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Title: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Jarvicious on February 18, 2009, 02:48:40 PM
...you come home from work and you had such a shitty day that all you want to eat is leftover pineapple, some herb croutons, and shredded cheese washed down with 3+ fingers of bourbon.  I need a new job.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: superjohn on February 18, 2009, 03:07:54 PM
I'm there with you brutha. A couple of pitas and some bourbon doesn't cure the problem, but I got no energy for much else.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Sinister on February 18, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
I remember those days.  Mine was cheese quesadillas...lots of them.  I would also brown an entire pound of hamburger...and eat it.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Jarvicious on February 18, 2009, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: Sinister on February 18, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
snip.......  I would also brown an entire pound of hamburger...and eat it.

Ok, that actually put me in a better mood.  ;D.  I would totally do that.....if I actually had anything other than cheese and croutons.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: wbeck257 on February 18, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Shit, I do that...
Dinner tonight was two apples and a shot of vodka.


I'm not even single,
My girlfriend is just make the beast with two backsing lazy.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: DY on February 18, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
chocolate chip cookies for dinner, at least once a week.  Too Effin tired and lazy to cook anything.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: erkishhorde on February 19, 2009, 08:35:08 AM
Quote from: wbeck257 on February 18, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Shit, I do that...
Dinner tonight was two apples and a shot of vodka.


I'm not even single,
My girlfriend is just make the beast with two backsing lazy.

Is she the only one that's lazy?  [roll] :P
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: the_Journeyman on February 19, 2009, 08:38:04 AM
When...

You rebuild a 1977 Suzuki TS185 in the dining room
You park the M750 in the same dining room so it will start on really cold morning

JM
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: MendoDave on February 19, 2009, 08:49:33 AM
When you rebuild a transmission from a Dodge Satellite on the coffee Table, & your room mate sleeps on a pool table in the other room.




( many years ago)
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: DoubleEagle on February 19, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
You breakup with the g/f so that you can buy a new bike.    Dolph
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: swampduc on February 19, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on February 19, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
You breakup with the g/f so that you can buy a new bike.    Dolph
Done that, but she was a fiancee -  long time ago  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Quote from: swampduc on February 19, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
Done that, but she was a fiancee -  long time ago  ;D

Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 19, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


my fridge has nothing but beer, and... a stick of butter, I think.

shame, since I actually can, and enjoy, cooking. I just don't cook for myself at home. at all.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: swampduc on February 19, 2009, 03:37:42 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.
Hey, listen, you...



oh, yeah  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Speedbag on February 19, 2009, 03:42:44 PM
....you can build a custom bike in your kitchen and nobody cares.

(yep, did my first one that way)
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Buckethead on February 19, 2009, 04:18:18 PM
...your friends marvel at the fact that you're bringing home groceries and nowhere in the bag is there a "flat" of Ramen.

...your mom asks you how big the fridge in your new place is and you tell her "It's 3 cases wide, and I've got shelf space for 6, plus the door and crisper."

Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Turf on February 19, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
2 disassembled motorcycles in my apt

fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

Pirelli banner hanging from the ceiling

I've more helmets than I have eating utensils

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

The heads from a 620 are in my bathtub being cleaned

tequila is a meal

being a bachelor isn't all bad  ;D


Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Buckethead on February 19, 2009, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on February 19, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
being a bachelor isn't all bad  ;D

Amen, brutha.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Chchadder on February 19, 2009, 05:29:32 PM
...you can't fit the bike in your living room because the TV is too big.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: mitt on February 19, 2009, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on February 19, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
2 disassembled motorcycles in my apt

fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

Pirelli banner hanging from the ceiling

I've more helmets than I have eating utensils

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

The heads from a 620 are in my bathtub being cleaned

tequila is a meal

being a bachelor isn't all bad  ;D




You sound like one of my friends here who is a single Ducati guy...

I went to his condo with my wife and daughter - we walked in, and I told my daughter, this is what daddy's house would look like without you and mommy.  The wife just rolled her head.

mitt
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 19, 2009, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on February 19, 2009, 04:18:18 PM
...your mom asks you how big the fridge in your new place is and you tell her "It's 3 cases wide, and I've got shelf space for 6, plus the door and crisper."

[laugh]

Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on February 19, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

tequila is a meal

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Quote from: mitt on February 19, 2009, 05:36:59 PM
this is what daddy's house would look like without you and mommy. 
[bow_down]
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Chchadder on February 19, 2009, 06:00:47 PM
Your most recent purchase of the most necessary piece of bling for your Monster didn't have to go through the appropriations committee.
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: optiato on February 20, 2009, 08:37:48 AM
You have a muscle car, Ducati, gun collection, $500 compound bow, beer.... and all you do it play xbox... with various parts for various things strewn about that you'll get to later.

But at least you have the money for it!
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: Speedbag on February 21, 2009, 09:19:07 AM
Quote from: optiato on February 20, 2009, 08:37:48 AM
You have a muscle car, Ducati, gun collection, $500 compound bow, beer.... and all you do it play xbox... with various parts for various things strewn about that you'll get to later.

But at least you have the money for it!

All I'm missing is the XBox. Wifey's not so bad.  :)
Title: Re: You know you're a single guy when......
Post by: DoubleEagle on February 21, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
You send your live-in g/f  (who you met at OU ), packing back to Greenwich, Conn. so that you can buy a new TR-6 sports car (in 1971 ) .

Not the last time this scenario has happened . Dolph