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Quote from: MendoDave on May 07, 2009, 10:49:08 AM
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You'd have to be real close to the guy using the other one... [cheeky]
JM
or you could stand back and 'cross streams'.
[laugh]
Quote from: lauramonster on May 07, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
or you could stand back and 'cross streams'.
[laugh]
Only a chick would say that. [roll]
Quote from: lauramonster on May 07, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
or you could stand back and 'cross streams'.
[laugh]
[laugh] Wonder if the same thing happens as did in Ghostbusters if the streams tough [cheeky]
JM
I've heard that what all the bathrooms are like on Castro St, San Francisco. ;D
They are. except for the one in Johnson's leathers. and that girl bar where there are no urinals.
Quote from: lauramonster on May 07, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
or you could stand back and 'cross streams'.
[laugh]
[laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 07, 2009, 11:34:23 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [clap]
I swear, my wife would say the same exact thing. It disturbs me.
Guys have boob envy. Girls have weeny envy. My girls thinks it the coolest thing to be able to stand and pee.
"you don't even have to hold it? Cool" She says.
Yeah but something about crossing streams just isn't right and these two chicas sound facinated witth it.
would it be ok if one went under and the other over? [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 07, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
would it be ok if one went under and the other over? [laugh]
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add some lighting for an amazing display [laugh]
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So you're implying we could call it art if we strapped LED's to our bits to illuminate the streams?
JM
[laugh]
ARe you taking cold meds again, TiNi??
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 07, 2009, 12:22:01 PM
So you're implying we could call it art if we strapped LED's to our bits to illuminate the streams?
JM
Hells yeah!!!
theres no way id beleive half of these. you seriously cannot be THAT RETARDED to do that.
photoshop.
or former soviet block...
Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles. [moto]
I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious! ;D
Quote from: MendoDave on May 07, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles. [moto]
I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious! ;D
i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing
yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet
I'll sink it
Quote from: Ol' Dirty Assed Buzzard on May 07, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing
yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet
I'll sink it
It was my new years resolution to no longer pee on the toilet rolls in public bathrooms.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 07, 2009, 10:04:55 PM
It was my new years resolution to no longer pee on the toilet rolls in public bathrooms.
it shows true skill when you can get them to start unrolling
Just think... Some LED's a little control and a ton of beer... You can be your own personal Bellagio fountain show!
JM
Quote from: Ol' Dirty Assed Buzzard on May 07, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing
yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet
I'll sink it
Don't forget the being on bikes thing...
crossing the streams is such a bad idea.
it would make such a mess.
but if you do and you make eye contact does that mean you're gay now? [laugh]
Where's the "If you can piss above this line, the fire department is looking for you!" grafitti?
No men's room is complete without it.
Along with the combination aspirin and condom dispenser ... an arrow scribbled and pointed towards the condom if she says yes, and an arrow pointed to the aspirin if she says no.
Fundamental life advice in those men's rooms ladies.
I have no doubt whatsoever that this is the only forum where a funny pictures thread could devolve into a conversation about peeing in less than one page.
Just don't forget, ladies, we can write our names in the snow.
Quote from: MendoDave on May 07, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles. [moto]
Honestly, the coolest part of peeing while standing is that your ass doesn't have to make contact with the seat. Now, taking the possibility of male ass to ass contact into the equation. I would probably go into the stall anyway. But hey, get enough beer in and stand in a long enough line at a concert and I may (or may not) have had to share one urinal before. I will not confirm, or deny.
I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious! ;D
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 07, 2009, 12:22:01 PM
So you're implying we could call it art if we strapped LED's to our bits to illuminate the streams?
JM
thats actually a very bad idea... leds can get pretty warm and its no fun to have a burning hot piece of glass on your junk.
it'll leave a mark for sure
I got that email the other day...........some contractor is in trouble in all of those [laugh]
Quote from: toaster on May 13, 2009, 03:45:52 PM
thats actually a very bad idea... leds can get pretty warm and its no fun to have a burning hot piece of glass on your junk.
it'll leave a mark for sure
Speaking from personal experience?
[laugh] <that is all carry on.
[popcorn]