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[DesmoDiva]

 

ARe you taking cold meds again, TiNi??

So you're implying we could call it art if we strapped LED's to our bits to illuminate the streams?

JM

Hells yeah!!! 

[He Man]

theres no way id beleive half of these. you seriously cannot be THAT RETARDED to do that.

photoshop.

[herm]

or former soviet block...

[Porsche Monkey]

Hells yeah!!! 

You too huh? 

[MendoDave]

Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its  cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles.  [moto] 












I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious!   

[Mother]

Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its  cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles.  [moto] 












I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious!   

i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing

yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet

I'll sink it

[Popeye the Sailor]

 
i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing

yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet

I'll sink it

It was my new years resolution to no longer pee on the toilet rolls in public bathrooms.

[Mother]

It was my new years resolution to no longer pee on the toilet rolls in public bathrooms.

it shows true skill when you can get them to start unrolling

[the_Journeyman]

Just think...  Some LED's a little control and a ton of beer...  You can be your own personal Bellagio fountain show!

JM

[NAKID]

 


i don't know what planet you are from but I'm 31 and i am still amused by peeing

yes i pee in patterns and if there is a stray piece of paper in the toilet

I'll sink it

Don't forget the being on bikes thing...

[KnightofNi]

crossing the streams is such a bad idea.

it would make such a mess.


but if you do and you make eye contact does that mean you're gay now?

[gojira]

Where's the "If you can piss above this line, the fire department is looking for you!" grafitti?

No men's room is complete without it.

Along with the combination aspirin and condom dispenser ... an arrow scribbled and pointed towards the condom if she says yes, and an arrow pointed to the aspirin if she says no.

Fundamental life advice in those men's rooms ladies.

[Bun-bun]

I have no doubt whatsoever that this is the only forum where a funny pictures thread could devolve into a conversation about peeing in less than one page.









Just don't forget, ladies, we can write our names in the snow.

[psycledelic]

Girls, Girls... I know it seems novel and amusing but after the age of 5 or 6, peeing standing up is just not all that interesting. Trust me on this O.K. Just think about it, I mean its  cool, you can pee to the left & pee to the right. You can pee up and pee strait down, and after that its just, well.....You get over it.
Certainly not as cool as riding motorcycles.  [moto] 

Honestly, the coolest part of peeing while standing is that your ass doesn't have to make contact with the seat.  Now, taking the possibility of male ass to ass contact into the equation.  I would probably go into the stall anyway.  But hey, get enough beer in and stand in a long enough line at a concert and I may (or may not) have had to share one urinal before.  I will not confirm, or deny. 











I mean.... Never mind all that stuff I just said. Peeing standing up is the coolest thing in the world and you should be envious!   

[toaster]

So you're implying we could call it art if we strapped LED's to our bits to illuminate the streams?

JM

thats actually a very bad idea...  leds can get pretty warm and its no fun to have a burning hot piece of glass on your junk.

it'll leave a mark for sure