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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM

Title: gawdam
Post by: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM
make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ddan on May 23, 2009, 04:10:12 AM
Rough day at the office?
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ash on May 23, 2009, 10:06:00 AM
FTW
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I

Litigious

make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters

Society needs a cleansing

Children need to be beaten until they listen

unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed

Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight

and

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



ok, now I feel better







Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Betty Rage on May 23, 2009, 10:53:08 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



That is very detailed, thought about it much?
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: ducpainter on May 23, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I

Litigious

make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters

Society needs a cleansing

Children need to be beaten until they listen

unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed

Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight

and

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



ok, now I feel better








wow....
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM
make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.

[laugh]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 23, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: somegirl on May 23, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 23, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work.  [thumbsup]

That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: krolik on May 23, 2009, 12:29:40 PM
Virgil come home, the Mountain Man needs you. [bacon]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Sinister on May 23, 2009, 12:31:01 PM
Dude, you need a new line of work.  Tree trimmer, maybe, or origami maker or making those tiny little Japanese trees.  Definitely somethere where you don't have to face the ugly realities of existing with other, equally make the beast with two backsed up people, in a slightly less than perfect world.  
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 23, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
Quote from: somegirl on May 23, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.



He shouldn't have left the door open.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
[laugh]

Right brain thinks Vin is deeply thoughtful and wise

Left Brains says "don't judge me!"
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ash on May 23, 2009, 06:17:04 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D

this really works for him.  it really does.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: krolik on May 24, 2009, 08:42:03 AM
If its stupid and works, its not stupid. ;D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 24, 2009, 09:20:35 AM
Almost home babe.

Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?

;)
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Oldfisti on May 24, 2009, 09:29:41 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 09:20:35 AM
Almost home babe.

Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?

;)


Sammiches?



;D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 24, 2009, 12:18:03 PM
For Mother's mental health, we have decided to forgo the ransom and return his woman.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ash on May 24, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
tell the truth.  she bit you, didn't she?
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 24, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: Ash on May 24, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
tell the truth.  she bit you, didn't she?

She pegged with a water balloon.


In the crotch


Inside the house.

Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 24, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
She pegged with a water balloon.


In the crotch


Inside the house.



You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: DuciD03 on May 24, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D

1+  [thumbsup]

lolololololololololll...................
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ash on May 25, 2009, 10:20:44 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.

sorry i missed that   [clap]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 25, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.

My crotch is the center of my mass. Grr baby.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: vonkeswick on May 25, 2009, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 25, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
My crotch is the center of my mass. Grr baby.

hahaha +1
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: psycledelic on May 25, 2009, 11:53:44 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM


Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight



ok, now I feel better



It would cut down on the whining from the wrongfully accused! 

Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,

this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.

Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 25, 2009, 04:50:58 PM
Quote from: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,

this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.



werd
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Mother on May 25, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
Dewd I know

but on that note

I am part of the problem

:-[
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 26, 2009, 01:31:27 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 25, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
Dewd I know

but on that note

I am part of the problem

:-[

All`s well and dandy then [thumbsup]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: herm on May 26, 2009, 09:15:55 AM
no. hitching up with JBub is going to keep him from fulfilling his destiny as a Darwinian footnote
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 27, 2009, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I

Litigious

make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters

Society needs a cleansing

Children need to be beaten until they listen

unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed

Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight

and

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



ok, now I feel better









awesome
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ddan on May 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?
The children got out of hand again.  Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back.    Right?       
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?

Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: herm on May 28, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
The children got out of hand again.  Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back.    Right?       

link...
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Ddan on May 28, 2009, 04:47:24 PM
Quote from: herm on May 28, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
link...
gone
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 28, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.

yep.... only knew about it through facebook...
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: ducpainter on May 28, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 28, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
yep.... only knew about it through facebook...
Does that mean we're famous?
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: CairnsDuc on May 28, 2009, 08:35:55 PM
Infamous ?!?!  ;D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: ducpainter on May 28, 2009, 08:37:14 PM
Quote from: CairnsDuc on May 28, 2009, 08:35:55 PM
Infamous ?!?!  ;D
I've been that for some time now. [laugh]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.
Huh. I guess so! I always miss that and just see some of the aftermath and am clueless about what happened.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
Huh. I guess so! I always miss that and just see some of the aftermath and am clueless about what happened.

It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".


I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch.  ;D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 29, 2009, 04:50:01 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".


I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch.  ;D


Welcome back newb.  Tell Sammich Eater to come back. The place aint the same without yall.  Group hug everyone.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: B.Rock on May 29, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".


I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch.  ;D
I just saw that, thanks. Well, his e-friends will be joyous when he returns.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: swampduc on May 29, 2009, 11:07:18 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM

I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch.  ;D
He needs to come back. If he can't find other people who's houses (bikes?) he can pee on, he'll start using yours...
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Charlief on May 29, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
The children got out of hand again.  Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back.    Right?       

Some times adults just need to walk away to end an argument. 

I will miss Judd (Cyrus).  Having met him and socialized a bit... I can say he really is an enjoyable guy.

others...  I have missed not so much.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 01:54:30 PM
Hm, I cant think of anyone on here I take seriously enough to make my blood pressure rise.....cept if you talk about my Momma!
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 29, 2009, 02:14:42 PM
rgramjet's momma's so fat, when she tripped and broke her leg, gravy came out!!!
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 29, 2009, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 28, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
Does that mean we're famous?

but I thought DP didn't need to advertise?


wait, that was disco stu...

Quote from: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 01:54:30 PM
Hm, I cant think of anyone on here I take seriously enough to make my blood pressure rise.....cept if you talk about my Momma!


your mother is so fat, that ben kenobi said, "that's no moon... that's YO MOMMA!"  ;D
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: Speedbag on May 29, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
Quote from: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,

this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.



I keep telling everyone: get rid of product warning labels and everything will correct itself.  ;)
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 04:15:15 PM
Oh No You Di'ent!!
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 29, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 07:19:10 PM
Allow me to retort. 

Your mommas so fat, she freebases Ham!
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 07:20:23 PM
Oh and Zlt, lets get off mommas......I just got off Yours!


8)


Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: ducpainter on May 29, 2009, 09:21:08 PM
Quote from: Charlief on May 29, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Some times adults just need to walk away to end an argument. 

I will miss Judd (Cyrus).  Having met him and socialized a bit... I can say he really is an enjoyable guy.

others...  I have missed not so much.
He can come back.
Title: Re: gawdam
Post by: brix821 on May 31, 2009, 11:04:15 AM
your mom is so fat when she goes to taco bell the border runs from her!