Is this really a movie?

Started by The Architect, May 26, 2009, 11:06:25 AM

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DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 06, 2009, 08:22:42 AM
things I have learned from watching mega shark vs. giant octopus:

giant octopus lays the PWNAG3 on mega shark, even if he CAN swim at 500 knots.. and both are impervious to our military might

all science consists of colored liquid that may or may not change to a desirable color when mixed with other liquids

the japanese navy, with the exception of one guy, speak very good english

our subs have turbos





this movie was so bad, it was good  :D





mega shark not only eats a plane, but he takes out a battleship (er, destroyer), a turbocharged sub, and the golden gate bridge

giant octopus takes out an oil rig, a handful of subs, wreaks havoc on tokyo bay, and pregnant dog-slaps an F-15

now i have to watch this  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

teddy037.2

Quote from: pennyrobber on August 06, 2009, 09:33:15 AM
Great review. This movie looks ridiculously funny. The name alone is cinema gold.  [clap]

oh, yeah... they make no apologies with the title. I admire that kind of honesty  :D

lorenzo lamas is pretty funny in it, too. bigoted idiot, but funny  [laugh]

Quote from: DucMouse on August 06, 2009, 09:33:57 AM
now i have to watch this  [laugh]

bump it to the top of your netflix queue, babe  [beer]

I just put mine back in the mail today... can't hog the glory that is mega shark vs. giant octopus

Jobu

Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 06, 2009, 08:22:42 AM
things I have learned from watching mega shark vs. giant octopus:

giant octopus lays the PWNAG3 on mega shark, even if he CAN swim at 500 knots.. and both are impervious to our military might

all science consists of colored liquid that may or may not change to a desirable color when mixed with other liquids

the japanese navy, with the exception of one guy, speak very good english

our subs have turbos





this movie was so bad, it was good  :D





mega shark not only eats a plane, but he takes out a battleship (er, destroyer), a turbocharged sub, and the golden gate bridge

giant octopus takes out an oil rig, a handful of subs, wreaks havoc on tokyo bay, and pregnant dog-slaps an F-15

I just found a copy of this in the $5 bin at Wally World.  Gotta be the only copy available within several square miles. 

I can't wait.  I feel like I just won the lottery.  :P
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Turf

I saw it forever ago, I love crappy sci fi movies

it's wonderfully stupid

this is the one i'm waiting for

SHARKTOPUS!

SyFy's Sharktopus Trailer
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Rameses

Quote from: Jobu on November 15, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
I just found a copy of this in the $5 bin at Wally World.  Gotta be the only copy available within several square miles. 

I can't wait.  I feel like I just won the lottery.  :P


Several square miles?

I think you mean that was probably the only copy within several states of here.

[laugh]


Turf

sort of in the same vain and still makes me laugh if i say it out loud

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fastwin

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I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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Rameses



Holy shit.

This movie is make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Jobu

Holy shit.

This movie is make the beast with two backsING AWESOME.

;D
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Turf

HOLY SHIT

It's make the beast with two backsING AWESOME because its so make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE!

;D
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Rameses

Quote from: Turf on November 16, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
HOLY SHIT

It's make the beast with two backsING AWESOME because its so make the beast with two backsING TERRIBLE!

;D


[thumbsup]






Those of you that haven't seen it...

This give's you an idea of how awesome the graphics are.   [laugh]

(The look on Lorenzo Lamas's face at the end of the clip...  we couldn't see what he was watching, but I'm pretty sure it was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.  ;D )









Mega Shark


Jobu

Quote from: Rameses on November 16, 2010, 12:52:06 AM
[thumbsup]






Those of you that haven't seen it...

This give's you an idea of how awesome the graphics are.   [laugh]

(The look on Lorenzo Lamas's face at the end of the clip...  we couldn't see what he was watching, but I'm pretty sure it was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.  ;D )









Wow.  What'd you film that on?  I'm pretty sure it glorifies the quality quite a bit.   [laugh]
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Rameses

Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 12:59:51 AM
Wow.  What'd you film that on?  I'm pretty sure it glorifies the quality quite a bit.   [laugh]


That's HD video from a cell phone, but they couldn't shoot the actual movie in HD.

;D





Jobu

Quote from: Rameses on November 16, 2010, 01:01:22 AM

That's HD video from a cell phone, but they couldn't shoot the actual movie in HD.

;D






Dood!!!  Watch out.  You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.
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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 01:03:15 AM
Dood!!!  Watch out.  You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


cheeze-n-rice... 




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