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Title: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
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I hate the term "not my cup-o-tea"

cuz..... I hate tea.

I prefer.... "not my bottle of beer"

I share my beer.

I like people who share theirs too.

people who share beer.... are fun to be around.





for those not following along at home...... beer is code word for OPINIONS

;)


[beer]



Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Gus Duc on January 15, 2009, 07:05:51 PM
I'm following along just fine but what is "Tea" code name for ???















:P
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Gus Duc on January 15, 2009, 07:05:51 PM
I'm following along just fine but what is "Tea" code name for ???















:P

Tea rhymes with pee

nuff said
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducpainter on January 15, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
So...

what can't I say?
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: DucHead on January 15, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
I feel dumber for reading this thread. 



















No.  Wait.  I just feel dumber.   :P
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: rgramjet on January 15, 2009, 07:31:23 PM
I share my vanilla ice cream.  Then I get sick of it (bored) and go looking for some Hot Caramel!

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 07:32:27 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 15, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
So...

what can't I say?

words like

icky

pompadore

tuna
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 07:34:08 PM
Quote from: pompetta on January 15, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
I feel dumber for reading this thread. 



















No.  Wait.  I just feel dumber.   :P

it's what I do

lowering IQ's one thread at a time

soon.... you will all be as me

dumb as a box-o-roxs

[laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 07:41:02 PM
I just find it sad  that

people post pics of bikes

other people post opinions of those bikes

and in that......

drama is created.

if a person cannot handle criticism in a public forum.... stick to posting pics on your refrigerator

and if you see something ya don't like.....,geez do ya walk down the street tell'n everybody they suck to their face like you have tourettes?



lighten up people...... this here is a fun zone
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Got Duc on January 15, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
you should have went to the front of the class when the teacher said to..  ;D
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Gus Duc on January 15, 2009, 08:41:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 07:34:08 PM
it's what I do

lowering IQ's one thread at a time

soon.... you will all be as me

dumb as a box-o-roxs

[laugh]

You're a certified genius by Bako standards........ I bet if you asked the fair citizens of Bako what "Misogyny" meant it would take you weeks to get the correct answer [laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 15, 2009, 10:20:47 PM
I post pics to laugh at the responses [laugh] [laugh]

As for sharing I will never share foodstuffs, but my wife..................... ;D
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
Can we also ban these words:

Trousers

Underpants

Sneakers

I hate when people over 5 years old use these words.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Oldfisti on January 18, 2009, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
Can we also ban these words:

Trousers

Underpants

Sneakers

I hate when people over 5 years old use these words.


Don't get all butt-hurt because the trousers you're wearing have got your underwear riding into the unknown! Ditch those tight shoes and get some comfy sneakers.































                                                                                                                                                                                                           ;D [laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Oldfisti on January 18, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
P.S.       I never said I was over 5 years old!   [cheeky]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: alfisti on January 18, 2009, 08:39:02 PM

Don't get all butt-hurt because the trousers you're wearing have got your underpants riding into the unknown! Ditch those tight shoes and get some comfy sneakers.



                                                                                                                                                                                                         ;D [laugh]

I fixed it for you. But seriously, whenever I profess my hatred of these words that is almost the exact sentence that is soon to follow.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 18, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
No more discussions of Federal emissions or motorcycle safety laws (Nate says so)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827)
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: MadDuck on January 18, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Well just what the frick is wrong with sneakers? Huh? Huh? That's better than tennis shoes 'cause most people that wear tennis shoes don't play tennis.  Better than running shoes for the same type of reason.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: cloud2blue on January 18, 2009, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
Can we also ban these words:

Trousers

Underpants

Sneakers

I hate when people over 5 years old use these words.

And what could you possibly have against trousers? Being of Irish descent I might be a little biased, but given the alternative, I feel it's allowed.

How could anyone prefer the word pants?

You know pants comes from pantaloons which comes from Pantalone, a reoccurring character in commedia dell'arte who always wore a outer garment which covered the leg from waist to ankle usually having straps passing under the instep. He was a dotard, an old buffoon, a joke.

Such a tinny word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFj72MV0f0
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
Why don't I like them? Because I don't. So there  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 05:41:29 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 18, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
No more discussions of Federal emissions or motorcycle safety laws (Nate says so)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827)
He's becoming a drama queen in his old age. [roll] ;D

...and way to take it out of context. [thumbsup]

.

Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2009, 08:26:51 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 05:41:29 AM
He's becoming a drama queen in his old age. [roll] ;D

...and way to take it out of context. [thumbsup]

hey, you'rte the one pulling a DML! 

no drama here.. and stop following me!
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 08:51:47 AM
speaking of old guys,........ somebody adjust the noobs font size selector  switch

I cant read the small  stuff in my advanced years.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: somegirl on January 19, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 08:51:47 AM
speaking of old guys,........ somebody adjust the noobs font size selector  switch

I cant read the small  stuff in my advanced years.

If you use Firefox you can easily override their font settings.

Go to Tools > Options and select the "Content" tab.

In the Fonts & Colors section there is an "Advanced" button.

There you can set a minimum font size, and you can also choose to override the fonts set by the webpage.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
Quote from: somegirl on January 19, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
If you use Firefox you can easily override their font settings.

Go to Tools > Options and select the "Content" tab.

In the Fonts & Colors section there is an "Advanced" button.

There you can set a minimum font size, and you can also choose to override the fonts set by the webpage.


will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: somegirl on January 19, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]

Maybe the next version. [cheeky] [laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 09:17:59 AM
FTR...... I like the lawman ;)

He's no Harvey Birdman..... but he be ok none the less.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]

only my wife and the girl at the massage parlour can do that
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 19, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
only my wife and the girl at the massage parlour can do that

[laugh]

as a tag team?
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2009, 09:56:11 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
[laugh]

as a tag team?

yes but that costs extra!
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: herm on January 19, 2009, 01:12:53 PM
lets have no more discussion (or pictures) of care bears.
i hate the little creatures...
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2009, 01:17:47 PM
Quote from: herm on January 19, 2009, 01:12:53 PM
lets have no more discussion (or pictures) of care bears.
i hate the little creatures...

philistine.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: herm on January 19, 2009, 01:22:05 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 19, 2009, 01:17:47 PM
philistine.

granted...
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 19, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 19, 2009, 09:56:11 AM
yes but that costs extra!

who doesn't love a happy ending?
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on January 19, 2009, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 19, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
who doesn't love a happy ending?
I, for one, am offended.















Not really.


Oh, OK, not at all.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: DCXCV on January 19, 2009, 03:29:21 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
for those not following along at home...... beer is code word for OPINIONS

Quote from: Gus Duc on January 15, 2009, 07:05:51 PM
I'm following along just fine but what is "Tea" code name for ???

Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
Tea rhymes with pee

So people shouldn't "tea" on other people's "beer"? 

Makes sense to me.

[coffee]+ [drink]= :-X
[bacon]+ [drink]= [bow_down]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: FatguyRacer on January 19, 2009, 03:30:04 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
Tea rhymes with pee

nuff said

Yeah, but beer rhymes with queer.

Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: KnightofNi on January 19, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
I prefer.... "not my bottle of beer"

I share my beer.

for those not following along at home...... beer is code word for OPINIONS


you keep your opinions in a bottle?  ???
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 04:57:07 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 19, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
you keep your opinions in a bottle?  ???

I'm sending out an SOS.... i'm sendin out an SOS
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 19, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 04:57:07 PM
I'm sending out an SOS.... i'm sendin out an SOS

thanks for putting Sting's voice in my head  >:(
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2009, 05:11:33 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 19, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
thanks for putting Sting's voice in my head  >:(

First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect


[laugh]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: KnightofNi on January 19, 2009, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 04:57:07 PM
I'm sending out an SOS.... i'm sendin out an SOS

i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
opinion in a bottle....
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: COWBOY on January 19, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
how can we be on page three and no one has mentioned


boobies.


I happen to be very accommodating with respect to pictures of and opinions about boobies but others not so much...
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: DoubleEagle on January 19, 2009, 06:45:06 PM
Blather I say....Blather.           Dolph     
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Mother on January 19, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
pop rocks and oral sex with a midget
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Statler on January 19, 2009, 06:54:45 PM
give or receive?  makes a difference.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Howie on January 19, 2009, 08:36:34 PM
Quote from: COWBOY on January 19, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
how can we be on page three and no one has mentioned


boobies.


I happen to be very accommodating with respect to pictures of and opinions about boobies but others not so much...

Because we are not supposed to discuss them.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: KopfjÀger on January 19, 2009, 08:42:38 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 19, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
pop rocks and oral sex with a midget

Oh damn....too many comment's.  :-X
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: herm on January 19, 2009, 08:44:45 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 19, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
pop rocks and oral sex with a midget

how about anal and licorice whips?
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: herm on January 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
WWSDD?
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Quote from: herm on January 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
WWSDD?
get all pissy about something and not show up for months.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: herm on January 19, 2009, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
get all pissy about something and not show up for months.

its not to be discussed lucy...
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: herm on January 19, 2009, 08:54:10 PM
its not to be discussed lucy...
whatever
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 19, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
pop rocks and oral sex with a midget

a midget named Adolph...

... who is receiving, not giving.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: COWBOY on January 19, 2009, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: howie on January 19, 2009, 08:36:34 PM
Because we are not supposed to discuss them.

hence the name of the thread "things not to be discussed.....
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 19, 2009, 10:06:43 PM
Barack Obama :o
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: sno_duc on January 19, 2009, 11:12:31 PM
4 pages and no one has mentioned:
Excessive chrome, flames, ghost flames,skulls,sissy bars,hiwaypegs,or ape hangers installed on any motorcycle built in  [bow_down] Italy.


Yes I agree on small font sizes if you're going to make a pointed comment, make it loud and proud so we all can enjoy.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: rgramjet on January 20, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
Quote from: sno_duc on January 19, 2009, 11:12:31 PM
4 pages and no one has mentioned:
Excessive chrome, flames, ghost flames,skulls,sissy bars,hiwaypegs,or ape hangers installed on any motorcycle built in  [bow_down] Italy.



Define "excessive".
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: DCXCV on January 20, 2009, 07:33:19 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 20, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
Define "excessive".

  [laugh][clap]

[popcorn]
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: lauramonster on January 20, 2009, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: Mother on January 19, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
pop rocks and oral sex with a midget

he said 'with' not 'from' therefore he's giving

:o
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: sno_duc on January 20, 2009, 08:57:37 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 20, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
Define "excessive".

Excessive chrome= installing dodads that serve no useful function other than adding to the square footage of chromed surfaces.
Chrome plated parts that serve a useful purpose (pipes, tanks, mirrors, levers,........) is a matter of personal choice.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: lauramonster on January 20, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: sno_duc on January 20, 2009, 08:57:37 AM
Excessive chrome= installing dodads that serve no useful function other than adding to the square footage of chromed surfaces.

It's useful. 

the man sees it as enlarging his penis (more chrome = bigger penis).

the woman knows the amount of chrome is inversely proportionate to the size of his penis.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: Lance Goodthrust on January 20, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
I used to know a guy whose doodads served no useful function. Poor guy.
Title: Re: Things not to be discussed on the DMF (future tense)
Post by: rgramjet on January 20, 2009, 10:20:58 AM
Quote from: lauramonster on January 20, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
It's useful. 

the man sees it as enlarging his penis (more chrome = bigger penis).

the woman knows the amount of chrome is inversely proportionate to the size of his penis.

My chrome tank makes Boobies look huge!

Hm, I wonder what finishes relate to the size of a womans vagina?  They come in all sizes too.... [evil]