Dumb ass move of the day

[Porsche Monkey]

I work for Porsche as a Master Technician.  Today I noticed we have a family of stray cats that have decided to make a home in one of our new Cayennes in the engine bay.  I went to kindly evict the cats this morning and one of the little make the beast with two backsers bit the crap out of me.  I have four puncture wounds on my left index finger.  I cleaned up my wound as best I could with peroxide, and I am self adminestering alcohol tonight(from the inside out). I'm starting to worry though because the wife and I watched the movie Quarantine last night.  Am I gonna turn into a zombie? That would really suck.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

So....


those porches really do purr?

[Mother]

dewd

just start motor

[Porsche Monkey]

dewd

just start motor

Dood then I gots ta clean the mess. Aint no cheezburger in a Cayenne. 

[Mother]

I thought you were a Master Techdewd?

Don't you have Lot Boys to do the dirty work?

...nevermind I suppose if you did, you wouldn't be the one evicting the felines

[pennyrobber]

Better go get checked for the rabies and feline aids.

[Porsche Monkey]

I thought you were a Master Techdewd?

Don't you have Lot Boys to do the dirty work?

...nevermind I suppose if you did, you wouldn't be the one evicting the felines

Lot monkeys are about as useless as they get. It was just easier if I did it.

[herm]

yeah, but you could have supervised while the lot lizard got bit.

[IZ]

I went to kindly evict the cats this morning and one of the little make the beast with two backsers bit the crap out of me.  I have four puncture wounds on my left index finger.  I cleaned up my wound as best I could with peroxide, and I am self adminestering alcohol tonight(from the inside out). I'm starting to worry though because the wife and I watched the movie Quarantine last night.  Am I gonna turn into a zombie? That would really suck.   

Get it checked!

You don't want to get pink eye or even worse..the p*ssy flu!!

[teddy037.2]

< initiate stage one of zombie plan >

[Randimus Maximus]

I'd say definitely get it checked if they are strays.

My buddy got bit by his step-daughter's cat and ended up getting an infection that required surgery on his hand.

[Mother]

maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?

[teddy037.2]

maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?

something about pee?

[jdubbs32584]

maybe your buddy should keep his hands off his step daughter's p....ooh shiney...what was I saying?

Oh thats just awful.

[Mother]

who?

Teddy?

I know, his mind is always in the gutter