http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810073256/video/13484452 (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810073256/video/13484452)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
sharke your love
I dunno. I've seen that floating around the net too and it looks so horribly stupid I can't think of anyone that would pay to see it in a theater.
Quote from: erkishhorde on May 26, 2009, 11:14:24 AM
I dunno. I've seen that floating around the net too and it looks so horribly stupid I can't think of anyone that would pay to see it in a theater.
I'd pay to see a shark eat an airplane
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/)
Quote from: erkishhorde on May 26, 2009, 11:14:24 AM
I dunno. I've seen that floating around the net too and it looks so horribly stupid I can't think of anyone that would pay to see it in a theater.
direct to video:
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=155 (http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=155)
Lorenzo Llamas and Debbie Gibson! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dammit, straight to video
I really wanted to see a Lorenzo Lamas comeback
Quote from: NAKID on May 26, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
Lorenzo Llamas and Debbie Gibson! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You beat me to it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man if it had some zombies and strippers in it I would preorder it today. [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on May 26, 2009, 11:16:58 AM
I'd pay to see a shark eat an airplane
+1, now that you mention it.
[laugh]
just put in on Netflix, will post a review after watching. [thumbsup]
oh. my. gawd [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Funny.... we were watching the trailer for this on IMDB this morning in the office... I hear it was released straight to DVD today... so I may be renting it just to laugh. [laugh]
helloooooo netflix!
[roll]
It can't be any worse than "Snakes on a Plane"
Ha, I just checked my netflix queue, it's listed as "a very long wait" for availability. WTF?
Quote from: Mother on May 26, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
I really wanted to see a Lorenzo Lamas comeback
I really wanted a sequal to BodyRock! :-\
CHILLY D
Did anyone come here tonight to see some BREAK-ING?!Body Rock (1984) Show at the Club (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovg9g8-0YTo&feature=related#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
**Check out Lorenzo at :01 [laugh]
Chilly D taming the hood..
Body Rock - Chilly-D Walk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UC9mW6m1PY#lq-hq-vhq)
Hard to believe people were actually like that!
Quote from: superjohn on May 26, 2009, 03:29:35 PM
It can't be any worse than "Snakes on a Plane"
I'm not sure it can get any better than "Snakes on a Plane" :D
Quote from: superjohn on May 26, 2009, 03:29:35 PM
It can't be any worse than "Snakes on a Plane"
snakes on a plane was hilarious!
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on May 26, 2009, 04:53:03 PM
Ha, I just checked my netflix queue, it's listed as "a very long wait" for availability. WTF?
Well, to be honest, Netflix might only have two copies, and now ten people have ordered it...
I got to see Snakes on a Plane on a plane, so amusing. ;D
Quote from: tlloyd66 on May 29, 2009, 09:10:23 AM
Well, to be honest, Netflix might only have two copies, and now ten people have ordered it...
[laugh]
It ain't got sharks but it eats planes trains and automobiles.
The Giant Claw movie trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
that movie looks so awesome!
Quote from: brimo on May 29, 2009, 03:18:46 PM
It ain't got sharks but it eats planes trains and automobiles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_Claw (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_Claw)
gotta love the "shortcomings..."
things I have learned from watching mega shark vs. giant octopus:
giant octopus lays the PWNAG3 on mega shark, even if he CAN swim at 500 knots.. and both are impervious to our military might
all science consists of colored liquid that may or may not change to a desirable color when mixed with other liquids
the japanese navy, with the exception of one guy, speak very good english
our subs have turbos
this movie was so bad, it was good :D
mega shark not only eats a plane, but he takes out a battleship (er, destroyer), a turbocharged sub, and the golden gate bridge
giant octopus takes out an oil rig, a handful of subs, wreaks havoc on tokyo bay, and pregnant dog-slaps an F-15
Great review. This movie looks ridiculously funny. The name alone is cinema gold. [clap]
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 06, 2009, 08:22:42 AM
things I have learned from watching mega shark vs. giant octopus:
giant octopus lays the PWNAG3 on mega shark, even if he CAN swim at 500 knots.. and both are impervious to our military might
all science consists of colored liquid that may or may not change to a desirable color when mixed with other liquids
the japanese navy, with the exception of one guy, speak very good english
our subs have turbos
this movie was so bad, it was good :D
mega shark not only eats a plane, but he takes out a battleship (er, destroyer), a turbocharged sub, and the golden gate bridge
giant octopus takes out an oil rig, a handful of subs, wreaks havoc on tokyo bay, and pregnant dog-slaps an F-15
now i have to watch this [laugh]
Quote from: pennyrobber on August 06, 2009, 09:33:15 AM
Great review. This movie looks ridiculously funny. The name alone is cinema gold. [clap]
oh, yeah... they make no apologies with the title. I admire that kind of honesty :D
lorenzo lamas is pretty funny in it, too. bigoted idiot, but funny [laugh]
Quote from: DucMouse on August 06, 2009, 09:33:57 AM
now i have to watch this [laugh]
bump it to the top of your netflix queue, babe [beer]
I just put mine back in the mail today... can't hog the glory that is mega shark vs. giant octopus
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 06, 2009, 08:22:42 AM
things I have learned from watching mega shark vs. giant octopus:
giant octopus lays the PWNAG3 on mega shark, even if he CAN swim at 500 knots.. and both are impervious to our military might
all science consists of colored liquid that may or may not change to a desirable color when mixed with other liquids
the japanese navy, with the exception of one guy, speak very good english
our subs have turbos
this movie was so bad, it was good :D
mega shark not only eats a plane, but he takes out a battleship (er, destroyer), a turbocharged sub, and the golden gate bridge
giant octopus takes out an oil rig, a handful of subs, wreaks havoc on tokyo bay, and pregnant dog-slaps an F-15
I just found a copy of this in the $5 bin at Wally World. Gotta be the only copy available within several square miles.
I can't wait. I feel like I just won the lottery. :P
I saw it forever ago, I love crappy sci fi movies
it's wonderfully stupid
this is the one i'm waiting for
SHARKTOPUS!
SyFy's Sharktopus Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2HGoR8pSps#normal)
Quote from: Jobu on November 15, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
I just found a copy of this in the $5 bin at Wally World. Gotta be the only copy available within several square miles.
I can't wait. I feel like I just won the lottery. :P
Several square miles?
I think you mean that was probably the only copy within several states of here.
[laugh]
sort of in the same vain and still makes me laugh if i say it out loud
(http://www.giantkillersquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sea-Bear-and-Grizzly-Shark-.jpg)
As good as those are check out this shit!!
Uwe Bolls Blubberella (Official Trailer) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt-DOdPLMLI#normal)
Bloodrayne: The Third Reich - Ein Film von Uwe Boll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCT5o-VE5I&feature=related#normal)
Cool. Nazis and vampire stuff... all good!! [thumbsup] [beer] [bacon] [popcorn]
Holy shit.
This movie is make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Holy shit.
This movie is make the beast with two backsING AWESOME.
;D
HOLY SHIT
It's make the beast with two backsING AWESOME because its so make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE!
;D
Quote from: Turf on November 16, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
HOLY SHIT
It's make the beast with two backsING AWESOME because its so make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE!
;D
[thumbsup]
Those of you that haven't seen it...
This give's you an idea of how awesome the graphics are. [laugh]
(The look on Lorenzo Lamas's face at the end of the clip... we couldn't see what he was watching, but I'm pretty sure it was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. ;D )
Mega Shark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1olTv3A48I#normal)
Quote from: Rameses on November 16, 2010, 12:52:06 AM
[thumbsup]
Those of you that haven't seen it...
This give's you an idea of how awesome the graphics are. [laugh]
(The look on Lorenzo Lamas's face at the end of the clip... we couldn't see what he was watching, but I'm pretty sure it was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. ;D )
Wow. What'd you film that on? I'm pretty sure it glorifies the quality quite a bit. [laugh]
Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 12:59:51 AM
Wow. What'd you film that on? I'm pretty sure it glorifies the quality quite a bit. [laugh]
That's HD video from a cell phone, but they couldn't shoot the actual movie in HD.
;D
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NL4D4PjjkdI/TOJHu9Iq_JI/AAAAAAAAAgU/6h9kp8MmTks/s912/2010-11-16_03-32-07_219.jpg)
Quote from: Rameses on November 16, 2010, 01:01:22 AM
That's HD video from a cell phone, but they couldn't shoot the actual movie in HD.
;D
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NL4D4PjjkdI/TOJHu9Iq_JI/AAAAAAAAAgU/6h9kp8MmTks/s912/2010-11-16_03-32-07_219.jpg)
Dood!!! Watch out. You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.
Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 01:03:15 AM
Dood!!! Watch out. You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
cheeze-n-rice...
[bacon]
Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 01:03:15 AM
Dood!!! Watch out. You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.
Nah...
Figure that railing's 4 ft tall, that makes me about 30 feet waist to head...
60' tall... ish.
And totally amazing how my reflection looks 10x more real that the graphix in the movie. (I look like a ghost being eaten by a fake shark. ;D )
Okay....this looks as bad as a lot of made-for-SyFy movies.
Thus it goes to the top of the Netflix queue..... ;D
Remeses, I got the DVD in the mail today....it really looks bad from the cover and description.
I shall watch it sometime this week.
In the meantime, someone needs to decide if they want it next - it's Bad Movie Pay It Forward.
Quote from: Speedbag on November 29, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
Remeses, I got the DVD in the mail today....it really looks bad from the cover and description.
I shall watch it sometime this week.
In the meantime, someone needs to decide if they want it next - it's Bad Movie Pay It Forward.
;D
Let us all know what you think after you watch it. [thumbsup]
[puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]....nuff said.....
I watched this steaming pile last night. Wow. [laugh]
Virtually pointless and incredibly ludicrous storyline - check.
Horrendous acting - check.
Equally horrendous props and special effects - check.
Gratuitous use of stock footage - check.
Former teen pop superstar turned marine biologist banging random dudes on a ship - check.
Almost the worst was the dialogue. My favorite lines, eerily prophetic as far as the actors are concerned, while inspecting a giant whale carcass:
"What do we have here?"
"No chance of career advancement, that's for sure."
Who wants this thing next? PM me your address. Get it out of my house. Please.