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Title: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: DoubleEagle on December 14, 2008, 12:52:41 AM
I want to know what is on the other side of the Universe ?

The Universe is about 15 billion light years in diameter.     Dolph
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Holden on December 14, 2008, 01:01:21 AM
I'd wanna know wtf happened in the Dyatlov incident. ???
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 14, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
my only question for god looks like a baseball bat.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: gojira on December 14, 2008, 01:58:13 AM

Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 14, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
my only question for god looks like a baseball bat.

My condelences.

Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: lethe on December 14, 2008, 06:13:11 AM
One single question?
I would demand further questions if I managed to have his/her/it's ear.

But if only one....

What is the structure and layout of the universe/universes going up in scale infinitely to the "ends" of the one we know and beyond (soap bubble theory?), going down in scale to the nanoscopic and beyond, "sideways" if there are parallel occurrences and also in different places in what we perceive as time?
If the entire layout is explained than the answer should take a while.
If I'm just told a copout like , "I think you might already know." , I'll be pissed.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Speedbag on December 14, 2008, 06:13:55 AM
Why Dad couldn't have another 10 or 20 years to live.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: zarn02 on December 14, 2008, 06:31:59 AM
how are we to believe He is both good, and just, and also accept that paris hilton is rich and famous.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: lethe on December 14, 2008, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on December 14, 2008, 06:31:59 AM
how are we to believe He is both good, and just, and also accept that paris hilton is rich and famous.
But maybe she's self-aware of how dumb she is and lays awake every night thinking about her day of moronic thoughts, crying softly. That evens it out a bit.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: OwnyTony on December 14, 2008, 07:23:28 AM
I think this thread is interesting but don't like the title.  Not so much that I am reading into it and assuming the OP does not believe in God or others participating in the thread.  Choosing to believe in one thing or another is one's choice but assuming that not every one believes that God exist (though not to say that people don't believe in a god instead God)  that increases the likeliness that there are misconceptions about him. 

let me put out there that I sure as heck do not know everything there is to know about him.  The reason why I "dislike" this thread is that 1, we really can not talk about religion on the forums and 2, I feel that this thread has the potential to to spread further misconceptions about God.  One really simple answer (that can be viewed as a cop out) that is at the root of answering a lot of questions is that God made everything perfect, man kind made it imperfect and now we live in an imperfect world and we "misinterpret" things because we have our own views of perfection.  There is one more thing that I would like to slide in.  Even if everything was perfect, there is a hierarchy and we can never be God ourselves. 

of course this is assuming if God exists.  Mods, do what you need to if this is out of the rules. 

My question would be "where is the exact location of the garden of Eden"
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: lethe on December 14, 2008, 07:53:26 AM
I think by making it a presumption, it takes some of the potential for religious argument out of it, making it safe. Someone will probably screw this up but the OP worded the topic well I think.
The way to look at it I believe would be to view it as, if you had the opportunity to have access to all the knowledge there is to know but limited interaction, what would be the one thing you would try to take away from this opportunity. No religious debate, just an introspective view into what the individual most seeks.
Like I said though, someone is going to drag this down a bad path.  :-\
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 08:10:23 AM
I would ask...

"when people use the phrase, "he was talking about me, behind my back", are they not in fact, saying "it" (whatever "it" is) to their face, after all, is not ones front, or face if you will, behind ones back?"



and then... then, I would thank god for making some really good people (not all of them) and making some real cool shit.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: cbartlett419 on December 14, 2008, 08:42:57 AM
I'd like to hear the real jesus story, in it's entirety. I couldn't give a make the beast with two backs less how long it took. That guy said some heavy shit and I want to know from where the make the beast with two backs he got it.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: redxblack on December 14, 2008, 08:44:25 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 14, 2008, 06:13:55 AM
Why Dad couldn't have another 10 or 20 years to live.

I'd ask a variation of the same question.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: LMT on December 14, 2008, 08:56:05 AM
Quote from: cbartlett419 on December 14, 2008, 08:42:57 AM
I'd like to hear the real jesus story, in it's entirety. I couldn't give a make the beast with two backs less how long it took. That guy said some heavy shit and I want to know from where the make the beast with two backs he got it.


Read "Jesus For The Non Religious" by Bishop John Shelpy Spong.  He uses history, original text, and tons of primary sources to explain Jesus and what was true and not true about him in the bible.  Read any of his books, they are all great.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Capo on December 14, 2008, 09:05:20 AM
What is the name of the horse that will win the 2009 Derby  ;D
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Timmy Tucker on December 14, 2008, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 14, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
my only question for god looks like a baseball bat.

+1

As a former religious nut/bible thumper turned semi-skeptic, I can't say a whole lot about my answer that won't shut this thread down rather quickly. Let's just say that I've got some burning questions.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2008, 09:33:45 AM
God is....... I dunno

Something/someone made all this, and it is/they are too big for me to understand.

I cant explain how radios work much less the thing responsible for making radio waves.... so I just accept.

It's not faith... it's not hope.... its just acceptance.

I don't need to understand to accept... I just accept.

I don't need a bible to be a good human.

I don't need a church to be a good human.

I just need to be a good human.

I believe in whatever made all this for us to enjoy.... call it god if you will.

I feel god in my wife's hug.

I see god in my kids smile.

I accept and I thank.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: swampduc on December 14, 2008, 09:40:07 AM
Really well put BP
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: erkishhorde on December 14, 2008, 02:20:21 PM
I'd ask him if the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

If I got to ask the FSM a question I'd ask him if God existed too.  ;D
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 14, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
I'd ask what I'd have to do to sleep with Scarlett Johannson.


Then follow the directions explicitly.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: supakpow2 on December 14, 2008, 03:18:35 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 09:33:45 AM
God is....... I dunno

Something/someone made all this, and it is/they are too big for me to understand.

I cant explain how radios work much less the thing responsible for making radio waves.... so I just accept.

It's not faith... it's not hope.... its just acceptance.

I don't need to understand to accept... I just accept.

I don't need a bible to be a good human.

I don't need a church to be a good human.

I just need to be a good human.

I believe in whatever made all this for us to enjoy.... call it god if you will.

I feel god in my wife's hug.

I see god in my kids smile.

I accept and I thank.


I feel a country song comin' on. ;)
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: herm on December 14, 2008, 03:50:19 PM
i would ask how he managed to pull it off...
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Mother on December 14, 2008, 05:00:37 PM
what did allycat look like...
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Xiphias on December 14, 2008, 05:09:30 PM
Why Japanese OEM fairings are so expensive yet weaker than a house of cards?
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Mother on December 14, 2008, 05:22:35 PM
Quote from: Sinister on December 14, 2008, 05:17:28 PM
I would say, "Lord, why is it that the thread starter cannot understand forum rules about religious/political discussions?"  I truly believe that only the One, True God can answer this question.

[popcorn]


how about a title change to

Presuming an omnipotent force that superseded known standards exists, what 1 question would you ask that had a guaranteed correct answer based on a collected acceptance of both scientific and religious factors...
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Randy@StradaFab on December 14, 2008, 05:23:28 PM
  Well since I'm in the same boat as Timmy Tucker I guess my question would be: Why do you hide?
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: lethe on December 14, 2008, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: Sinister on December 14, 2008, 05:17:28 PM
I would say, "Lord, why is it that the thread starter cannot understand forum rules about religious/political discussions?"  I truly believe that only the One, True God can answer this question.

[popcorn]
I'm tired from creating stuff beyond your meager little mind's comprehension right now, I'll get back to you later.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
I'd ask Simon Wagstaff what he found out.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: CapnCrunch on December 14, 2008, 05:40:55 PM
I'd ask why the pope has to dress like Liberace
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Timmy Tucker on December 14, 2008, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: CapnCrunch on December 14, 2008, 05:40:55 PM
I'd ask why the pope has to dress like Liberace

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: capt steubing on December 14, 2008, 06:12:34 PM
Why are dogs lips black? ;D
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: sbrguy on December 14, 2008, 07:34:39 PM
not so much a question, but i would tell "it" what to go do with its self.    [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on December 14, 2008, 08:20:46 PM
good call   [clap]
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: herm on December 14, 2008, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mother on December 14, 2008, 05:00:37 PM
what did allycat look like...

DUDE.........!
are you trying to get this thread locked?


try and keep it on a safe subject....
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: LA on December 14, 2008, 09:57:50 PM
What's your birthday?

How old are you?

Where you from? [bow_down]
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Speedbag on December 15, 2008, 04:48:30 AM
Quote from: herm on December 14, 2008, 08:42:39 PM
DUDE.........!
are you trying to get this thread locked?


try and keep it on a safe subject....

Wow, now there's a blast from the past.....
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Grampa on December 15, 2008, 07:10:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo&feature=related)
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: TiNi on December 15, 2008, 07:33:02 AM
i came to this thread after reading the senses thread..

...knowing well bp was going to link us to "dear god".

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: yamifixer on December 15, 2008, 09:31:21 AM
BP is quickly becoming my hero.

on the topic. Why do the good ones die and the pricks live forever?
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: mitt on December 15, 2008, 09:43:40 AM
My family tree history starting from scratch

mitt
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: tonyj311 on December 15, 2008, 10:10:00 AM
I like to think of Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too.
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on December 15, 2008, 10:17:38 AM
My question would be rhetorical.

As in: "Dude. WTF?"

Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: TiAvenger on December 15, 2008, 11:50:26 AM
Why does Joel look like your twin brother?



















;D
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Holden on December 15, 2008, 01:42:36 PM
Quote from: mitt on December 15, 2008, 09:43:40 AM
My family tree history starting from scratch

mitt

And I thought 1st Chronicles was boring. :P
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on December 15, 2008, 01:51:16 PM
If we were made in your image: Are you kind of a jerk?

Because if so that would really explain a lot of the people I have run into in life.

Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: CowboyBeebop on December 15, 2008, 01:56:15 PM
Is there an afterlife to which admittance is dependent upon our behavior in this life?  
Title: Re: Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?
Post by: roggie on December 15, 2008, 02:46:16 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 15, 2008, 10:17:38 AM
My question would be rhetorical.

As in: "Dude. WTF?"



i was thinking this...

or just... Why?