A real rant....

[Statler]

seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread?  really.    

I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!

It's people like you who bring this place down.  unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!

And the weather isn't helping!   it's so wet in here the walls are sweating!  years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.

It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat.  Pisses me off!  ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk.  Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!

It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud.  LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.

And you can't ride in this shit!  might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!




































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[GAAN]

HERM!!!!!

We got axed

WTF

damn tyranical dictatorship

we will rise up and...

and...

Demand kool-aid!!!!

[Statler]

DP was doing Spring cleaning.



for those who missed it, this was a tongue-in-cheek rant because the original rant about humidity was somewhat lacking in spirit.  Then we got a slew of *rants that got merged since they were all the same.

[Bun-bun]

seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread?  really.    

I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!
Damn skippy!

It's people like you who bring this place down.  unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!
Down where? How low is low?

And the weather isn't helping!   it's so wet in here the walls are sweating!  years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.You speakin' from personal experience?

It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat.  Pisses me off!  ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk.  Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!
WTF? The back of your forehead? Most people call that a "neck".

It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud.  LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.

And you can't ride in this shit!  might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!Poor grumpy lawyer - gotta sit in old man ballsweat.




































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[Statler]

WTF? The back of your forehead? Most people call that a "neck".

bald joke.

[CairnsDuc]

Statler needs a Hug 

[Statler]

Why does nobody but Nate get how hard I was laughing when I typed it?

[Popeye the Sailor]

Why does nobody but Nate get how hard I was laughing when I typed it?

I get it, though nothing tops the april fools day one.


Which no one else got, either.

[ducatiz]

twig and berries?

speak for yourself.

the mrs says "stump and cocoanuts"

[Popeye the Sailor]

twig and berries?

speak for yourself.

the mrs says "stump and cocoanuts"

Stump? Industrial accident, maybe?

[TiNi]

Stump? Industrial accident, maybe?

I get it, though nothing tops the april fools day one.


Which no one else got, either.

what was the april fools day one?

[ducatiz]

Stump? Industrial accident, maybe?

umm..ahem..  girth

[somegirl]

what was the april fools day one?

Statler had a "bad crash" on April 1 one year.

[Statler]

what was the april fools day one?

on the other board two years ago.   I posted on April first about turning the RS into an expensive paperweight by highsiding it.   I almost had an angry mob march to the house with torches.   It was funny.

even had a  note at the bottom of the post that said I was really glad it happened on this date.... that 90 percent of people didn't read.

[TiNi]

on the other board two years ago.   I posted on April first about turning the RS into an expensive paperweight by highsiding it.   I almost had an angry mob march to the house with torches.   It was funny.

even had a  note at the bottom of the post that said I was really glad it happened on this date.... that 90 percent of people didn't read.

aaaaah.... i remember that now ya prankster