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Man Sells Daughter into marriage for Beer, meat

Started by cyrus buelton, January 13, 2009, 02:02:44 PM

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cyrus buelton

January 13, 2009, 02:02:44 PM
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

motogpfan

#1
January 13, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
I'm going to sell your puppy for a 6 pck of Natti light.

TiAvenger

#2
January 13, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
Right in Joel's backyard too... spoon him!

Drunken Monkey

#3
January 13, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
Damn, and Spidey's only had that kid for a week...  ;D

I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

cyrus buelton

#4
January 13, 2009, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on January 13, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
I'm going to sell your puppy for a 6 pck of Natti light.

I didn't think she was worth that much.........
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#5
January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\
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somegirl

#6
January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\

If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\
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Statler

#7
January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\

Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

mitt

#8
January 13, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
maybe it was bacon... :-\

My first thought too...

mitt

A.duc.H.duc.

#9
January 13, 2009, 04:40:37 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 13, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
If you ever see a headline, "Man sells wife into slavery for whiskey & bacon" ....  :-\

well who can resists whiskey and bacon?
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#10
January 13, 2009, 10:09:28 PM
I really hope the seller got a good deal :o ;D
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#11
January 15, 2009, 06:58:43 AM
Quote from: Statler on January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?

You have bacon?!
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KnightofNi

#12
January 15, 2009, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: Statler on January 13, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
Then Dave is in trouble with the law and people should look for you in my basement?

that's not creepy at all...

besides, i'm pretty sure she could take you. she is a blackbelt you know... ;D
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swampduc

#13
January 15, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
Grudge match, Somegirl and Statler? Hell, I'd pay  [bacon] to see that.
Listening, MrInc?
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Popeye the Sailor

#14
January 15, 2009, 10:18:33 AM
Quote from: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
Grudge match, Somegirl and Statler? Hell, I'd pay  [bacon] to see that.
Listening, MrInc?



Oh. Hell. Yes.


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