Who would win in a fight.....

[rgramjet]

Bear Grylls or Mack from Future Weapons?

I know, I know, I watch way too much TV.....

[Grampa]

the GFSOOTGI  wins all

[rgramjet]

What about TGI Fridays??

[Grampa]

nope... far worser

the Giant Flying Sea Otter Of The Galapagos Islands

[red baron]

[rgramjet]

Me Likey!

My cousin will be piloting a SOCR(twin engine river boat) thats got 4 of those bad boys mounted.  Devastating.

Hand to hand, who would win?

[Timmy Tucker]

Bear Grylls or Mack from Future Weapons?

I know, I know, I watch way too much TV.....

It's a draw.... Grylls will just repeat the word "vittamin" ad nauseum while yelling out the occasional "Whoooo" and Mack will yammer on with his over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit. They both fall over dead with brain hemorrhages at the first commercial break. A black hole forms over the North Atlantic and the world is thusly destroyed. Baby Jesus crys.

[El Matador]

That's a tough one. Bear Grylls would drink his own urine to bolster his strength and find an incredibly convenient plant that gave him superpowers but it would end when the guy from futureweapons would use a hidden anally deployed combat knife

[CowboyBeebop]

I'm going with Bear, only because he seems more active.  Since he left the SAS, he's been on shows that have had him actually doing things (joining the Foreign Legion, Man vs. Nature, etc.), while Mack seems to have gotten a little chubby.  If we're talking about both of them at their fighting weights, I go with Mack simply because he's bigger.  I have the impression that SEALs don't spend a lot of time on unarmed combat (at least that's what a number of SEALs I've known have told me), and I don't know what the SAS does in that respect, so I could be wrong. 

Edit:  Mack's Wiki says he's got 20 years worth of Muy Thai, JJ, experience so I'm going with him.  He's got his own self-defense system: http://www.bukido.com/

[cyrus buelton]

Ditka

[Timmy Tucker]

Ditka

Can't believe I missed the obvious answer.

[pintsizejesus]

But the hurricanes name is Hurricane Ditka.

[supakpow2]

It's a draw.... Grylls will just repeat the word "vittamin" ad nauseum while yelling out the occasional "Whoooo" and Mack will yammer on with his over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit. They both fall over dead with brain hemorrhages at the first commercial break. A black hole forms over the North Atlantic and the world is thusly destroyed. Baby Jesus crys.

Someone was finally able to distill the essence of how I feel about these guys. I can watch Bear, but Mack..... I just want to punch in the face (while he's asleep apparently ) because of the "over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit" he gets from osmosis. He is almost as annoying as the guy from "Pinks".

[rgramjet]

Someone was finally able to distill the essence of how I feel about these guys. I can watch Bear, but Mack..... I just want to punch in the face (while he's asleep apparently ) because of the "over the top fake intensity and pseudo-tactical bullshit" he gets from osmosis. He is almost as annoying as the guy from "Pinks".

I can see what you mean about Mack.  He's a little douchey.  Bear used to be back when he wore the lifejacket in the rapids and admitted to having his crew help him out.

I think he's made his bones now that he's killing stuff and eating it and drinking his own, probably stunt, pee.  lol

Survivorman is the Man!

[Buckethead]

Survivorman is the Man!

Les Stroud rocks.