seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread? really.
I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!
It's people like you who bring this place down. unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!
And the weather isn't helping! it's so wet in here the walls are sweating! years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.
It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat. Pisses me off! ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk. Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!
It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud. LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.
And you can't ride in this shit! might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!
someone requested a rant?
;D
HERM!!!!!
We got axed
WTF
damn tyranical dictatorship
we will rise up and...
and...
Demand kool-aid!!!!
DP was doing Spring cleaning.
for those who missed it, this was a tongue-in-cheek rant because the original rant about humidity was somewhat lacking in spirit. Then we got a slew of *rants that got merged since they were all the same.
;D
Quote from: Statler on June 12, 2009, 07:38:03 AM
seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread? really.
I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!
Damn skippy!
It's people like you who bring this place down. unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!
Down where? How low is low?
And the weather isn't helping! it's so wet in here the walls are sweating! years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.You speakin' from personal experience?
It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat. Pisses me off! ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk. Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!
WTF? The back of your forehead? Most people call that a "neck".
It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud. LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.
And you can't ride in this shit! might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!Poor grumpy lawyer - gotta sit in old man ballsweat.
someone requested a rant?
;D
Quote from: Bun-bun on June 14, 2009, 11:41:50 AM
WTF? The back of your forehead? Most people call that a "neck".
bald joke.
Statler needs a Hug :)
Why does nobody but Nate get how hard I was laughing when I typed it?
[laugh]
Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 03:57:25 PM
Why does nobody but Nate get how hard I was laughing when I typed it?
[laugh]
I get it, though nothing tops the april fools day one.
Which no one else got, either.
twig and berries?
speak for yourself.
the mrs says "stump and cocoanuts"
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 14, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
twig and berries?
speak for yourself.
the mrs says "stump and cocoanuts"
Stump? Industrial accident, maybe?
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 14, 2009, 04:15:02 PM
Stump? Industrial accident, maybe?
[laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 14, 2009, 04:11:09 PM
I get it, though nothing tops the april fools day one.
Which no one else got, either.
what was the april fools day one?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 14, 2009, 04:16:14 PMwhat was the april fools day one?
Statler had a "bad crash" on April 1 one year.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 14, 2009, 04:16:14 PM
what was the april fools day one?
on the other board two years ago. I posted on April first about turning the RS into an expensive paperweight by highsiding it. I almost had an angry mob march to the house with torches. It was funny.
even had a note at the bottom of the post that said I was really glad it happened on this date.... that 90 percent of people didn't read.
Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 04:22:26 PM
on the other board two years ago. I posted on April first about turning the RS into an expensive paperweight by highsiding it. I almost had an angry mob march to the house with torches. It was funny.
even had a note at the bottom of the post that said I was really glad it happened on this date.... that 90 percent of people didn't read.
aaaaah.... i remember that now :) ya prankster [evil]
Quote from: somegirl on June 14, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
Statler had a "bad crash" on April 1 one year.
Well, I'd call any crash a lawyer walked away from bad. [cheeky]
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 14, 2009, 04:25:00 PM
Well, I'd call any crash a lawyer walked away from bad. [cheeky]
Oh snap
Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 03:57:25 PM
Why does nobody but Nate get how hard I was laughing when I typed it?
[laugh]
Should I have used numerous ;D and [laugh]?
I was going for subtle.
subtle is hard on the MDF ;)
Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
subtle is hard on the MDF ;)
i don't know that username, and how would you know anyway,sending him naughty pics?
wait.. MDF??
Mutha Dukkin' ForeskinForum?
Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
subtle is hard on the MDF ;)
MDF......Modoc National Forest
Quote from: Mother on June 14, 2009, 08:27:58 AM
HERM!!!!!
We got axed
WTF
damn tyranical dictatorship
we will rise up and...
and...
Demand kool-aid!!!!
cool aid with grain alcohol!
Quote from: herm on June 14, 2009, 07:50:35 PM
MDF......Modoc National Forest
or
MDF ... Medium Density Fiberboard
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 15, 2009, 03:06:32 AM
or
MDF ... Medium Density Fiberboard
medium? pshh, speak for yourself. i'm all kinds of dense.
wait....that doesn't sound quite right ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2009, 07:40:03 AM
medium? pshh, speak for yourself. i'm all kinds of dense.
wait....that doesn't sound quite right ;D ;D ;D
No.....you got it right...
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2009, 07:40:03 AM
medium? pshh, speak for yourself. i'm all kinds of dense.
wait....that doesn't sound quite right ;D ;D ;D
*cough cough*
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17959.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17959.0)
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 15, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
*cough cough*
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17959.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17959.0)
i forgot how funny that thread was. [laugh]
i'm so glad that everyone is so willing to lend a helping hand or give a kind word.
but what does that have to do with medium density fiberboard?
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2009, 09:32:43 AM
i forgot how funny that thread was. [laugh]
i'm so glad that everyone is so willing to lend a helping hand or give a kind word.
but what does that have to do with medium density fiberboard?
nothing...
just like this thread has little to do with ranting.
Quote from: Sugar Magnolia on June 15, 2009, 09:41:25 AM
nothing...
just like this thread has little to do with ranting.
wait, are you saying that there is a thread in NMC that went off topic? :o
:-*
Say it aint so.....
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2009, 10:41:11 AM
wait, are you saying that there is a thread in NMC that went off topic? :o
:-*
Which is, of course, what the rant was about ;D
Quote from: swampduc on June 15, 2009, 10:47:37 AM
Which is, of course, what the rant was about ;D
i thoght the rant was about the pointless rants that people were posting which don't even qualify as a rant. it's more like pregnant doging and moaning. there's no name calling, no hate, no illogical thought process brought on by pure unmitigated anger.
that and the fact that there were all these "rants" that could ahve been put in TOSAT instead of clogging up the board with useless threads.
I blame BP
:)
(http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3243/Lambo-Doors-So-Played-Out.jpg)
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2009, 10:41:11 AM
wait, are you saying that there is a thread in NMC that went off topic? :o
:-*
shocking...
eh?