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Title: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: krolik on May 06, 2009, 08:22:50 PM
Where's Toasty now?
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Grampa on May 06, 2009, 08:23:35 PM
I think Jud has him
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: IZ on May 06, 2009, 08:27:33 PM
Great!!  Toasty's in the midwest.  Who the hells gonna want to go there to pick him up?!

Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: herm on May 06, 2009, 08:28:45 PM
why dont you pick him up when you move to boston...
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 06, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
Or when you eventually run out of places to move, and end up in the midwest!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: IZ on May 06, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 06, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
Or when you eventually run out of places to move, and end up in the midwest!

I grew up there. 

Maybe Grifo will pick him up and bring him this way?  He needs a vacation!!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: TiNi on May 07, 2009, 04:18:08 AM
Quote from: IZ on May 06, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
Maybe Grifo will pick him up and bring him this way?  He needs a vacation!!

who? toasty or grifo?  ;D

he's been with cyrus since indy GP (almost 9 months) ... he is stranded in ohio.

someone should go get him!  [moto]
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2009, 04:46:07 AM
let the little bastid rot in Ohio.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2009, 05:07:02 AM
where in oh?  I could liberate toasty!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: metallimonster on May 07, 2009, 05:09:52 AM
Columbus (Dublin actually),  he wanted me to take it but I thought it was way to much responsibility. ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2009, 05:17:16 AM
Oh noes!  I think I'll be in Columbus this summer!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Buckethead on May 07, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
That's funny...

I remember offering to pick him up while I was driving through Ohio a couple of weeks ago.

Jud didn't seem too receptive. He seems to be rather attached to the little red bastid.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 07, 2009, 06:00:59 AM
Toasty has seen things in Ohio...terrible things. Things he doesn't want to let outside of the border of Ohio.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Howie on May 07, 2009, 06:06:32 AM
Poor little guy, held captive in Ohio :'(
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: rgramjet on May 07, 2009, 06:49:56 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on May 07, 2009, 06:00:59 AM
Toasty has seen things in Ohio...terrible things. Things he doesn't want to let outside of the border of Ohio.

Things he wouldn't understand......things he couldnt understand.....Things he Shouldn't understand....

Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2009, 07:05:03 AM
no worries..... toasty saw way worse when hang'n out with mother
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 07, 2009, 07:12:57 AM
Quote from: Ishmael (aka bp) on May 07, 2009, 07:05:03 AM
no worries..... toasty saw way worse when hang'n out with mother

Very true.

You know, we need a toaster in our new house....
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2009, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 07, 2009, 07:12:57 AM
Very true.

You know, we need a toaster in our new house....

many have forgotten about it..... but Toasty has an evil twin


and it resides in socal
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2009, 07:29:35 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 07, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
That's funny...

I remember offering to pick him up while I was driving through Ohio a couple of weeks ago.

Jud didn't seem too receptive. He seems to be rather attached to the little red bastid.

When did you PM me about that??????

Was that the message you sent me like 6 months ago.


I dont have any recent PM's from you.

I would gladly give him up. He is collecting dust on my mantle.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2009, 04:46:07 AM
let the little bastid rot in Ohio.

Toasty or Me?

;D
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Fox on May 07, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
I'm a little disabpointed that tosty did not make it to WCDIMBY. He could have met a lot of new folks who are fans of his. Sad to think all he was doing is collecting dust on a mantle.  :'(
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 07, 2009, 11:50:33 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 07, 2009, 06:49:56 AM
Things he wouldn't understand......things he Shouldn't understand....




Pee Wee's Big Adventure - I'm a rebel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvVqWqi36vE#lq-hq-vhq)


Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 07, 2009, 12:08:25 PM
someday i would like to think he would make it down to these parts.....
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Buckethead on May 07, 2009, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2009, 07:29:35 AM
When did you PM me about that??????

Was that the message you sent me like 6 months ago.


I dont have any recent PM's from you.

I would gladly give him up. He is collecting dust on my mantle.

Yeah, its been a while. I seem to remember you threatening to put him up on eBay.

Kind of a shame, too. I ended up stopping in Columbus on my way back east.

Oh, well.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2009, 02:18:13 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2009, 07:29:35 AM


Toasty or Me?

;D
When it works...

it works. [laugh]
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Mother on May 07, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: Ishmael (aka bp) on May 07, 2009, 07:05:03 AM
no worries..... toasty saw way worse when hang'n out with mother

I showed that little make the beast with two backser a good time

and

he hasn't even written

Cyrus is toasty's hell
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 07, 2009, 11:49:22 PM
If I had but known.

My in-laws live in Columbus.

Next visit, I'm coming to get him.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: rgramjet on May 08, 2009, 04:26:20 AM
Breaching Breaching!!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 08, 2009, 04:55:25 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 07, 2009, 12:47:54 PM
Yeah, its been a while. I seem to remember you threatening to put him up on eBay.

Kind of a shame, too. I ended up stopping in Columbus on my way back east.

Oh, well.

You should have PMed me, I would have gladly met you, had some beers, and passed on Toasty.


Don't worry, my threat to put him on Ebay is still there.

Do you think anyone would even bid on the 5,000,000.00 starting bid?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Quote from: Ol' Dirty Assed Buzzard on May 07, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Cyrus is toasty's hell

That is probably true, but the Toaster is smiling since he did make it to the Pits at the GP Race in Indy and even got to hang out on the famous bricks.

Maybe I'll post em
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ducpainter on May 08, 2009, 05:00:29 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 08, 2009, 04:55:25 AM


Do you think anyone would even bid on the 5,000,000.00 starting bid?


VS  ;)
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 08, 2009, 05:07:21 AM
Proof Toasty is alive and well.

However, it did scare Greta.

(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3469.jpg)
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3470.jpg)
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3471.jpg)
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: lauramonster on May 09, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
Toast's okay.  He knows what happens in Ohio stays in Ohio.   [cheeky]
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Mother on May 10, 2009, 04:34:39 AM
...and gets treated in California.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Howie on May 10, 2009, 06:07:46 AM
When Toasty was in New York he detoxed, enjoyed some Off Broadway Theater and fine dining and the Bronx Zoo. Yes, he did get kicked out of Bar Matchless, but other than that and an affair with an Italian toaster oven he enjoyed clean living and culture here in New York.  I shudder to think what trials and tribulations he is probably going through in Ohio.  Yeah, I know, he looks fine, but what about his mental health?
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: TiNi on May 10, 2009, 06:21:05 AM
he also looks kinda dirty  :-\
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Howie on May 10, 2009, 06:42:37 AM
Yeah, I looked again.  Kinda dirty, one of the signs of depression.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 10, 2009, 07:58:54 AM
Um......those are scratches and dents folks.

Hasn't this stupid thing by strapped on the back of people's bikes?


The toaster traveled from Indy back to Dublin in the trunk of my car and then onto my mantle.

Sorry I don't using a cleaning solvent on the toaster, it would take off the writings people have left.



Please, someone come get this make the beast with two backsing thing.

I am going to be in Hilton Head Island, SC in about 8 days.

Not going to be able to drop it off on the drive down, we are leaving at 10pm

Anyone close by is welcome to come by where we are staying, hit the beach, swim in our pool, drink some beers, and rid me of the Toaster.

Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: herm on May 10, 2009, 01:49:19 PM
post your travel rout home.... maybe there is a dmf'er who will meets you at their exit on the way home.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Ddan on May 10, 2009, 02:12:27 PM
Toasty rode back from a GP race in the trunk of a car and was then trapped in Ohio?  No wonder he looks dirty and depressed.
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 10, 2009, 02:49:15 PM
I heard toasty is addicted to ketamine  ???
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 10, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 10, 2009, 02:49:15 PM
I heard toasty is addicted to ketamine  ???

He is addicted to Khat
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: rgramjet on May 10, 2009, 07:04:20 PM
Somebody save that poor toaster!
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ducpainter on May 10, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
I can see Cyrus at 80 looking at that dusty old toaster...

on the mantle...

'cuz no one wanted to go to Ohio to get him. ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Grampa on May 10, 2009, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 10, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
I can see Cyrus at 80 looking at that dusty old toaster...

on the mantle...

'cuz no one wanted to go to Ohio to get him. ;D

is Ohio that bad?


or is it Jud?
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: ducpainter on May 10, 2009, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Ishmael (aka bp) on May 10, 2009, 07:10:58 PM
is Ohio that bad?


or is it Jud?
;D
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: NAKID on May 10, 2009, 07:25:58 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 08, 2009, 05:07:21 AM
Proof Toasty is alive and well.

However, it did scare Greta.

(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3469.jpg)
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3470.jpg)
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN3471.jpg)

How do we know those are recent pictures?
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: Howie on May 10, 2009, 09:47:46 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 10, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
He is addicted to Khat

And how did this happen?
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 11, 2009, 04:30:36 AM
Hey Cyrus, I live very close to Interstate 40 just inside NC.  Don't know if your travel route will take you along that route, but I'll happily start a "hillbilly tour" for Toasty ~

JM
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: TiNi on May 11, 2009, 04:32:59 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 11, 2009, 04:30:36 AM
<snip>

I'll happily start a "hillbilly tour" for Toasty ~

JM

[laugh]

just what toasty needs after being couped up in ohio

[laugh]

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: herm on May 11, 2009, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: howie on May 10, 2009, 09:47:46 PM
And how did this happen?

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ." HST
Title: Re: What happened to Toasty?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 11, 2009, 08:41:50 AM
Quote from: howie on May 10, 2009, 09:47:46 PM
And how did this happen?

Hang out on the East Side of Columbus with the Somali's  (yes, we actually do have a Khat problem here now, WTF?)