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Title: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 12, 2009, 06:45:52 PM
Also known as "We're make the beast with two backsing stuck."


So Mother and I decide to go out and have some fun with the guns. I'm super excited cause it'll be the first time I get to play with my shiny new HMR .17. So we head down the mountain a little ways and on to a back road on the side of another mountain.

The road (if you can call it that) narrows into one lane on the side of the hill and is covered in about a foot of snow. We're in his tricked out Jeep so I think nothing of it. Then he decided to slow down cause it was a getting a little treacherous. Bad idea.

As soon as the Jeep lost forward momentum, we slid into the side of the hill and into a ditch about 2 feet deep on the passenger side. So now I'm stuck in the jeep against a wall of snow and Mother's trying to rock us out of the ditch. I start having visions of the tires catching and us flying over the edge on the other side of the road so I climb out via the driver's side. I want no part in rolling down a hill, even if there's a roll cage involved.

About 30 minutes and one clutch later, we got the Jeep out. Talk about an adventure.

Delayed in a Ditch:
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586177_5435503.jpg)

The aftermath:
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586175_6429670.jpg)

Victory:
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586174_2400316.jpg)

Hard to see in this picture but I got mud and dirty snow thrown all over me by the spinning tires.
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586172_5802430.jpg)


Welcome to Oregon.   ;D
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: NAKID on March 12, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 12, 2009, 06:45:52 PM

Delayed in a Ditch:
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586177_5435503.jpg)


Nice finger...
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 12, 2009, 06:52:00 PM
Open dif's blow
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 12, 2009, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 12, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
Nice finger...

oops
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Slide Panda on March 12, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
Moms needs a locking dif and a cable come-along... I know what Jbubble's getttin' him for b-days!
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 12, 2009, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: yuu on March 12, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
Moms needs a locking dif and a cable come-along... I know what Jbubble's getttin' him for b-days!

What I find rather silly about this is

sitting at my parents pad in the basement are:

Dana 44 Font axle, Double walled w/ 4.88's, a spool, and locking hubs
Dana 44 Rear axle, Double walled w/4.88's, and an ARB
4 1/2" Rubi Exp long-arm kit
4-1 NP 241
Beadlock wheels
Hydraulic steering assist
and
a Warn 8274

All waiting for shop time to install on my TJ

and i keep stuffing it into ditches while I wait

I have a nice new dent too  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Got Duc on March 12, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
Air Locker?
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 12, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on March 12, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
Air Locker?

ARB = Air Locker

I need 2 of them

but

Most of the parts and all of the set-up/welding are a gift from my pops so I will get what is given to me and be happy with it

at least until i is rich
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Got Duc on March 12, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
Ahhhh

did not see the ARB above.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 12, 2009, 08:11:07 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 12, 2009, 06:52:00 PM
Open dif's blow

Oh don't get grumpy. You were grinnin ear to ear the whole time.

Well, except maybe when the clutch started smoking.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: River on March 12, 2009, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 12, 2009, 08:11:07 PM
Oh don't get grumpy. You were grinnin ear to ear the whole time.

Well, except maybe when the clutch started smoking.

[laugh]

Hi Jess!
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: derby on March 12, 2009, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 12, 2009, 06:45:52 PM

Hard to see in this picture but I got mud and dirty snow thrown all over me by the spinning tires.


shoulda stayed in the jeep.  ;D
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 12, 2009, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: River on March 12, 2009, 08:18:13 PM
[laugh]

Hi Jess!

Hi!! I played in the mud and snow today!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D


Quote from: derby on March 12, 2009, 08:19:45 PM
shoulda stayed in the jeep.  ;D

Shush you.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: erkishhorde on March 12, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
Huh.. That's odd... I don't see any tracks going to the jeep... Did you slide straight sideways? I'm not familiar with this white thing called snow. :P
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 12, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on March 12, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
Huh.. That's odd... I don't see any tracks going to the jeep... Did you slide straight sideways? I'm not familiar with this white thing called snow. :P

Yep, the pic is deceiving, the road has a pretty significant slant to the pass side

as soon as I let off the throttle, in we went.

and at that point I think i had already backed up a fair distance

but

couldn't get any grip to get out
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: TiNi on March 13, 2009, 03:28:27 AM
now that's an adventure!!!
glad you made it out ok, you two :)

so... did you go shooting after?
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 13, 2009, 05:22:35 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 12, 2009, 07:10:38 PM
What I find rather silly about this is

sitting at my parents pad in the basement are:

Dana 44 Font axle, Double walled w/ 4.88's, a spool, and locking hubs
Dana 44 Rear axle, Double walled w/4.88's, and an ARB
4 1/2" Rubi Exp long-arm kit
4-1 NP 241
Beadlock wheels
Hydraulic steering assist
and
a Warn 8274

All waiting for shop time to install on my TJ

and i keep stuffing it into ditches while I wait

I have a nice new dent too  [thumbsup]



You will hate yourself if you put a spool in the frontend.  Get another ARB.  Im running detroits in mine. 
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: KnightofNi on March 13, 2009, 06:39:07 AM
now where is that other pic of a white jeep stuck in a ditch?

wasn't that in the PNW as well? only that time it was water instead of snow.

i think mom has a strange attraction to ditches.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 13, 2009, 07:10:02 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 13, 2009, 03:28:27 AM
now that's an adventure!!!
glad you made it out ok, you two :)

so... did you go shooting after?

Nope, didn't get to go shooting. The sun was going down and it was getting cold quickly. We were already really cold cause we had to sit there a while and let the engine cool after overheating it. So we started heading back.

Maybe next week sometime if he's feeling better.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: somegirl on March 13, 2009, 07:25:09 AM
Glad you guys made it out ok! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Sinister on March 13, 2009, 08:26:43 AM
Quote from: JBubble on March 12, 2009, 06:45:52 PM
I'm super excited cause it'll be the first time I get to play with my shiny new HMR .17.

A gun is not a toy.  You were being punished...and prevented from shooting your eye out. ;)
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Grampa on March 13, 2009, 08:45:45 AM
how our day in the hills was spent yesterday

yours
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586177_5435503.jpg)

mine
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/010-3.jpg?t=1236958975)


did I mention there is a firestation just up the hill , and a shooting range just down the hill [laugh]

you guys should come back
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 13, 2009, 08:47:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2009, 08:45:45 AM
how our day in the hills was spent yesterday

yours
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2666/213/83/7202497/n7202497_32586177_5435503.jpg)

mine
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/010-3.jpg?t=1236958975)


did I mention there is a firestation just up the hill , and a shooting range just down the hill [laugh]

:'(

i miss my bike
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Grampa on March 13, 2009, 08:50:12 AM
as soon as Nick has it done..... I can get it up to Sacramento [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: DCXCV on March 13, 2009, 09:27:44 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 13, 2009, 05:22:35 AM

You will hate yourself if you put a spool in the frontend.  Get another ARB.  Im running detroits in mine. 

^ what he said.  Spool front and ARB rear is just silly backasswards.  Well, unless turning isn't a priority?
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 13, 2009, 10:27:56 AM
Must have been those round headlights. [evil]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Bigbore4 on March 13, 2009, 12:50:58 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 13, 2009, 03:28:27 AM
<snip> so... did you go shooting after? <snip>

<please visualize a cartoon by WWII cartoonist Bill Mauldin of the GI putting down his trusty jeep with a Govt Model 45>

Got fed up with photo bucket, the pic posting process, and our workplace lack of bandwidth to do same.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: NAKID on March 13, 2009, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: Bigbore4 on March 13, 2009, 12:50:58 PM
<please visualize a cartoon by WWII cartoonist Bill Mauldin of the GI putting down his trusty jeep with a Govt Model 45>

http://nielsenhayden.com/electrolite/tissues.gif (http://nielsenhayden.com/electrolite/tissues.gif)
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 13, 2009, 06:44:55 PM
You'll really enjoy that 17 HMR. Its a great little round. Squirrels go boom at 200 yards.  [evil]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 13, 2009, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 13, 2009, 06:44:55 PM
You'll really enjoy that 17 HMR. Its a great little round. Squirrels go boom at 200 yards.  [evil]

Yeah, Mother has one thats a bit more modified than mine. He let me shoot it and I was hooked. So I was saving up to get one and surprise! I got one for a Christmas-Valentines Day-Birthday present. Yay!

Good news, clutch on the jeep seems ok.

I wish I had taken better pictures. The carnage was worse than it appears in the pics. A is where we started. B is how far forward we went in the ditch before getting out. In the first pic I posted, where I'm standing is about ten feet further then how far back the car went.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3352952078_412afce97e.jpg?v=0)

My response as we were sliding into the hill? "Um, stop stop stop!!"

His response once we realized we were kinda stuck? "Huh. Thats interesting."
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: bigiain on March 13, 2009, 08:37:01 PM
A somewhat too closely related link I just came across:

http://outside.away.com/outside/magazine/0197/9701fefreez.html (http://outside.away.com/outside/magazine/0197/9701fefreez.html)

big (Yet more proof to me that anywhere that freezes is uninhabitable by sane humans)
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 13, 2009, 09:26:24 PM
I would be right there with everyone on the spool issue. I thought my pops was nuts when he put that combo in his wheeler...but it works really well. it will most def' change on-highway driving characteristics, but that is what the old school locking hubs are for
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: red baron on March 13, 2009, 09:58:11 PM
 [laugh]


"it was getting cold"


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: herm on March 13, 2009, 10:29:59 PM
shoulda had a landcruiser   [roll]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 13, 2009, 10:39:58 PM
Quote from: herm on March 13, 2009, 10:29:59 PM
shoulda had a landcruiser   [roll]



[roll]

Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 13, 2009, 11:36:09 PM
Ha! a land cruiser would still be in the ditch. jeeps trump all
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 14, 2009, 03:59:53 AM
Dude, before I became a Porsche tech I used to build Jeeps. Toss the spool. You WILL regret it and so will your steering. If you don't want to pop for a full on ARB or Detroit for the front then just toss in a Lock Right. They work good in a front axle but suck in a rear. Didn't you say you were running 44s front and rear?  If anything put the spool out back and run the ARB up front.  It will still bring the suck but won't be as bad as having the spool up front. I won't talk to you anymore and will only say mean things behind your back if you put that spool up front. You would need full hydro steering just to turn the wheel but the jeep will still want to go straight. I had a customer that wanted me to put one in a buggy for him. He broke front axles every time he went out after that. Then I put in a Detroit and all was good. Go with the lock right in the front if your concerned with cost.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 14, 2009, 04:33:57 AM
a spool in the front can be disengaged via the hubs for 2-wheel on-highway, in the rear it is just locked in all the time causing the front to push...regardless of which end it goes in, it is going to suck. I need  pair of ARBs. anyone want to give me 2 grand?
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 14, 2009, 04:47:30 AM
isn't the lock-right the one that pops and snaps like an old hooker's knees when it engages/disengages?
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: herm on March 14, 2009, 06:11:40 AM
Quote from: JBubble on March 13, 2009, 10:39:58 PM


[roll]



dont roll your eyes at me woman............how would your audi have done?

































[cheeky]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Mother on March 14, 2009, 06:14:26 AM
it probably wouldn't have gone in the ditch...stupid thinking car hovers in place when you try to spin it out
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: TiNi on March 14, 2009, 06:49:07 AM
agreed.... the audi would have never gone in the ditch in the first place  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 14, 2009, 07:10:23 AM
Any automatic locker will click and pop sometimes. In the front, with hubs it is a non issue because you would be unlocking them anyway.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: herm on March 14, 2009, 08:54:17 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 14, 2009, 06:49:07 AM
agreed.... the audi would have never gone in the ditch in the first place  [thumbsup]

nor will it get out of your driveway with over 12 inches of snow under it (as my dad would/has complained)
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 14, 2009, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 14, 2009, 04:33:57 AM
a spool in the front can be disengaged via the hubs for 2-wheel on-highway, in the rear it is just locked in all the time causing the front to push...regardless of which end it goes in, it is going to suck. I need  pair of ARBs. anyone want to give me 2 grand?


Yeah it'll be just fine when you disengage the hubs for highway but I'm talking about when your out bouncing around in four wheel drive.  Even if its muddy as hell out the Jeep won't turn with the spool in front.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: NAKID on March 14, 2009, 10:18:43 AM
Quote from: herm on March 14, 2009, 08:54:17 AM
nor will it get out of your driveway with over 12 inches of snow under it (as my dad would/has complained)

My Touareg will! Don't forget guys, you CAN turn the ESP off and allow wheel slippage...
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: KnightofNi on March 14, 2009, 01:10:03 PM
i wouldn't have been in the ditch with the XR.

i also would have gotten out much quicker
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: El Matador on March 14, 2009, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 13, 2009, 11:36:09 PM
Ha! a land cruiser would still be in the ditch. jeeps trump all

Suuuuuure...


(http://www.funrace4x4.com/fotos/DSC_8219.jpg)

(http://www.funrace4x4.com/fotos/DSC_8402.jpg)
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 14, 2009, 02:03:39 PM
Guys I don't want to hear about what car will do better so please stop.

That's not what this thread was about. I just wanted to share a little bit of fun we had not argue about what woulda been better.

We own a jeep and an audi. Its not like we had another car to choose from.

We got outta the make the beast with two backsing ditch didn't we? And we had a good time doing it. That's what I wanted this thread to be about, not a pissing match or an advice thread.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 14, 2009, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 14, 2009, 02:03:39 PM
Guys I don't want to hear about what car will do better so please stop.

That's not what this thread was about. I just wanted to share a little bit of fun we had not argue about what woulda been better.

We own a jeep and an audi. Its not like we had another car to choose from.

We got outta the make the beast with two backsing ditch didn't we? And we had a good time doing it. That's what I wanted this thread to be about, not a pissing match or an advice thread.

So I shouldn't suggest putting 44's on the Audi?  :P
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: ducpainter on March 14, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
You really think you're going to stop them by saying please?

Silly silly girl.
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 14, 2009, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 14, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
You really think you're going to stop them by saying please?

Silly silly girl.

Yeah I know. I figured I'd at least give it a shot and see if people respected my request.

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 14, 2009, 03:01:46 PM
So I shouldn't suggest putting 44's on the Audi?  :P

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: herm on March 14, 2009, 03:31:45 PM
someone needs tougher skin [thumbsup]


its kind of like the little kids in the school yard.........they dont stop teasing until the target of the teasing stops caring about it.

and the heavier land cruiser never would have slid into the ditch in the first place [cheeky]
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: herm on March 14, 2009, 03:31:56 PM
couldnt resist........
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: El Matador on March 14, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
Quote from: herm on March 14, 2009, 03:31:45 PM
someone needs tougher skin [thumbsup]


its kind of like the little kids in the school yard.........they dont stop teasing until the target of the teasing stops caring about it.

and the heavier land cruiser never would have slid into the ditch in the first place [cheeky]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

agreed
Title: Re: Delayed in a Ditch
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 14, 2009, 03:45:28 PM
You guys are really pissing me off.

I ask for something simple and you simply can't do it.

you just couldn't be nice enough to just let it go and let me have my little thread without saying that we did shit wrong and we've got the wrong cars.

I'm locking this thread. I'm so tired of you guys.