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Title: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 13, 2009, 02:02:44 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/daughter.for.sale/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/daughter.for.sale/index.html)



WTF?
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: motogpfan on January 13, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
I'm going to sell your puppy for a 6 pck of Natti light.
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: TiAvenger on January 13, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
Right in Joel's backyard too... spoon him!
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 13, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
Damn, and Spidey's only had that kid for a week...  ;D

Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 13, 2009, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on January 13, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
I'm going to sell your puppy for a 6 pck of Natti light.

I didn't think she was worth that much.........
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: ducpainter on January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: somegirl on January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\

If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: Statler on January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\

Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: mitt on January 13, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\

My first thought too...

mitt
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on January 13, 2009, 04:40:37 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\

well who can resists whiskey and bacon?
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 13, 2009, 10:09:28 PM
I really hope the seller got a good deal :o ;D
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 15, 2009, 06:58:43 AM
Quote from: Statler on January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?

You have bacon?!
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: KnightofNi on January 15, 2009, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: Statler on January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?

that's not creepy at all...

besides, i'm pretty sure she could take you. she is a blackbelt you know... ;D
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
Grudge match, Somegirl and Statler? Hell, I'd pay  [bacon] to see that.
Listening, MrInc?
Title: Re: Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 15, 2009, 10:18:33 AM
Quote from: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
Grudge match, Somegirl and Statler? Hell, I'd pay  [bacon] to see that.
Listening, MrInc?



Oh. Hell. Yes.


Midget cage match 2009!

Pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge!