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Started by Mother, May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM

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Mother

make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.

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Ash


Mother

I forgot the I

Litigious

make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters

Society needs a cleansing

Children need to be beaten until they listen

unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed

Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight

and

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



ok, now I feel better








Betty Rage

Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



That is very detailed, thought about it much?
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ducpainter

Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
I forgot the I

Litigious

make the beast with two backsing stupid make the beast with two backsing words with stupid make the beast with two backsing letters

Society needs a cleansing

Children need to be beaten until they listen

unmarried couples need to have licenses, a credit check and jobs to breed

Drug dealers, pimps, and rapists should be shot once behind the ear...on sight

and

If you are so make the beast with two backsing pathetic that you fail your suicide attempt you should be put in an unlit hanger with a toothbrush duct taped to your chin and be made to clean the blades on a running helicopter



ok, now I feel better








wow....
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Vindingo

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Quote from: Mother on May 23, 2009, 03:53:33 AM
make the beast with two backsing instant gratification society and make the beast with two backsing litigous parents and make the beast with two backsing babies on make the beast with two backsing drugs and make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backsing shit...............thank you, I feel better.

[laugh]

Porsche Monkey

Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


somegirl

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 23, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
Dude you'll feel much better when you realize that society is make the beast with two backsed. Go have yer woman make you a sammich and don't dwell on things. Leave work at work.  [thumbsup]

That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.
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Sinister

Dude, you need a new line of work.  Tree trimmer, maybe, or origami maker or making those tiny little Japanese trees.  Definitely somethere where you don't have to face the ugly realities of existing with other, equally make the beast with two backsed up people, in a slightly less than perfect world.  
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Porsche Monkey

Quote from: somegirl on May 23, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
That's the problem, she's here in California, not at home.



He shouldn't have left the door open.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Mother

Quote from: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
[laugh]

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Left Brains says "don't judge me!"

teddy037.2

I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D

Ash

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I agree w/mom's latest manifesto.

I am also unmarried, and with good credit.... helllooooo, ladies!


:D

this really works for him.  it really does.