Bear Grylls or Mack from Future Weapons?
I know, I know, I watch way too much TV.....
the GFSOOTGI wins all
;)
What about TGI Fridays??
nope... far worser
the Giant Flying Sea Otter Of The Galapagos Islands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnumxfr_YM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnumxfr_YM)
Me Likey!
My cousin will be piloting a SOCR(twin engine river boat) thats got 4 of those bad boys mounted. Devastating.
Hand to hand, who would win?
Quote from: rgramjet on December 14, 2008, 08:14:09 AM
Bear Grylls or Mack from Future Weapons?
I know, I know, I watch way too much TV.....
It's a draw.... Grylls will just repeat the word "vittamin" ad nauseum while yelling out the occasional "Whoooo" and Mack will yammer on with his over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit. They both fall over dead with brain hemorrhages at the first commercial break. A black hole forms over the North Atlantic and the world is thusly destroyed. Baby Jesus crys.
That's a tough one. Bear Grylls would drink his own urine to bolster his strength and find an incredibly convenient plant that gave him superpowers but it would end when the guy from futureweapons would use a hidden anally deployed combat knife
I'm going with Bear, only because he seems more active. Since he left the SAS, he's been on shows that have had him actually doing things (joining the Foreign Legion, Man vs. Nature, etc.), while Mack seems to have gotten a little chubby. If we're talking about both of them at their fighting weights, I go with Mack simply because he's bigger. I have the impression that SEALs don't spend a lot of time on unarmed combat (at least that's what a number of SEALs I've known have told me), and I don't know what the SAS does in that respect, so I could be wrong.
Edit: Mack's Wiki says he's got 20 years worth of Muy Thai, JJ, experience so I'm going with him. He's got his own self-defense system: http://www.bukido.com/
Ditka
Quote from: cyrus buelton on December 14, 2008, 11:43:28 AM
Ditka
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Can't believe I missed the obvious answer.
But the hurricanes name is Hurricane Ditka.
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on December 14, 2008, 09:20:47 AM
It's a draw.... Grylls will just repeat the word "vittamin" ad nauseum while yelling out the occasional "Whoooo" and Mack will yammer on with his over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit. They both fall over dead with brain hemorrhages at the first commercial break. A black hole forms over the North Atlantic and the world is thusly destroyed. Baby Jesus crys.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Someone was finally able to distill the essence of how I feel about these guys. I can watch Bear, but Mack..... I just want to punch in the face (while he's asleep apparently ;D) because of the "over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit" he gets from osmosis. He is almost as annoying as the guy from "Pinks".
Quote from: supakpow2 on December 14, 2008, 03:08:38 PM
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Someone was finally able to distill the essence of how I feel about these guys. I can watch Bear, but Mack..... I just want to punch in the face (while he's asleep apparently ;D) because of the "over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit" he gets from osmosis. He is almost as annoying as the guy from "Pinks".
I can see what you mean about Mack. He's a little douchey. Bear used to be back when he wore the lifejacket in the rapids and admitted to having his crew help him out.
I think he's made his bones now that he's killing stuff and eating it and drinking his own, probably stunt, pee. lol
Survivorman is the Man!
Quote from: trouble on December 14, 2008, 08:43:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnumxfr_YM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnumxfr_YM)
[roll]
really?
why you gotta make me pull the trump card so early?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTrST2J4SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTrST2J4SA)
Yeah, not much gonna survive the A10's 30mm cannon. :o
What a sweet sound that must be for our boys. [thumbsup]
Quote from: trouble on December 14, 2008, 09:47:32 PM
Yeah, not much gonna survive the A10's 30mm cannon. :o
What a sweet sound that must be for our boys. [thumbsup]
I had a buddy that had A10 on his dog tags, for religious preference. [thumbsup]
This is my choice.
Lucky me, I get to build the %$%$^% connected to $~(*#&@$%.
You can waterski with it, off-road with it, and go plinking with the 30. [thumbsup]
(I especially like the video from inside the target tanks. ;D )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv9Eq1vopbc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv9Eq1vopbc)
Hell, everybody "down there" loses when Spooky comes to play...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyFMEKQyrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyFMEKQyrk)
Les Stroud builds a fully functioning Minigun out of leftover snowmobile parts and destroys them both.
Dude, Bear slept inside of a dead camel. Shit.
Bear drank his own own pee out of a dead rattlesnake carcass, thats some good TV right there! [thumbsup]
the only way man vs wild could get better is if it was scripted...ohh wait, it is.
i'll vote for macgyver. his mullet alone would have them scared.
script excerpts-
"Get naked and wrestle a dead sheep out of a sink hole"
"Eat a live scorpion"
"Kill an alligator with a pocket knife"
Eat a giant tree grub and have it explode all over the camera lens. Why cant those F-ers chew with their mouths shut!!??
My 6 year old son literally GAGGED when he saw that. Almost puked his guts out but held it together.....dats ma Boy!
SOC-R
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caYjQDmplKA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caYjQDmplKA)
This debate only exist because Chuck Norris allows it. His chin fist would kill the both.....
ps if Chuck had been in the movie "300", it would have been called "1"
Chuck can blow bubbles with beef jerky...