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Title: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: ducatiz on July 13, 2009, 06:26:20 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090712/sc_livescience/swearingmakespainmoretolerable (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090712/sc_livescience/swearingmakespainmoretolerable)

SWEARING REDUCES PAIN
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: River on July 13, 2009, 06:29:29 AM
I KNEW it!   [laugh]
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
now... explain talking dirty in bed
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 06:35:54 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
now... explain talking dirty in bed

talking dirty in bed is where you and your partner/s use agressive and/or demeaning language in order to increase the level of sexual arousal

I hope that helps

Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 06:35:54 AM
talking dirty in bed is where you and your partner/s use agressive and/or demeaning language in order to increase the level of sexual arousal

I hope that helps



what does that have to do with pain?
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 06:40:55 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
what does that have to do with pain?

42
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 06:46:43 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 06:40:55 AM
42


ah...that explains it.

42 is painfull

69 not so much
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: ducatiz on July 13, 2009, 06:47:56 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
what does that have to do with pain?

depends on which "mode of entry" you are using and how big the device your wife/gf is wearing.
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 07:19:54 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?

trying to 69 with a tilted uterus and peyronies disease
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: ducatiz on July 13, 2009, 07:25:52 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?

someone is a Douglas Adams fan
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: ryandalling on July 13, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
I would have to say that this thread is much funnier than I would have expected. Keep it up.
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: Rev. Millertime on July 13, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
I f**king knew all those a**holes who tried to tell me not to swear were just trying to hurt me!

F**king stupid motherf**king bastages.
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: ryandalling on July 13, 2009, 02:13:13 PM
Quote from: ducatiz-e on July 13, 2009, 07:25:52 AM
someone is a Douglas Adams fan

Damn thread made me remember the pain in the ass Hitchhikers computer game from the 80s... where you typed in "go north" and "get item" and "use this" etc.... oh... how I remember and detest those old text based games.... f*@king text games!!
Title: Re: well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!
Post by: CairnsDuc on July 13, 2009, 02:22:34 PM
F*ck the F*cking F*ckers!  ;D
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