I'm not THAT trusting.
Yea, I might get enthusiastic and go fast through a corner, only to find out there is another turn right after that  ;D
Its rare to find a road that isn't straight in OK.
If I'm ever headin' to Hawaii I'll let y'all know.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 16, 2008, 07:46:05 AM
wow, only straight roads? is it possible there is a riding state more boring than ours?  ;D

cool beans, mang [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 16, 2008, 11:15:41 AM
wow, only straight roads? is it possible there is a riding state more boring than ours?  ;D

Typical Oklahoma road:
(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~msmith03/route66/oklahoma_road.jpg)

Typical Oklahoma motorcycle enthusiast:
(http://www.flamesonmytank.co.za/photos/cruiser.jpg)

Not to mention the damn wind!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 16, 2008, 01:04:21 PM
is your monster tassled up all proper then?






 ;D


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 17, 2008, 01:42:46 AM
Still working on losing all the gear  ;)



VIN says it's a 620... and it's clearly labelled on the side panel...

"ducati monster 620"


 :)
My curiosity is getting the best of me.  Whats so special about this 620?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 17, 2008, 09:28:49 AM
My curiosity is getting the best of me.  Whats so special about this 620?

 [moto]
It's made entirely of Bacon!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 17, 2008, 11:12:49 AM
[moto]
It's made entirely of Bacon!
How's it handle?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 17, 2008, 06:13:28 PM
Felt kind of crispy when I took it up the street. 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 17, 2008, 09:32:20 PM
How's it handle?

like any proper bacon-moto should... dang tasty  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 18, 2008, 12:29:33 AM
I can feel my ass growing already  :D


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 18, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
ALL YOUR BACON ARE BELONG TO US


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 18, 2008, 05:26:19 PM
does it come with some eggs?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 07:11:45 PM
man! no love for the joke, eh?


 [roll] ;D :-*


bacon needs nothing. except for more bacon.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 19, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
man! no love for the joke, eh?


 [roll] ;D :-*


bacon needs nothing. except for more bacon.

And boobies.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 07:14:38 PM
And boobies.

ugh. that pic was... so, so wrong.... [puke]


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 19, 2008, 10:30:57 PM
The bacon bra?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 10:33:52 PM
exactly... that's a clear cut case of

2 rights=wrong


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 19, 2008, 10:41:01 PM
But it would be such a tasty thing to sample.  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 10:42:36 PM
have you seen it? it's raw bacon!



ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 19, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
Yep, saw it.  But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  ;)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 19, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
I am very torn on it.  I love the look, but I keep thinking "She'll have to wash those boobies"

Then I realize, I could wash those boobies.  And cook the bacon.  And life is grand once again!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 10:51:15 PM
But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  ;)

this sentence makes my brain hurt.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 19, 2008, 10:52:56 PM
lol  sorry buddy.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 10:58:57 PM
s'okay. the scotch drowns my sorrow


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 19, 2008, 11:17:06 PM

ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy
I ran a lobster through a band saw once.  Afterwards it still moved, so I sprayed the guts out and cooked it and ate it.  It turned out rubbery  :(  I though it made me a bad person, but then I remembered that lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 19, 2008, 11:18:48 PM
Yup.  If you hadn't killed it, it would have surely killed you. 

Or something.


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 20, 2008, 01:19:32 PM
when I was little I had a nightmare about a giant lobster that was trying to kill me


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 20, 2008, 04:40:09 PM
LOBSTER STICKS TO MANGET!!!!! (http://www.savethegoldfish.co.uk/fun/lobster.php)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DesmoBlob on May 20, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
LOBSTER STICKS TO MANGET!!!!! (http://www.savethegoldfish.co.uk/fun/lobster.php)
lol wtf  [laugh]
lobster sticks to magnet (and they really mean it)


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 20, 2008, 07:44:33 PM
I can't prove them wrong, so...

they must be right!  What a find!


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 20, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
What about the math??  Have you done the math???


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: eltristo on May 20, 2008, 07:54:52 PM
I started to, but I couldn't work out a figure for the antennae. 


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 21, 2008, 06:13:36 PM
LMAO!

wacky lobsters


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: DRKWNG on May 21, 2008, 10:26:54 PM
No kidding.  But the really scary thing is; what was Hank searching for to come up with that?


Title: Re: Safety is important
Post by: Hank on May 22, 2008, 12:16:48 AM
No kidding.  But the really scary thing is; what was Hank searching for to come up with that?
"lobster sticks to magnet"


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