Ok, for those interested in the history of this, look here first:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11391.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11391.0)
and here:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=606.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=606.0)
The First Annual (?) Bacon Olympics will be held at the First Annual West Coast D.I.M.B.Y. (here: http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17638.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17638.0))
In order to cover the costs of bacon, bacon, sick-bags, video processing and more bacon, we're asking for an entrance fee for those who wish to be contestants.
Entrance fees are as follows:
For the 2-minute 'stuff it in your face' : $5 ea.
For the 30-minute 'how big is your gut' : $10 ea.
For the ladies contest : free!
Please PM me with your preference. Payment due upon arrival to W.C.DIMBY.
No last minute change of hearts, K? (or any other organ!)
This......... sounds dangerous.........
This is gonna be great.
Please post pics.
Oh ! Please !
Oh!please!Oh!please!Oh!please!
Live coverage please!!
There will be pics... Video too! [bacon]
But sorry, no *live* coverage.
What are the prizes? Sure, the bacon is enough, but we need a trophy here.
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 28, 2009, 05:01:50 PM
What are the prizes? Sure, the bacon is enough, but we need a trophy here.
The prizes are:
1) Bragging rights!
2) A custom trophy.
3) Pepto-Bismol.
Get ready to puke.
It won't happen until quite a while after you're done eating it.
;)
maybe a Cath lab on stand-by...where is that vomit smilie?
[puke]
thank you tini... [puke]
once one contestant hurls.... [laugh]
(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sick/sick0006.gif)
so this one time
in an ambulance
this guy had meat fueled projectile vomit
and
it hit the ceiling and ricocheted onto my partner's head
[puke]
so did your partner hurl too?
there should be an extra bonus prize if the winner doesn't [puke]
or... if they do (hurl) they are disqualified ;D
How about side bets on who [puke] first?
And another side bet on longest [puke] distance.
;D
edit: We are talking [bow_down] real [bacon] not that stuff made fromTurkey?
Quote from: sno_duc on March 29, 2009, 03:53:13 PM
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edit: We are talking [bow_down] real [bacon] not that stuff made fromTurkey?
I don't think IZ_ is planning on attending. [evil]
NO turkey bacon.
NO other kinds of immitation bacon.
Just
real
bacon.
(and LOTS of it!)
dimby buckets aplenty
The Meaning Of Life - The Autumn Years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8#ws-lq2-hq-vhq)
Quote from: bobspapa on March 29, 2009, 05:18:52 PM
dimby buckets aplenty
The Meaning Of Life - The Autumn Years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8#ws-lq2-hq-vhq)
a bucket for monsieur...? [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
But sir, the bacon is only wafour-thin... [laugh]
Bueller?.......anyone.....
I suspect people are avoiding it as they fear I might enter.
Fear not people! I am unavailable! There should no worry of the bacon equivalent of Sammy Sosa playing home run derby against a group of 8 year old T-ball players. I will not be entering, so everyone else may have a chance of winning.
That should bring 'em in, Stu.