You know you're a single guy when......

[Buckethead]

...your friends marvel at the fact that you're bringing home groceries and nowhere in the bag is there a "flat" of Ramen.

...your mom asks you how big the fridge in your new place is and you tell her "It's 3 cases wide, and I've got shelf space for 6, plus the door and crisper."

[Turf]

2 disassembled motorcycles in my apt

fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

Pirelli banner hanging from the ceiling

I've more helmets than I have eating utensils

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

The heads from a 620 are in my bathtub being cleaned

tequila is a meal

being a bachelor isn't all bad 

[Buckethead]

being a bachelor isn't all bad 

Amen, brutha.

[Chchadder]

...you can't fit the bike in your living room because the TV is too big.

[mitt]

2 disassembled motorcycles in my apt

fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

Pirelli banner hanging from the ceiling

I've more helmets than I have eating utensils

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

The heads from a 620 are in my bathtub being cleaned

tequila is a meal

being a bachelor isn't all bad 

You sound like one of my friends here who is a single Ducati guy...

I went to his condo with my wife and daughter - we walked in, and I told my daughter, this is what daddy's house would look like without you and mommy.  The wife just rolled her head.

mitt

[teddy037.2]

...your mom asks you how big the fridge in your new place is and you tell her "It's 3 cases wide, and I've got shelf space for 6, plus the door and crisper."

fridge has half a stick of butter, beer and something that smells funny in a bag

My landlord is unaware of the holes in the walls caused bow and arrow I found

tequila is a meal

this is what daddy's house would look like without you and mommy. 

[Chchadder]

Your most recent purchase of the most necessary piece of bling for your Monster didn't have to go through the appropriations committee.

[optiato]

You have a muscle car, Ducati, gun collection, $500 compound bow, beer.... and all you do it play xbox... with various parts for various things strewn about that you'll get to later.

But at least you have the money for it!

[Speedbag]

You have a muscle car, Ducati, gun collection, $500 compound bow, beer.... and all you do it play xbox... with various parts for various things strewn about that you'll get to later.

But at least you have the money for it!

All I'm missing is the XBox. Wifey's not so bad. 

[DoubleEagle]

You send your live-in g/f  (who you met at OU ), packing back to Greenwich, Conn. so that you can buy a new TR-6 sports car (in 1971 ) .

Not the last time this scenario has happened . Dolph