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Started by Mother, May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM

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krolik

#15
May 24, 2009, 08:42:03 AM
If its stupid and works, its not stupid. ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

jdubbs32584

#16
May 24, 2009, 09:20:35 AM
Almost home babe.

Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?

;)

Oldfisti

#17
May 24, 2009, 09:29:41 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 09:20:35 AM
Almost home babe.

Don't you have that one thing to be really happy about?

;)


Sammiches?



;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Popeye the Sailor

#18
May 24, 2009, 12:18:03 PM
For Mother's mental health, we have decided to forgo the ransom and return his woman.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Ash

#19
May 24, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
tell the truth.  she bit you, didn't she?

Popeye the Sailor

#20
May 24, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: Ash on May 24, 2009, 02:50:19 PM
tell the truth.  she bit you, didn't she?

She pegged with a water balloon.


In the crotch


Inside the house.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

jdubbs32584

#21
May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 24, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
She pegged with a water balloon.


In the crotch


Inside the house.



You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.

DuciD03

#22
May 24, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D

1+  [thumbsup]

lolololololololololll...................
.... all the world is yours.

Ash

#23
May 25, 2009, 10:20:44 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.

sorry i missed that   [clap]

Popeye the Sailor

#24
May 25, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 24, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
You started it!!! You threw that water balloon at me in the hallway and I went all kung fu master on it and caught it.

You deserved every bit of that water balloon to the crotch.

Well, maybe not to the crotch, I was aiming for center mass but I'm a girl and my aim sucks.

My crotch is the center of my mass. Grr baby.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

vonkeswick

#25
May 25, 2009, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 25, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
My crotch is the center of my mass. Grr baby.

hahaha +1
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

psycledelic

#26
May 25, 2009, 11:53:44 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM


Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight



ok, now I feel better



It would cut down on the whining from the wrongfully accused! 

06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

herm

#27
May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,

this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

teddy037.2

#28
May 25, 2009, 04:50:58 PM
Quote from: herm on May 25, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
hey mom,

this would all be fixed if society would stop messing with darwins theory.



werd

Mother

#29
May 25, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
Dewd I know

but on that note

I am part of the problem

:-[
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