so my g/f manages 2 tanning salons (no, she's not one of the typical people you find there, it's the family business)
yesterday someone stole 2 bottles of lotion that are almost $100 each while his g/f was in tanning.
the g/f played stupid and tried to just deflect it like she couldn't and wouldn't do anything about it. didn't give up much info other than his first name.
i love the internets and social networking sites.
i also love narcisitic douchebags that put all of their info online.
the guys quote on myspace is "K@rm@ is a Muth@ make the beast with two backsin pregnant dog!"
isn't it though? [laugh]
Every time I hear that someone works in a tanning salon, I think of that scene from "Armed and Deangerous" w/ the late, great John Candy where they are at a fancy dinner and that one chick pulls her dress down to reveal that she doesn't have any tan lines b/c she works at a tanning salon and can tan all she wants. I love that movie!!
SPOOOOON the bastages
$100 bottles of goo. [roll]
mitt
Quote from: mitt on July 10, 2009, 06:19:48 PM
$100 bottles of goo. [roll]
mitt
Seriously, who's really getting robbed. >:(
Quote from: mitt on July 10, 2009, 06:19:48 PM
$100 bottles of goo. [roll]
mitt
no no...$100 bottles of "tanning lotion"
Quote from: kopfjager on July 10, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
Seriously, who's really getting robbed. >:(
i have yet to figure out why they are so expensive.
these are large bottles, around 30 oz i believe.
3.00 an oz
not so bad
I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours
Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
3.00 an oz
not so bad
I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours
[laugh] [laugh] [drink]
Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
3.00 an oz
not so bad
I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours
You need better shit.
or cheaper
Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
3.00 an oz
not so bad
I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours
never thought of it that way...
and the liquor doesn't even keep your skin soft and supple. ;)
Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
3.00 an oz
not so bad
I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours
Yeah, but only when you guy it retail by the dose/use. You expect a
little better deal when you buy the whole bottle. I mean, unless this stuff the the Johnny Walker Blue Label of moisturizer.
I LIKE walker, but don't LOVE it. That said, I can't see $212 for a blended scotch.
Quote from: redxblack on July 11, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I LIKE walker, but don't LOVE it. That said, I can't see $212 for a blended scotch.
Give the GOLD label a try. It's much more reasonably priced, at around $80/bottle.
It's got a lot of bite, very smokey. Blows Black or Green out of the water.
I'll try a double if I can find it at a bar, but I am hesitant to drop that much scratch on a bottle. Maybe when I slide through duty free, perhaps.
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 11, 2009, 09:42:54 AM
Yeah, but only when you guy it retail by the dose/use. You expect a little better deal when you buy the whole bottle. I mean, unless this stuff the the Johnny Walker Blue Label of moisturizer.
apparently it is top of the line stuff.
i thought the fun part was that he stole something and his tagline is about karma.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 14, 2009, 07:49:35 AM
apparently it is top of the line stuff.
i thought the fun part was that he stole something and his tagline is about karma.
his myspace page you must link ;)
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:51:03 AM
his myspace page you must link ;)
i'll wait until AFTER legal action has been completed to give anything out.
apparently the g/f came in and paid.
el boyfriendo is apparently in school for criminal justice. he wants to be a cop.
after looking at his myspace page i can't say im suprised. i'm just suprised he doesn't have a huge diamond earring and spikey hair...
Well, don't hold out on us, man... let's see the MySpace page ;D
Quote from: redxblack on July 14, 2009, 07:45:33 AM
I'll try a double if I can find it at a bar, but I am hesitant to drop that much scratch on a bottle. Maybe when I slide through duty free, perhaps.
i wouldnt drop $80 on a bottle either... twas a gift ;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 14, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
apparently the g/f came in and paid.
el boyfriendo is apparently in school for criminal justice. he wants to be a cop.
after looking at his myspace page i can't say im suprised. i'm just suprised he doesn't have a huge diamond earring and spikey hair...
Look, Kni-he probably really needed those bottles o goo, hence he'd jeopardize his whole future to get 'em.
I think in the spirit of goodwill and paying-it-forward, you should give him an additional two bottles. Just turn them sideways before you shove them up his ass.
Seriously, I think I speak for all of us when I think you should get an old style viking helmet/costume, and go beat the tar out of the lowlife. Then carve "Karma is a pregnant dog" on his forehead.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 14, 2009, 07:49:35 AM
apparently it is top of the line stuff.
i thought the fun part was that he stole something and his tagline is about karma.
I guess his smooth skin in this life is worth more than the potential impact on his next life.
P.S. who uses myspace anymore? - that's sooooo 2006
Quote from: DCXCV on July 14, 2009, 11:37:54 AM
I guess his smooth skin in this life is worth more than the potential impact on his next life.
P.S. who uses myspace anymore? - that's sooooo 2006
who uses it?
20 yr old douchbags from north jersey who are wanna be mobsters because they're italian.
his page will be posted after i get home from work. i can't get to social networking sites from work.
ok...have fun...
http://www.myspace.com/3rdgenerationmarine (http://www.myspace.com/3rdgenerationmarine)
it has been requested by the g/f that nobody make the beast with two backs with him. just make fun of him here.
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuche...
But, his g/f is pretty hot!
And sorry, but Loris?!?!?!
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 14, 2009, 12:18:14 PM
who uses it?
20 yr old douchbags from SOUTH jersey who are wanna be mobsters because they're italian.
his page will be posted after i get home from work. i can't get to social networking sites from work.
Trenton is south jersey homie... don't be confusin us with them philli wanabees
they now live up past freehold.
north.
He rides a harley [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Income: $250,000 and Higher"
Failblog.
I tried to read his "about me" but I got lost in all the aphorisms.
"I'd like to meet who I was in a previous life." [puke] psst.... your narcisism is showing...
Thanks for the laugh, Knight
"Cuz you are you, and ur by urself from the moment your born. Your created, you live, then you die. LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST."
So you know where he lives now? I'm thinking that Knight and this dude are in cahoots. One bottle for each of them…
he's showing "e-town"
i dont' know wexactly where that is, but it's north jersey.
yeah, i'm in cahoots with this guy. it's just what i would do. pick someone with a personality that clashes with mine and that i would normally laugh at in public to do the dirty work. that way it wouldn't seem like we were in league with each other.
you found me out vin.
you will pay for this.
i'll get Mr I to fart on you.
Judging from his writing, how can he be a LEO if he hasn't finished grade school?
Quote from: pompetta on July 15, 2009, 11:22:46 AM
Judging from his writing, how can he be a LEO if he hasn't finished grade school?
it
is new jersey...
You really should report the theft. Keeping it to yourself is as if you are saying you approve of a guy like that being a cop.
He should be posted here as well
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
Quote from: hbliam on July 15, 2009, 12:39:37 PM
You really should report the theft. Keeping it to yourself is as if you are saying you approve of a guy like that being a cop.
+11tybillion.
Excellent point.
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 15, 2009, 02:21:42 PM
+11tybillion.
Excellent point.
Yeah, hadn't thought of it that way. Wonder if he would be the kind of cop that would end up shaking down the bad guys for kick backs...
Quote from: NAKID on July 15, 2009, 03:25:43 PM
Yeah, hadn't thought of it that way. Wonder if he would be the kind of cop that would end up shaking down the bad guys for kick backs...
and the good guys.
Somebody needs to introduce the gf to Ducati. I think she'd look much better on the back of a monster [moto] than some Harley. Although if she's dating that douche maybe she's not worthy. ;D
Quote from: hbliam on July 15, 2009, 12:39:37 PM
You really should report the theft. Keeping it to yourself is as if you are saying you approve of a guy like that being a cop.
it already was reported. as soon as she got the video of him taking it she called the police. after she got his name she gave that too.
however, since the g/f stopped in to pay (he is banned from the store) it's not being pursued.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 16, 2009, 05:13:06 AM
it already was reported. as soon as she got the video of him taking it she called the police. after she got his name she gave that too.
however, since the g/f stopped in to pay (he is banned from the store) it's not being pursued.
it should still pop up on a background check
which i believe is the point
Quote from: Mother on July 16, 2009, 05:16:32 AM
it should still pop up on a background check
which i believe is the point
it's utterly hilarious to me to think that the guy won't get to be an LEO because he stole $200 worth of tanning lotion.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 16, 2009, 05:18:35 AM
it's utterly hilarious to me to think that the guy won't get to be an LEO because he stole $200 worth of tanning lotion.
My current partner applied for a fire job with the city of Portland
in the Chief's Interview the Chief asked him at the end if there was anything he felt he needed to explain about his past
he said no and didn't get the job
the item the Chief was refering to was a 5 finger job of a tube of toothpaste when he was 18
he took the test at 35
Civil service is serious as shit about things you and i feel are rather petty
but
to them it shows a pattern of behavior
Quote from: VisceralReaction on July 15, 2009, 01:22:20 PM
He should be posted here as well
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
i'm sure that half of the people that go into her store could get on that page. [laugh]
Quote from: Mother on July 16, 2009, 05:22:02 AM
My current partner applied for a fire job with the city of Portland
in the Chief's Interview the Chief asked him at the end if there was anything he felt he needed to explain about his past
he said no and didn't get the job
the item the Chief was refering to was a 5 finger job of a tube of toothpaste when he was 18
he took the test at 35
Civil service is serious as shit about things you and i feel are rather petty
but
to them it shows a pattern of behavior
i can understand that, but talk about regretting something stupid...
Quote from: Mother on July 16, 2009, 05:22:02 AM
to them it shows a pattern of behavior
Doesn't something have to happen more then once to be a pattern? I can see them taking things seriously, but there had to be something else. I know a kid that grew up around me used to sell drugs in hs, but now I've heard he's a cop.