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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Grampa on June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM

Title: for the record......
Post by: Grampa on June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
my legs are not all that pale.


an outside source confirmed it.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Statler on June 27, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
I hate it when the jokes just don't work....

I had images of Silas from Davinci Code.

I had carbon Arc lights.

I had adverts for the whitest automobile headlights you can buy.


I got nothing.


damn.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Grampa on June 27, 2009, 05:05:20 PM
HA!


[laugh]
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Statler on June 27, 2009, 05:08:43 PM
 (http://www.county.org/resources/library/county_mag/county/123/img/woman.JPG)


Secret independent source revealed.  Story at 11.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: ducpainter on June 27, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
my legs are not all that pale.


an outside source confirmed it.
You live in Cali...

I live in NH...

2 years ago...

your legs were the same color as mine on June 30th...white like rice.

I bet yours got no less pale by the end of the summer. ;D
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: zzilla on June 27, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Photo from an inside source
(http://grrl.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/arm-leg.jpg)
;D

Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: red baron on June 27, 2009, 07:32:09 PM
Quote from: zzilla on June 27, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Photo from an inside source
(http://grrl.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/arm-leg.jpg)
;D



Is that pork?
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: herm on June 27, 2009, 08:00:00 PM
you cant compare arms and legs.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 27, 2009, 09:03:00 PM
Quote from: herm on June 27, 2009, 08:00:00 PM
you cant compare arms and legs.

You can't convince me that's a leg.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: JohnnyDucati on June 27, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
 :o

do you shave?

Or do you Neet?

(If only Lance had aerodynamic gams like that, my god, the possibilities . . .)

;D

Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: KopfjÀger on June 27, 2009, 09:41:29 PM
That's frog belly white.  ;D
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Speedbag on June 28, 2009, 05:39:52 AM
Quote from: trouble on June 27, 2009, 07:32:09 PM
Is that pork?

No, I think it's bologna.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is a trusted and well liked member of this here board
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: red baron on June 28, 2009, 07:08:47 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is a trusted and well liked member of this here board


well liked and sans ink

that leaves you and me out. ;D
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Statler on June 28, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is was a trusted and well liked member of this here board

fixed it for ya...'cause nobody will trust/like him/her now.
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: LMT on June 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
Quote from: Statler on June 28, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
fixed it for ya...'cause nobody will trust/like him/her now.

I'll sue you!  For what, not sure.  You CAN trust me!
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 28, 2009, 07:56:58 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
I'll sue you!  For what, not sure.  You CAN trust me!

You? Your perspective is all screwy-you live in the great rainy north, which has not seen the sun for but an hour in the year of '07!
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Statler on June 28, 2009, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
I'll sue you!  For what, not sure.  You CAN trust me!

Mary's idea of a dark tan:

(http://www.artchive.com/artchive/g/greek/venus_de_milo_louvre.jpg)

Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: NAKID on June 28, 2009, 01:29:21 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is a trusted and well liked member of this here board

lm doesn't count. She's biased...
Title: Re: for the record......
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2009, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 28, 2009, 01:29:21 PM
lm doesn't count. She's biased...

it's not the wife


the source has been revealed