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Title: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: metallimonster on December 15, 2008, 01:59:16 PM
http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print (http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print)

Who came up with the idea to add booze to this place.  That wasn't a good idea from the beginning.  Although it would be fun to smack someone upside the head with the Wack-a-Mole hammer.   [laugh]
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: NAKID on December 15, 2008, 02:37:46 PM
I guess there just isn't much to do in Po-dunk Wisconsin....
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 15, 2008, 02:39:06 PM
Wow thats very disturbing on many levels.
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: OverCaffeinated on December 15, 2008, 02:54:48 PM
I've got a two year old that we take to Chucks now and then. And after five mins in there your begging for a drink, I'm just glad I don't have to sneak a flask in anymore.

I agree with the articles "mama bear" instinct. Its not me you have to worry about if you mess with our son.

But it didn't mention the "drunk papa bear" instinct. The one that says you'd better stop looking at the milfs before you get caught.
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 15, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: metallimonster on December 15, 2008, 01:59:16 PM
Who came up with the idea to add booze to this place.  That wasn't a good idea from the beginning. 

Are you kidding?  Any idea how much fun drunkled skee-ball would be!?! [evil]

JM
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Buckethead on December 15, 2008, 03:09:26 PM
Woohoo!

Topeka makes the news again!
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Bick on December 15, 2008, 04:00:26 PM
Great.  I thought the only fear was that it is a giant petri dish.

Best quote of the article:
Quote"There's a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there."

Casa Bonita serves margaritas and beer now.  No problems like this.
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: mitt on December 15, 2008, 04:14:42 PM
Quote from: metallimonster on December 15, 2008, 01:59:16 PM
http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print (http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print)



Actually that sounds like a fun place to go.

mitt
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Buckethead on December 15, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
Booze... Check.

Pizza...   Check.

Brawls... Check.

MILFs...  Check.

Looks like I just planned my weekend.  8)
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Jarvicious on December 15, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
I didn't know that they served booze there, but now I'm pretty pumped.  I used to go there once a month or so with my ex and her little girl and I think I enjoyed myself just as much or more than she did  ;D  There actually is a place here in town (other than Chucks) that consists of a huge clustermake the beast with two backs of tubes and other such amusements that allows (and encourages, actually) adults.  I haven't taken a flask in, but it's a shit kickin good time with a couple of beers in me.  Oh.  Uhh.  On that note it is a shame that the police EVER need to get called to Chucks. 
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: NAKID on December 15, 2008, 07:36:01 PM
I think they only serve crap beer. You know, Bud, Bud Light, Coors, Coors Light....
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Buckethead on December 15, 2008, 07:37:12 PM
Why do you think God invented the Pre-Game?
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Jarvicious on December 15, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 15, 2008, 07:37:12 PM
Why do you think God invented the Pre-Game?

Exactly
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Timmy Tucker on December 15, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 15, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
There actually is a place here in town (other than Chucks) that consists of a huge clustermake the beast with two backs of tubes and other such amusements that allows (and encourages, actually) adults.  I haven't taken a flask in, but it's a shit kickin good time with a couple of beers in me.  

I smell a midwest DIMBYDRUNKASSWHACKAMOLEANDBALLPIT get together brewing.

In. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: cyrus buelton on December 15, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 15, 2008, 07:36:01 PM
I think they only serve crap beer. You know, Bud, Bud Light, Coors, Coors Light....

+1

I was at a Chuck E Cheese about 9 years ago and got myself a pitcher of Bud Light.

It was like 5$
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: FatguyRacer on December 15, 2008, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: metallimonster on December 15, 2008, 01:59:16 PM
http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print (http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=15819667&page=print)

Who came up with the idea to add booze to this place.  That wasn't a good idea from the beginning.  Although it would be fun to smack someone upside the head with the Wack-a-Mole hammer.   [laugh]

I've been more times than i care to remember. If there ever existed a placed that needs the mind numbing effect of alcohol, its Chuck-e-cheese.

If they didnt sell it, the patrons would be sneaking it in.

I cant think of a place more closer to hell on earth  than Chuck E Cheese.
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: red baron on December 15, 2008, 09:18:20 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on December 15, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
I smell a midwest DIMBYDRUNKASSWHACKAMOLEANDBALLPIT get together brewing.

In. [thumbsup]


[clap]

[bow_down]

[laugh]
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: DY on December 15, 2008, 10:33:51 PM
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 15, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
There actually is a place here in town (other than Chucks) that consists of a huge clustermake the beast with two backs of tubes and other such amusements that allows (and encourages, actually) adults.

Would that place happen to be called "John's Incredible Pizza" ???

It's a chain out here in Cali that's like Chuck E Cheeses on steroids. 
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 16, 2008, 05:41:21 AM
Go find Tim Wilson's "Chuck-E-Cheese Hell" on Youtube...  It'll fit nicely in this thread!

JM
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: Jarvicious on December 16, 2008, 10:59:47 AM
Quote from: deweey on December 15, 2008, 10:33:51 PM
Would that place happen to be called "John's Incredible Pizza" ???

It's a chain out here in Cali that's like Chuck E Cheeses on steroids. 

No, it's some place with a goofy ass name I can never remember.  I don't think it's a franchise, but I could be wrong.  They exist primarily for entertainment, though there is a shitty little snack bar you can order odds and ends from. 

+ 68,000 on the extravaganza.  Ball pits and brews
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: DY on December 16, 2008, 11:04:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohii4pbXxi8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohii4pbXxi8)
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 16, 2008, 11:12:27 AM
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 16, 2008, 10:59:47 AM
No, it's some place with a goofy ass name I can never remember.  I don't think it's a franchise, but I could be wrong.  They exist primarily for entertainment, though there is a shitty little snack bar you can order odds and ends from. 

+ 68,000 on the extravaganza.  Ball pits and brews

Dave & Busters?

JM
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: COWBOY on December 16, 2008, 11:28:22 AM
Quote"In Milwaukee, the store posted a sign outlining a dress code that prohibits what it calls "gang-style apparel." That location also implemented a code of conduct that prohibits knives, chains, screwdrivers and glass cutters."

"To appeal to adults, about 70% of the chain's locations serve wine and beer....Milwaukee Alderman Tony Zielinski called for the removal of Chuck E. Cheese's beer-and-wine license in 2006 after he received police notification and complaints from constituents about fighting there. The company stationed armed security guards inside the restaurant in an effort to make it safer.

'It was like something out of a Quentin Tarantino film,' says Mr. Zielinski, referring to the "Pulp Fiction" director. 'What parent is going to take their kids to a place where there is alcohol and pistols being brandished?'

"Mr. Huston says the chain's "broad demographic appeal" means that it has restaurants in what he described as "tougher areas" where there is more potential for crime."

When in Rome I guess.   [roll]

Seriously who the hell is surprised that stores that are in "tougher areas" and serve alcohol:
A.  needs an ENFORCED RULE to not to bring knives, chains, screwdrivers and glass cutters to a children's restaurant (WTF?)
B.  fights break out.

We take my kids once or twice a year and I've not seen anything like this.  Then again I'm in the burbs so what the hell do I know. 
Title: Re: Now I kow why I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese
Post by: MendoDave on December 16, 2008, 06:27:44 PM
I went there once, about 20 years ago. Really really bad pizza. That's why I don't go to Chuck E Cheese.