What happened to Toasty?

Started by krolik, May 06, 2009, 08:22:50 PM

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lauramonster

Toast's okay.  He knows what happens in Ohio stays in Ohio.   [cheeky]
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Mother

...and gets treated in California.

Howie

When Toasty was in New York he detoxed, enjoyed some Off Broadway Theater and fine dining and the Bronx Zoo. Yes, he did get kicked out of Bar Matchless, but other than that and an affair with an Italian toaster oven he enjoyed clean living and culture here in New York.  I shudder to think what trials and tribulations he is probably going through in Ohio.  Yeah, I know, he looks fine, but what about his mental health?

TiNi


Howie

Yeah, I looked again.  Kinda dirty, one of the signs of depression.

cyrus buelton

Um......those are scratches and dents folks.

Hasn't this stupid thing by strapped on the back of people's bikes?


The toaster traveled from Indy back to Dublin in the trunk of my car and then onto my mantle.

Sorry I don't using a cleaning solvent on the toaster, it would take off the writings people have left.



Please, someone come get this make the beast with two backsing thing.

I am going to be in Hilton Head Island, SC in about 8 days.

Not going to be able to drop it off on the drive down, we are leaving at 10pm

Anyone close by is welcome to come by where we are staying, hit the beach, swim in our pool, drink some beers, and rid me of the Toaster.

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post your travel rout home.... maybe there is a dmf'er who will meets you at their exit on the way home.
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Ddan

Toasty rode back from a GP race in the trunk of a car and was then trapped in Ohio?  No wonder he looks dirty and depressed.
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I heard toasty is addicted to ketamine  ???

cyrus buelton

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By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

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rgramjet

Somebody save that poor toaster!
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ducpainter

I can see Cyrus at 80 looking at that dusty old toaster...

on the mantle...

'cuz no one wanted to go to Ohio to get him. ;D
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 10, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
I can see Cyrus at 80 looking at that dusty old toaster...

on the mantle...

'cuz no one wanted to go to Ohio to get him. ;D

is Ohio that bad?


or is it Jud?
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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



NAKID

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 08, 2009, 05:07:21 AM
Proof Toasty is alive and well.

However, it did scare Greta.





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