The *Official* Bacon-Olympics thread!

[Duck-Stew]

Ok, for those interested in the history of this, look here first:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11391.0

and here:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=606.0

The First Annual (?) Bacon Olympics will be held at the First Annual West Coast D.I.M.B.Y. (here: http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17638.0)

In order to cover the costs of bacon, bacon, sick-bags, video processing and more bacon, we're asking for an entrance fee for those who wish to be contestants.

Entrance fees are as follows:
For the 2-minute 'stuff it in your face' :   $5 ea.
For the 30-minute 'how big is your gut' : $10 ea.
For the ladies contest : free!

Please PM me with your preference.  Payment due upon arrival to W.C.DIMBY. 

No last minute change of hearts, K?    (or any other organ!)

[TiAvenger]

This......... sounds dangerous.........

[lauramonster]

This is gonna be great. 

Please post pics.

Oh ! Please !

Oh!please!Oh!please!Oh!please!

[Howie]

Live coverage please!!

[Duck-Stew]

There will be pics...  Video too! 

But sorry, no *live* coverage.

[Popeye the Sailor]

What are the prizes? Sure, the bacon is enough, but we need a trophy here.

[Duck-Stew]

What are the prizes? Sure, the bacon is enough, but we need a trophy here.

The prizes are:
1) Bragging rights!
2) A custom trophy.
3) Pepto-Bismol.

[Rameses]

Get ready to puke.

It won't happen until quite a while after you're done eating it.

[Mother]

maybe a Cath lab on stand-by...where is that vomit smilie?

[TiNi]

 

[Mother]

thank you tini...

[TiNi]

once one contestant hurls.... 

[TiNi]

[Mother]

so this one time

in an ambulance

this guy had meat fueled projectile vomit

and

it hit the ceiling and ricocheted onto my partner's head

[TiNi]

so did your partner hurl too?

there should be an extra bonus prize if the winner doesn't 
or... if they do (hurl) they are disqualified