So,
We recently took in a wiener dog from a friend. Basically, he's been neglected for some time, and while the woman already had two other dogs, and two kids, well, she just popped a third out, so she's busy. We felt bad for the poor neglected sucker, who was beat up on by the other dogs, and the little kids.
My thoughts are, at some point, when the kids ask, they're going to be informed that the poor little wiener they grew up with went to live on a friends farm out in the country. Which is true.
Now at some point, a few years further down the road, the wee ones will realize that "sending a dog off to a farm in the country" is a nice way of saying "we had him put down and didn't tell you".
I'm wondering if they'll call their parents liars or not :P
[popcorn]
if they remember...
Send pictures at Christmas
i like the pictures at christmas idea
Quote from: DDDDan on June 16, 2009, 05:01:23 PM
Send pictures at Christmas
Ohhh yes. I'll tape him to a tiny electric chair and send a pic.
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 16, 2009, 05:31:21 PM
Ohhh yes. I'll tape him to a tiny electric chair and send a pic.
You're starting to feel better.... [thumbsup]
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 16, 2009, 05:31:21 PM
Ohhh yes. I'll tape him to a tiny electric chair and send a pic.
That's along the lines I was thinking.
>:(
Quote from: ducpainter on June 16, 2009, 05:36:51 PM
You're too easy. ;D
don't go startin' rumors there.... sugar. ;)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 16, 2009, 05:39:55 PM
don't go startin' rumors there.... sugar. ;)
You...
have a dirty mind. ;)
Quote from: Sugar Magnolia on June 16, 2009, 05:41:20 PM
You...
have a dirty mind. ;)
no... you do.
ok... so maybe i do too [laugh] :-[
Show me anyone on this board that doesn't have a dirty mind :P [laugh]
the weiner dog puns are about to run amuck.
Quote from: Petunia on June 16, 2009, 05:55:35 PM
the weiner dog puns are about to run amuckpetunia.
Quote from: Petunia on June 16, 2009, 05:55:35 PM
the weiner dog puns are about to run amuck.
maybe, but YoU were the first one to go THeRe [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 16, 2009, 05:57:26 PM
maybe, but YoU were the first one to go THeRe [laugh]
You opened the door, he just waltzed through. ;D
Quote from: DDDDan on June 16, 2009, 05:59:02 PM
You opened the door, he just waltzed through. ;D
yes, but he's the one who brought the wiener dog with him [laugh]
(http://dogbuns.com/Oscar-w-Ketchup.jpg)
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I just KNEW someone had to make these. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
We're havin' fun now [thumbsup] ;D
[laugh] omg.... the fake ketchup, is... [laugh]
Quote from: DDDDan on June 16, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
We're havin' fun now [thumbsup] ;D
Why yes...
yes we are.
I'm not skeerd.
Quote from: Statler on June 16, 2009, 06:01:33 PM
(http://dogbuns.com/Oscar-w-Ketchup.jpg)
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I just KNEW someone had to make these. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
NO KETCHUP, MUSTARD!
Maybe it can make you some money:
http://www.wienertakesall.com/ (http://www.wienertakesall.com/)
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 16, 2009, 05:31:21 PM
Ohhh yes. I'll tape him to a tiny electric chair and send a pic.
make sure city pound is visible somewhere
and send me a card too [thumbsup]
hahaha, tini's easy. [laugh]
first year : send a pic of the dog wearing a christmas hat.
next year : make that bacon basket weave with sausage in the middle, and put the hat on it. [laugh]
Quote from: howie on June 17, 2009, 05:16:48 AM
NO KETCHUP, MUSTARD!
(http://dogbuns.com/dachsundwmustardsm.jpg)