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teddy037.2
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« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2008, 10:42:36 PM »

have you seen it? it's raw bacon!



ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy
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« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2008, 10:49:23 PM »

Yep, saw it.  But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  Wink
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« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2008, 10:50:36 PM »

I am very torn on it.  I love the look, but I keep thinking "She'll have to wash those boobies"

Then I realize, I could wash those boobies.  And cook the bacon.  And life is grand once again!
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« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2008, 10:51:15 PM »

But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  Wink

this sentence makes my brain hurt.
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« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2008, 10:52:56 PM »

lol  sorry buddy.
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teddy037.2
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« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2008, 10:58:57 PM »

s'okay. the scotch drowns my sorrow
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« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2008, 11:17:06 PM »


ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy
I ran a lobster through a band saw once.  Afterwards it still moved, so I sprayed the guts out and cooked it and ate it.  It turned out rubbery  Sad  I though it made me a bad person, but then I remembered that lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea.
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« Reply #67 on: May 19, 2008, 11:18:48 PM »

Yup.  If you hadn't killed it, it would have surely killed you. 

Or something.
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« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2008, 01:19:32 PM »

when I was little I had a nightmare about a giant lobster that was trying to kill me
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« Reply #69 on: May 20, 2008, 04:40:09 PM »

LOBSTER STICKS TO MANGET!!!!!
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« Reply #70 on: May 20, 2008, 05:31:49 PM »

lol wtf  laughingdp
lobster sticks to magnet (and they really mean it)
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« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2008, 07:44:33 PM »

I can't prove them wrong, so...

they must be right!  What a find!
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« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2008, 07:46:13 PM »

What about the math??  Have you done the math???
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« Reply #73 on: May 20, 2008, 07:54:52 PM »

I started to, but I couldn't work out a figure for the antennae. 
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« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2008, 06:13:36 PM »

LMAO!

wacky lobsters
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