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Started by Grampa, January 15, 2009, 07:01:00 PM

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Lance Goodthrust

#15
January 18, 2009, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: alfisti on January 18, 2009, 08:39:02 PM

Don't get all butt-hurt because the trousers you're wearing have got your underpants riding into the unknown! Ditch those tight shoes and get some comfy sneakers.



                                                                                                                                                                                                         ;D [laugh]

I fixed it for you. But seriously, whenever I profess my hatred of these words that is almost the exact sentence that is soon to follow.

ducatiz

#16
January 18, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
No more discussions of Federal emissions or motorcycle safety laws (Nate says so)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

MadDuck

#17
January 18, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Well just what the frick is wrong with sneakers? Huh? Huh? That's better than tennis shoes 'cause most people that wear tennis shoes don't play tennis.  Better than running shoes for the same type of reason.  [cheeky]
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

cloud2blue

#18
January 18, 2009, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
Can we also ban these words:

Trousers

Underpants

Sneakers

I hate when people over 5 years old use these words.

And what could you possibly have against trousers? Being of Irish descent I might be a little biased, but given the alternative, I feel it's allowed.

How could anyone prefer the word pants?

You know pants comes from pantaloons which comes from Pantalone, a reoccurring character in commedia dell'arte who always wore a outer garment which covered the leg from waist to ankle usually having straps passing under the instep. He was a dotard, an old buffoon, a joke.

Such a tinny word.

Lance Goodthrust

#19
January 18, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
Why don't I like them? Because I don't. So there  [cheeky]

ducpainter

#20
January 19, 2009, 05:41:29 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 18, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
No more discussions of Federal emissions or motorcycle safety laws (Nate says so)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17778.msg318827#msg318827
He's becoming a drama queen in his old age. [roll] ;D

...and way to take it out of context. [thumbsup]

.

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#21
January 19, 2009, 08:26:51 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 19, 2009, 05:41:29 AM
He's becoming a drama queen in his old age. [roll] ;D

...and way to take it out of context. [thumbsup]

hey, you'rte the one pulling a DML! 

no drama here.. and stop following me!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#22
January 19, 2009, 08:51:47 AM
speaking of old guys,........ somebody adjust the noobs font size selector  switch

I cant read the small  stuff in my advanced years.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

somegirl

#23
January 19, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 08:51:47 AM
speaking of old guys,........ somebody adjust the noobs font size selector  switch

I cant read the small  stuff in my advanced years.

If you use Firefox you can easily override their font settings.

Go to Tools > Options and select the "Content" tab.

In the Fonts & Colors section there is an "Advanced" button.

There you can set a minimum font size, and you can also choose to override the fonts set by the webpage.
Need help posting pictures?  Check out the photo FAQ.

Grampa

#24
January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
Quote from: somegirl on January 19, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
If you use Firefox you can easily override their font settings.

Go to Tools > Options and select the "Content" tab.

In the Fonts & Colors section there is an "Advanced" button.

There you can set a minimum font size, and you can also choose to override the fonts set by the webpage.


will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

somegirl

#25
January 19, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]

Maybe the next version. [cheeky] [laugh]
Need help posting pictures?  Check out the photo FAQ.

Grampa

#26
January 19, 2009, 09:17:59 AM
FTR...... I like the lawman ;)

He's no Harvey Birdman..... but he be ok none the less.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#27
January 19, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
will it override a pissy tizzy?    [laugh]

only my wife and the girl at the massage parlour can do that
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#28
January 19, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 19, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
only my wife and the girl at the massage parlour can do that

[laugh]

as a tag team?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#29
January 19, 2009, 09:56:11 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 19, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
[laugh]

as a tag team?

yes but that costs extra!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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