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Started by Jarvicious, February 18, 2009, 02:48:40 PM

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Jarvicious

February 18, 2009, 02:48:40 PM
...you come home from work and you had such a shitty day that all you want to eat is leftover pineapple, some herb croutons, and shredded cheese washed down with 3+ fingers of bourbon.  I need a new job.
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

superjohn

#1
February 18, 2009, 03:07:54 PM
I'm there with you brutha. A couple of pitas and some bourbon doesn't cure the problem, but I got no energy for much else.

Sinister

#2
February 18, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
I remember those days.  Mine was cheese quesadillas...lots of them.  I would also brown an entire pound of hamburger...and eat it.
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Jarvicious

#3
February 18, 2009, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: Sinister on February 18, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
snip.......  I would also brown an entire pound of hamburger...and eat it.

Ok, that actually put me in a better mood.  ;D.  I would totally do that.....if I actually had anything other than cheese and croutons.
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

wbeck257

#4
February 18, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Shit, I do that...
Dinner tonight was two apples and a shot of vodka.


I'm not even single,
My girlfriend is just make the beast with two backsing lazy.
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DY

#5
February 18, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
chocolate chip cookies for dinner, at least once a week.  Too Effin tired and lazy to cook anything.

erkishhorde

#6
February 19, 2009, 08:35:08 AM
Quote from: wbeck257 on February 18, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Shit, I do that...
Dinner tonight was two apples and a shot of vodka.


I'm not even single,
My girlfriend is just make the beast with two backsing lazy.

Is she the only one that's lazy?  [roll] :P
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the_Journeyman

#7
February 19, 2009, 08:38:04 AM
When...

You rebuild a 1977 Suzuki TS185 in the dining room
You park the M750 in the same dining room so it will start on really cold morning

JM
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MendoDave

#8
February 19, 2009, 08:49:33 AM
When you rebuild a transmission from a Dodge Satellite on the coffee Table, & your room mate sleeps on a pool table in the other room.




( many years ago)

DoubleEagle

#9
February 19, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
You breakup with the g/f so that you can buy a new bike.    Dolph
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swampduc

#10
February 19, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on February 19, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
You breakup with the g/f so that you can buy a new bike.    Dolph
Done that, but she was a fiancee -  long time ago  ;D
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Popeye the Sailor

#11
February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Quote from: swampduc on February 19, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
Done that, but she was a fiancee -  long time ago  ;D

Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.
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teddy037.2

#12
February 19, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


my fridge has nothing but beer, and... a stick of butter, I think.

shame, since I actually can, and enjoy, cooking. I just don't cook for myself at home. at all.

swampduc

#13
February 19, 2009, 03:37:42 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
Breaking up with a girl, for any reason, is not something a single guy does.


F for reading comprehension.
Hey, listen, you...



oh, yeah  ;D
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Speedbag

#14
February 19, 2009, 03:42:44 PM
....you can build a custom bike in your kitchen and nobody cares.

(yep, did my first one that way)
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