make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.
Rough day at the office?
FTW
I forgot the I
Litigious
make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters
Society needs a cleansing
Children need to be beaten until they listen
unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed
Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight
and
If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter
ok, now I feel better
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter
That is very detailed, thought about it much?
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I
Litigious
make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters
Society needs a cleansing
Children need to be beaten until they listen
unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed
Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight
and
If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter
ok, now I feel better
wow....
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM
make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.
[laugh]
Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 23, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work. [thumbsup]
That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.
Virgil come home, the Mountain Man needs you. [bacon]
Dude, you need a new line of work. Tree trimmer, maybe, or origami maker or making those tiny little Japanese trees. Definitely somethere where you don't have to face the ugly realities of existing with other, equally make the beast with two backsed up people, in a slightly less than perfect world.
Quote from: somegirl on May 23, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.
He shouldn't have left the door open.
Quote from: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
[laugh]
Right brain thinks Vin is deeply thoughtful and wise
Left Brains says "don't judge me!"
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.
I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!
:D
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.
I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!
:D
this really works for him. it really does.
If its stupid and works, its not stupid. ;D
Almost home babe.
Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?
;)
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 09:20:35 AM
Almost home babe.
Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?
;)
Sammiches?
;D
For Mother's mental health, we have decided to forgo the ransom and return his woman.
tell the truth. she bit you, didn't she?
Quote from: Ash on May 24, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
tell the truth. she bit you, didn't she?
She pegged with a water balloon.
In the crotch
Inside the house.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 24, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
She pegged with a water balloon.
In the crotch
Inside the house.
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.
You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.
Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.
I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!
:D
1+ [thumbsup]
lolololololololololll...................
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.
You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.
Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.
sorry i missed that [clap]
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.
You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.
Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.
My crotch
is the center of my mass. Grr baby.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 25, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
My crotch is the center of my mass. Grr baby.
hahaha +1
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight
ok, now I feel better
It would cut down on the whining from the wrongfully accused!
hey mom,
this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.
Quote from: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,
this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.
werd
Dewd I know
but on that note
I am part of the problem
:-[
Quote from: Mother on May 25, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
Dewd I know
but on that note
I am part of the problem
:-[
All`s well and dandy then [thumbsup]
no. hitching up with JBub is going to keep him from fulfilling his destiny as a Darwinian footnote
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I
Litigious
make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters
Society needs a cleansing
Children need to be beaten until they listen
unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed
Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight
and
If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter
ok, now I feel better
awesome
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?
The children got out of hand again. Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back. Right?
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
So.... why is Mother a guest now? What the hell am I missing?
Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.
Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
The children got out of hand again. Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back. Right?
link...
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.
yep.... only knew about it through facebook...
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 28, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
yep.... only knew about it through facebook...
Does that mean we're famous?
Infamous ?!?! ;D
Quote from: CairnsDuc on May 28, 2009, 08:35:55 PM
Infamous ?!?! ;D
I've been that for some time now. [laugh]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
Apparently yesterday was an interesting day on here.
Huh. I guess so! I always miss that and just see some of the aftermath and am clueless about what happened.
Quote from: B.Rock on May 28, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
Huh. I guess so! I always miss that and just see some of the aftermath and am clueless about what happened.
It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".
I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch. ;D
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".
I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch. ;D
Welcome back newb. Tell Sammich Eater to come back. The place aint the same without yall. Group hug everyone.
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
It was pretty shitty. See ducpainter's thread labeled "Recent Shitstorm".
I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch. ;D
I just saw that, thanks. Well, his e-friends will be joyous when he returns. [thumbsup]
Quote from: JBubble on May 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
I think Mother needs some cooling off time. I hope he returns, just so I can antagonize him on here while sitting next to him on the couch. ;D
He needs to come back. If he can't find other people who's houses (bikes?) he can pee on, he'll start using yours...
Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
The children got out of hand again. Mother tried to reason with them but they kept at it, so Mother and JBub decided to take a break, but they'll be back. Right?
Some times adults just need to walk away to end an argument.
I will miss Judd (Cyrus). Having met him and socialized a bit... I can say he really is an enjoyable guy.
others... I have missed not so much.
Hm, I cant think of anyone on here I take seriously enough to make my blood pressure rise.....cept if you talk about my Momma!
rgramjet's momma's so fat, when she tripped and broke her leg, gravy came out!!!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 28, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
Does that mean we're famous?
but I thought DP didn't need to advertise?
wait, that was disco stu...
Quote from: rgramjet on May 29, 2009, 01:54:30 PM
Hm, I cant think of anyone on here I take seriously enough to make my blood pressure rise.....cept if you talk about my Momma!
your mother is so fat, that ben kenobi said, "that's no moon... that's YO MOMMA!" ;D
Quote from: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,
this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.
I keep telling everyone: get rid of product warning labels and everything will correct itself. ;)
Oh No You Di'ent!!
[laugh]
Allow me to retort.
Your mommas so fat, she freebases Ham!
Oh and Zlt, lets get off mommas......I just got off Yours!
8)
Quote from: Charlief on May 29, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Some times adults just need to walk away to end an argument.
I will miss Judd (Cyrus). Having met him and socialized a bit... I can say he really is an enjoyable guy.
others... I have missed not so much.
He can come back.
your mom is so fat when she goes to taco bell the border runs from her!