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Title: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 10, 2009, 11:46:16 PM http://www.markpascua.com/2008/11/23/smartlock-a-bike-lock-that-explodes/ (http://www.markpascua.com/2008/11/23/smartlock-a-bike-lock-that-explodes/)
Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: monstermick58 on January 11, 2009, 12:25:15 AM Interesting !!
Wonder how much? Mmick Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 11, 2009, 12:40:07 AM "The SmartLock designed by Michael Lambourn is a bike lock with a twist. It allows bike owners to quickly and easily use the cable to lock their bikes to a rail or post. However, the highlight of the lock is that when a thief attempts to cut the cable, pressurized liquid running inside the cable will spew and stain the thief’s clothing and surrounding area. The idea is to help you and law enforcement find the thief. Video after the break.
The SmartLock’s cable is reinforced steel and cutting the cable will result in the perpetrator to be sprayed a total of four times. The cable has four independent cores each supported by its own propellant. Two of the cores contain a staining dye and the other two contain a clear forensic marking liquid. " I know its designed for pushies but I'd rather have to repaint my bike than have to replace it?? [thumbsup] http://www.mikelambourn.com/ (http://www.mikelambourn.com/) Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Big T on January 11, 2009, 12:52:24 AM Why bother with "fluid"...
Just charge the sucker up with 240 volts instead..... That way you don't have to find the thief with stains on his cloths.... He's f...k..d right next to the "cable" he just tried to cut...... [thumbsup] And he won't do it again.... [bacon] Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 11, 2009, 02:29:35 AM Heh, at work we have discussed the possibilty of channeling the 1500volts through the trains to stop the poor bored numbnuts from trashing them!! [roll]
First offence is the last offence!! [evil] Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Dannog on January 11, 2009, 03:03:08 PM Heh, at work we have discussed the possibilty of channeling the 1500volts through the trains to stop the poor bored numbnuts from trashing them!! [roll] First offence is the last offence!! [evil] Now that's cleaver thinking :P Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Jukie on January 11, 2009, 11:45:53 PM i'm with Trev on that, spark up the bastard good and proper
Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Dockstrada on January 11, 2009, 11:54:36 PM I recon this wiuld be better [evil]
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3F-02FwZc (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3F-02FwZc) Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Jukie on January 11, 2009, 11:57:55 PM very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif) Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Dockstrada on January 12, 2009, 12:01:45 AM very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif) Nah then you will just have to clean up after him [puke] My way its all done and gets rid of his mates to [thumbsup] Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Jukie on January 12, 2009, 12:03:43 AM no his friend will be watching , so get them to clean up the mess, make sure nobody does it again
Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: bazz20 on January 12, 2009, 12:20:14 AM I recon this wiuld be better [evil] did that kid with the sky rocket up his bum go further with his experiments [laugh]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3F-02FwZc (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3F-02FwZc) Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Spider on January 12, 2009, 02:19:03 AM did that kid with the sky rocket up his bum go further with his experiments [laugh] If my mates told me to pull down my pants and lie on my back.....well.....let's just say they wouldn't be friends for long.Dragon, come over and hook up the security system when I finally buy something, will ya???? Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 12, 2009, 02:50:11 AM If my mates told me to pull down my pants and lie on my back.....well.....let's just say they wouldn't be friends for long. Dragon, come over and hook up the security system when I finally buy something, will ya???? Absatively [thumbsup] Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 12, 2009, 02:53:29 AM very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif) Then their short and curlies become Looong, singed and straight. [evil] Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Jukie on January 12, 2009, 12:09:23 PM and then wax the buggers and even light a few
Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 12, 2009, 01:48:58 PM and then wax the buggers and even light a few Nah, just PLUCK 'em !! [thumbsup] I did say pluck !! ;D Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: Betty on January 12, 2009, 01:59:27 PM Now that's cleaver thinking :P Nah, cleaver thinking is what they do to thieves in Iran ... not a bad idea really. Title: Re: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike???? Post by: dragonworld. on January 12, 2009, 03:19:09 PM Nah, cleaver thinking is what they do to thieves in Iran ... not a bad idea really. Yep , just cleave the part of the anatomy that does the deed.....perfect. ;D Imagine 3 time offenders !! Nothing to piss out of and nothing to hold it with?? Hyuk, hyuk. [evil] |