thieves

[KnightofNi]

so my g/f manages 2 tanning salons (no, she's not one of the typical people you find there, it's the family business)

yesterday someone stole 2 bottles of lotion that are almost $100 each while his g/f was in tanning.
the g/f played stupid and tried to just deflect it like she couldn't and wouldn't do anything about it. didn't give up much info other than his first name.

i love the internets and social networking sites.
i also love narcisitic douchebags that put all of their info online.
the guys quote on myspace is "K@rm@ is a Muth@ make the beast with two backsin pregnant dog!"

isn't it though? 

[rockaduc]

Every time I hear that someone works in a tanning salon, I think of that scene from "Armed and Deangerous" w/ the late, great John Candy where they are at a fancy dinner and that one chick pulls her dress down to reveal that she doesn't have any tan lines b/c she works at a tanning salon and can tan all she wants.  I love that movie!!

[Grampa]

SPOOOOON the bastages

[mitt]

$100 bottles of goo.   

mitt

[Kopfjäger]

$100 bottles of goo.   

mitt

Seriously, who's really getting robbed.   

[KnightofNi]

$100 bottles of goo.   

mitt

no no...$100 bottles of "tanning lotion"

Seriously, who's really getting robbed.  

i have yet to figure out why they are so expensive.

these are large bottles, around 30 oz i believe.

[GAAN]

3.00 an oz

not so bad

I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours

[Kopfjäger]

3.00 an oz

not so bad

I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours

[krolik]

3.00 an oz

not so bad

I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours

You need better shit.


or cheaper

[KnightofNi]

3.00 an oz

not so bad

I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours

never thought of it that way...
and the liquor doesn't even keep your skin soft and supple. 

[Buckethead]

3.00 an oz

not so bad

I pay more for shit I throw up in a couple hours

Yeah, but only when you guy it retail by the dose/use. You expect a little better deal when you buy the whole bottle. I mean, unless this stuff the the Johnny Walker Blue Label of moisturizer.

[redxblack]

I LIKE walker, but don't LOVE it. That said, I can't see $212 for a blended scotch.

[corey]

I LIKE walker, but don't LOVE it. That said, I can't see $212 for a blended scotch.

Give the GOLD label a try. It's much more reasonably priced, at around $80/bottle.
It's got a lot of bite, very smokey. Blows Black or Green out of the water.

[redxblack]

I'll try a double if I can find it at a bar, but I am hesitant to drop that much scratch on a bottle. Maybe when I slide through duty free, perhaps.

[KnightofNi]

Yeah, but only when you guy it retail by the dose/use. You expect a little better deal when you buy the whole bottle. I mean, unless this stuff the the Johnny Walker Blue Label of moisturizer.

apparently it is top of the line stuff.



i thought the fun part was that he stole something and his tagline is about karma.