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Title: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 18, 2009, 08:08:07 PM
I work for Porsche as a Master Technician.  Today I noticed we have a family of stray cats that have decided to make a home in one of our new Cayennes in the engine bay.  I went to kindly evict the cats this morning and one of the little make the beast with two backsers bit the crap out of me.  I have four puncture wounds on my left index finger.  I cleaned up my wound as best I could with peroxide, and I am self adminestering alcohol tonight(from the inside out). I'm starting to worry though because the wife and I watched the movie Quarantine last night.  Am I gonna turn into a zombie? That would really suck.   
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 18, 2009, 08:20:19 PM
So....


those porches really do purr?
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Mother on May 18, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
dewd

just start motor
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 18, 2009, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
dewd

just start motor


Dood then I gots ta clean the mess. Aint no cheezburger in a Cayenne.  [puke]
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Mother on May 18, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
I thought you were a Master Techdewd?

Don't you have Lot Boys to do the dirty work?

...nevermind I suppose if you did, you wouldn't be the one evicting the felines
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: pennyrobber on May 18, 2009, 08:31:59 PM
Better go get checked for the rabies and feline aids.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 18, 2009, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
I thought you were a Master Techdewd?

Don't you have Lot Boys to do the dirty work?

...nevermind I suppose if you did, you wouldn't be the one evicting the felines


Lot monkeys are about as useless as they get. It was just easier if I did it.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: herm on May 18, 2009, 09:01:10 PM
yeah, but you could have supervised while the lot lizard got bit.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: IZ on May 18, 2009, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 18, 2009, 08:08:07 PM
I went to kindly evict the cats this morning and one of the little make the beast with two backsers bit the crap out of me.  I have four puncture wounds on my left index finger.  I cleaned up my wound as best I could with peroxide, and I am self adminestering alcohol tonight(from the inside out). I'm starting to worry though because the wife and I watched the movie Quarantine last night.  Am I gonna turn into a zombie? That would really suck.   

Get it checked!

You don't want to get pink eye or even worse..the p*ssy flu!!
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 18, 2009, 09:35:44 PM
< initiate stage one of zombie plan >
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 18, 2009, 09:41:01 PM
I'd say definitely get it checked if they are strays.

My buddy got bit by his step-daughter's cat and ended up getting an infection that required surgery on his hand.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:45:42 PM
maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 18, 2009, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:45:42 PM
maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?


something about pee?
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 18, 2009, 09:48:30 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:45:42 PM
maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?

Oh thats just awful.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: erkishhorde on May 18, 2009, 09:57:33 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter
[laugh]

You bait them out with food and then close in from behind to chase them away from their new home. Don't try to grab them.  [roll] I was working on my bike in the parent's garage once time and got spooked with the boxes in the corner started moving. My mom thought I was losing it. Sure enough, there was a kitten in the corner. Don't know how long it'd been there but it seemed healthy but thirsty. Baited it out with some water and then shooed it away once it was far enough away from the boxes for me to get behind it.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 18, 2009, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on May 18, 2009, 09:57:33 PM
[laugh]

You bait them out with food and then close in from behind to chase them away from their new home. Don't try to grab them. 

<snip>

Funny, thats what Mother did to me...
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 18, 2009, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter

what can I say? I work in a shipyard...  ;D
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 19, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
Quote from: IZ on May 18, 2009, 09:28:15 PM
Get it checked!

You don't want to get pink eye or even worse..the p*ssy flu!!

If my finger falls off or I start seeing things (more than usual) then ill go to the doc.
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 19, 2009, 09:47:00 AM
Do get it checked. 

Quarantine was awesome BTW. 

JM
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Bick on May 19, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: JBubble on May 18, 2009, 09:58:55 PM
Funny, thats what Mother did to me...

i hope you learned from that mistake.  :-X     ;D

Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Bun-bun on May 19, 2009, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 19, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
If my finger falls off or I start seeing things (more than usual) then ill go to the doc.
The main concern is rabies. If the animal was rabid, or if you don't know and can't catch the animal, you'll need to get a preventative rabies shot. Fortunately, medicine has come a long way from the series of horrible rabies shots that used to be necessary, and it's just a single injection nowadays.
The kidding about p*ssy flu and all is cute, but, believe me when I say that you do NOT want to make the beast with two backs around with this. There is no cure for rabies, and it is a horrible way to die.



We now return you to more p*ssy jokes . . .
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 19, 2009, 04:27:56 PM
+1. He probably has rabies now.


Ducaholic, can I buy your bike?
Title: Re: Dumb ass move of the day
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 19, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:27:56 PM
+1. He probably has rabies now.


Ducaholic, can I buy your bike?


If I die from rabies ill give it to you. You'll have to change out the clip ons though.