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Started by Porsche Monkey, May 18, 2009, 08:08:07 PM

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erkishhorde

#15
May 18, 2009, 09:57:33 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter
[laugh]

You bait them out with food and then close in from behind to chase them away from their new home. Don't try to grab them.  [roll] I was working on my bike in the parent's garage once time and got spooked with the boxes in the corner started moving. My mom thought I was losing it. Sure enough, there was a kitten in the corner. Don't know how long it'd been there but it seemed healthy but thirsty. Baited it out with some water and then shooed it away once it was far enough away from the boxes for me to get behind it.
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jdubbs32584

#16
May 18, 2009, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on May 18, 2009, 09:57:33 PM
[laugh]

You bait them out with food and then close in from behind to chase them away from their new home. Don't try to grab them. 

<snip>

Funny, thats what Mother did to me...

teddy037.2

#17
May 18, 2009, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 18, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter

what can I say? I work in a shipyard...  ;D

Porsche Monkey

#18
May 19, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
Quote from: IZ on May 18, 2009, 09:28:15 PM
Get it checked!

You don't want to get pink eye or even worse..the p*ssy flu!!

If my finger falls off or I start seeing things (more than usual) then ill go to the doc.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

the_Journeyman

#19
May 19, 2009, 09:47:00 AM
Do get it checked. 

Quarantine was awesome BTW. 

JM
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Bick

#20
May 19, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: JBubble on May 18, 2009, 09:58:55 PM
Funny, thats what Mother did to me...

i hope you learned from that mistake.  :-X     ;D

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bun-bun

#21
May 19, 2009, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 19, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
If my finger falls off or I start seeing things (more than usual) then ill go to the doc.
The main concern is rabies. If the animal was rabid, or if you don't know and can't catch the animal, you'll need to get a preventative rabies shot. Fortunately, medicine has come a long way from the series of horrible rabies shots that used to be necessary, and it's just a single injection nowadays.
The kidding about p*ssy flu and all is cute, but, believe me when I say that you do NOT want to make the beast with two backs around with this. There is no cure for rabies, and it is a horrible way to die.



We now return you to more p*ssy jokes . . .
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#22
May 19, 2009, 04:27:56 PM
+1. He probably has rabies now.


Ducaholic, can I buy your bike?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Porsche Monkey

#23
May 19, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:27:56 PM
+1. He probably has rabies now.


Ducaholic, can I buy your bike?


If I die from rabies ill give it to you. You'll have to change out the clip ons though.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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